May 23, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: To be fair I sent that to a Notre Dame buddy saying "aw shit we're going 7-6, aren't we?" Well, to be fair, you are dickless when it comes to this stuff.
May 23, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Well, to be fair, you are dickless when it comes to this stuff.
May 23, 20196 yr For the first time in forever we have something to be confident in on the offensive side of the ball. That'll win us games in this conference alone if we figure out the whole finish thing.
May 23, 20196 yr 100 days to kickoff? Woo hoo!!! I can't wait to watch the people who mange to fuck up the "Countdown to Kickoff" thread tomorrow! Edited May 23, 20196 yr by Texas007 99 Steve McMichael for the win
May 23, 20196 yr Extend on the upward swing, I like it. As opposed to... Spoiler https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2012/10/15/was-mack-browns-contract-extension-a-mistake/#5e6e75b96c48
May 23, 20196 yr It doesn't seem to have been formally announced but Jason Washington received a pay raise. Edited May 23, 20196 yr by Machinator
May 23, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Machinator said: I like the progress, but shouldn't we have waited until we beat Louisiana Tech to make the offer?
May 23, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said: I like the progress, but shouldn't we have waited until we beat Louisiana Tech to make the offer? He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33.
May 24, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. I hope he finally beats Oklahoma State this season. If he does, money well spent. Edited May 24, 20196 yr by Valmy77
May 24, 20196 yr I hope he finally beats Oklahoma State this season. If he does, money well spent.This!
May 24, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. Not really. That win felt great and was conceptually good for the program after the past TCU thrashings. But it was a down year for TCU. It wasn’t just one win. Herman earned the extension with the wins over USC, TCU, OU, Georgia in the Sugar Bowl, getting us to the Big XII title game, flight attendant orgies, etc.
May 24, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, South Austin said: Not really. That win felt great and was conceptually good for the program after the past TCU thrashings. But it was a down year for TCU. It wasn’t just one win. Herman earned the extension with the wins over USC, TCU, OU, Georgia in the Sugar Bowl, getting us to the Big XII title game, flight attendant orgies, etc. Meh, that's in hindsight. At the time, every national media member was gushing over Shawn Robinson and the speed of frog after they held strong against buck nutz. It's a good win for me not just because of the previous beat downs, but also because we broke them for the rest of the season.
May 24, 20196 yr Don't get me wrong. It was a big win. But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as buttpirate said.
May 24, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, South Austin said: Don't get me wrong. It was a big win. But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as buttpirate said. You can relax, it was partially a funny. I say partially because it was the game that the 2018 season turned on, thus earning Herman his extension. USC was fun, but we fumbled away a chance to beat them last year, so no big deal. We were unranked, they were ranked 17 and were being hyped up all season thus far. Herman exorcized that demon regardless of TCU's eventual record. They were doing just fine before we pantsed them.
May 24, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: You can relax, it was partially a funny. I say partially because it was the game that the 2018 season turned on, thus earning Herman his extension. USC was fun, but we fumbled away a chance to beat them last year, so no big deal. We were unranked, they were ranked 17 and were being hyped up all season thus far. Herman exorcized that demon regardless of TCU's eventual record. They were doing just fine before we pantsed them. Correct about TCU. They were only a week removed from giving ESPN's favorite team of the Midwest (Ohio State) a good game which was hyped for national significance.
May 24, 20196 yr 17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: You can relax, it was partially a funny. Calmer than you are.
May 24, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, South Austin said: Don't get me wrong. It was a big win. But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as NOTAbuttpirate said. C'mon, man. Get it straight. I mean right.
May 24, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: C'mon, man. Get it straight. I mean right. I dunno. Did you see his last post?
May 24, 20196 yr 34 minutes ago, South Austin said: I dunno. Did you see his last post? The man says he's totally not a butt pirate, and that's good enough for me. He just tripped onto a dick those times. It happens.
May 24, 20196 yr 14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: Wait. What? I'm confused too. What does this have to do with our lack of depth at LB?
May 24, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: The man says he's totally not a butt pirate, and that's good enough for me. He just tripped onto a dick those times. It happens.
May 24, 20196 yr I think some of y'all are too suspicious-like and just need to accept things at face value.
May 24, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: Better? So while everyone else enjoys South Austin's mom for her ability for giving sexual pleasure, you are happy sitting on the couch while she does laundry.
May 24, 20196 yr 43 minutes ago, rickyspub said: So while everyone else enjoys South Austin's mom for her ability for giving sexual pleasure, you are happy sitting on the couch while she does laundry. Others may just use South Austin's mom for some quick sex and then throw her out in the morning, the sex was so good, I saw potential for a long term relationship. In the picture above, she's learning how to clean. I've also taught her how to cook and play the piano. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be a very well rounded woman able to take care of a household, as well as providing amazing sexual services. Unlike the rest of you cunts, I saw more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day.
May 24, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. You spelt foreskin incorrectly. EDIT: Also -rep for failure to mention sammiches.
May 25, 20196 yr On 5/23/2019 at 10:13 AM, Eggo said: Extend on the upward swing, I like it. Who says you don’t have anything in common with your mom?
May 25, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: Others may just use South Austin's mom for some quick sex and then throw her out in the morning, the sex was so good, I saw potential for a long term relationship. In the picture above, she's learning how to clean. I've also taught her how to cook and play the piano. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be a very well rounded woman able to take care of a household, as well as providing amazing sexual services. Unlike the rest of you cunts, I saw more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. This right here is how you treat a lady.
May 25, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, South Austin said: This right here is how you treat a lady. Your mother is no lady.
May 25, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said: Your mother is no lady. Well, if you pay her the right amount she won’t be.
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