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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

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Do they have room for a mid 40’s unathletic slow pussy to join the team? I’m ready.
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    Junior Miller

    Brilliant. Sign letter of intent and transfer to Texas with zero intention of ever playing a game. Sit out year. Transfer back to USC. Sit out year. Play one bad ass season and go pro with almost zero

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    1996 and 2007 we're much different times than Jan 20, 2017 to today.  The gulf in culture is far more pronounced and cultural battle lines much more clear today.  All of you sensitive rednecks ca

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23 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Maybe he can help translate when Herman and the Ogre talk before the game. 

YU EH MEMBR DAT TIME OLE BOBBY BUCHAER GOME DOWN ER WAH WIT DA WER GON BE RUN AY EEY?

 

Short blurb on the team from IT

TEAM

Not much but it's May about to give way to June when we should have a more consistent flow of team info.

Morning workouts resumed on Monday as the veterans await the new arrivals next week. I believe the freshman and summer Juco arrivals are due by the 5th or 6th at the latest. Graduate transfer Parker Braun is already with the team and working out. Overachiever, imo.

Workouts consist of alternating days of intense lifting with mild running and mild lifting with intense running. Basically they're gearing up to welcome the new arrivals who will be hating life shortly.

I asked about De'Gabriel Floyd's workload. From what I can gather, he runs with the team and lifts at the same time but has a different lifting regimen. With his spinal issue that's not surprising. They monitor him closely. The hope remains that he'll be cleared in January but how that will go is anybody's guess. I'm pretty sure he'll have check-ups periodically between now and then to see if he's progressing. It's frustrating for all involved because you can't even tell there's anything wrong with him. He's obviously the best specimen at the position and one of the best on the team overall. Credit goes to him for working like he'll be suiting up in a couple of months rather than missing the season.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

24 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

I think he got hurt once waiting for a flight.

25 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

I certainly don't want to be on the same plane as him, so, uh, yeah.

Maybe he can help translate when Herman and the Ogre talk before the game. 

O doesn't even know what's coming out of his own mouth.

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I guess that means Louisiana Tech is the LHN game.

Edit: well there it is. Glad the early season games are all at night.

Edited by Valmy77

Maybe a @byu debacle. Hard to remember those blurs.

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CBS Sports Network. You should get to know it and love it because they play a lot of college football from the smaller conferences. So when you're sad that college football Saturday is over and it's 11:00 and you want one more hit, tune in to CBSSN to watch San Jose State take on Hawaii.

56 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Sam liked it. I guess it's safe to say that Bru ain't coming back. 

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Sam liked it. I guess it's safe to say that Bru ain't coming back. 

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

I read that as our players don't give a shit about who isn't coming here, and it is time to go to work. 

2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

"The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak nor the timid."  🤘

We got some real alpha dog players on this team. And I like it!

Translation: If you don't want to be here, fuck you and the horse that you rode in on.

34 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

Could be about any number of guys not coming back, or maybe guys whining about the summer workouts.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

Except that it was. Your whole we don't know anything schtick is getting really fucking old at this point. The writing's on the wall. You can choose to close your eyes if you want to, but you don't have to post ad nauseum about it.

But then again, it may not have. Great reporting, fuckfaces.

14 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Except that it was. Your whole we don't know anything schtick is getting really fucking old at this point. The writing's on the wall. You can choose to close your eyes if you want to, but you don't have to post ad nauseum about it.

Fair enough.

I guess I am not the only one with the fucking old schtick of not knowing stuff. Back and forth we go.

You have to hand it to @Machinator for being willing to share both sides of the story with us. Who says there isn't non-partisanship anymore? 

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You have to hand it to @Machinator for being willing to share both sides of the story with us. Who says there isn't non-partisanship anymore? 

Well he's a bot with no feelings or bias. He only cares about information. 

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I guess I am not the only one with the fucking old schtick of not knowing stuff. Back and forth we go.

Dude. He's gone. Just stop.

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dude. He's gone. Just stop.

Any info on why? or is this something we'll never know? From the tweets it seems like he wasn't being treated like the 5 star he is and wanted to go back to his comfort zone where his ass will be kissed. 

Machinator:

Are you a computer program?

At this point, it is much better for Texas team chemistry if Bru McCoy leaves. Texas doesn't need other players on the team perceiving that Bru is receiving preferential treatment.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

At this point, it is much better for Texas team chemistry if Bru McCoy leaves. Texas doesn't need other players on the team perceiving that Bru is receiving preferential treatment.

What if he comes back and is forced to eat soggy eggs for a month? Would that be enough pound of flesh for you, sir? 

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