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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

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8 hours ago, Rynohorn said:

Reverse parking was illegal at my University as well. Have no idea why.

Not supposed to at my garage either.  The reason is your parking sticker is on back window and they want to be able to see it.  No idea if Texas requires stickers on back. Been too long since I was in PG-1

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UT parking has been a scam since the incorporation of South Side Towing in 1982.

I don't remember the details but they had family connections to APD or the Travis Sheriff.

Considered themselves an extension of THE LAW.  Deserves a special place in hell.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

UT parking has been a scam since the incorporation of South Side Towing in 1982.

I don't remember the details but they had family connections to APD or the Travis Sheriff.

Considered themselves an extension of THE LAW.  Deserves a special place in hell.

Customer Parking ONLY

Towing Enforced

24 HRS/DAY

Business Hours 9AM-6PM

 

4 hours ago, Eggo said:

Back-in angle parking on South Congress is far better than having some absurd parallel parking fiasco, and you don't have as many people getting rear-ended trying to back out of forward angle parking. Also, people who back into regular parking spots are usually douche bags. 

 

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

cant fucking stand that shit, douche bags. 

 

We are required to back in park at work. It’s statistically safer 

 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

We are required to back in park at work. It’s statistically safer 

 

have you ever seen a woman try to back in park?

We are required to back in park at work. It’s statistically safer 
 

First move forward is typical of O&G folks. It’s silly for office personnel, makes sense on location.

Eh, I back in to park sometimes, it's easier in a truck to get between cars backing. Easier to get out.

What really peeves me is parallel parking backwards. I've gotten tickets for being "on the wrong side of the street". But in reality it's just I've pulled into the spot on the left side of the road on a two way road. Who gives a fuck if I'm facing the opposite way?

On 6/4/2019 at 1:31 PM, Tex Long said:

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Tex Long goes yard...have some rep bro.

15 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

SIAP,  but when does fall camp start?

Most likely they report Friday August 2nd....

(Think for last yr it was Friday August 3rd, 1st game was Sept 1st)

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

I’m going to start saying “pahking” with a Boston accent.

FIFY

Offense-- easy to put Ingram here but I'll go with Cosmi since he's technically a RS sophomore. Plus we need him to put on this season because the depth behind him is still away. I heard Jeff Howe saying in the last podcast that, at this point, they'd put Okafor there over Kerstetter in the event of injury. That gives me clinteastwoodewhh.gif

Defense-- Caden has already "broken out" to me last season. This year should be another notch with added comfort ability of scheme. I'll go with Cook instead. Having a lock down corner makes the rest of this defense run like a well oiled machine. Yes, the linebackers (and I'd argue field safety) and probably nickle are more critical to the scheme. But we saw how things clicked when Holton Hill was fielding a no fly zone for half the field. Both corners will be tested early and often, but Cook is technically sound and scrappy. If he can keep his emotions in check and not get ejected for stupid shit like against uga, he'll be a piece Orlando builds off of to free up the other 4-5 DBs on the field. 

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Red Five, damn you people!

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Sam Ehlinger: The Daisy Duke years. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Who the hell is over Sam's right shoulder?  

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

Who the hell is over Sam's right shoulder?  

Pretty sure that's Christian Jones

6 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Who the hell is over Sam's right shoulder?  

Morgan Freeman.  #katfid

49 minutes ago, Eggo said:

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Thanks, was just about to ask about the sports bras

 

I wish Sam had someone to advise him against that shirt. Has to be a better option out there.

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I wish Sam had someone to advise him against that shirt. Has to be a better option out there.

There's a post explaining what it is right underneath the video.

I wish Sam had someone to advise him against that shirt. Has to be a better option out there.


But why male models?
12 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I wish Sam had someone to advise him against that shirt. Has to be a better option out there.

I know right. A sassy plunging V neck tank top in pastels to bring out the color of his eyes would have been the right choice 

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It's mansiere!

Those aren't Sports Bras; those are Manziers!

Yeah, Sterns broke out the minute he stepped on campus.  Named freshman All American and led the team in interceptions.  

For defense, either Cook or Coburn.  Both will need to step up big time.  Coburn could be dominant if he plays to his potential. 

Offense, Ingram is the obvious answer but didn’t he have like 800 yards last year.  He was a starter last year.  I’d say Epps or Whittington on offense.  

 

8 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Offense, Ingram is the obvious answer but didn’t he have like 800 yards last year.

rushed 142 times for 708 yards and three touchdowns ... added 27 receptions for 170 yards and two scores 

Shot in the dark here:

 

Offense- Josh Moore

Defense: Joseph Ossai or Jalen Green

Epps and Whittington; Coburn and Ojomo. Need some sunshine on the LB corps...

3 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

Who the hell is over Sam's right shoulder?  

Christian Jones?

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I wish Sam had someone to advise him against that shirt. Has to be a better option out there.

Isn't it just to keep pads from chafing?

Love to see J.Whitt getting in the mix there. 

People are sleeping on this kid, he is not as short as most believe and he is a baller. I've said it before, when I saw him in HS he reminded me of the honey badger. Unfortunately he could not RS as we needed his help on offense.

13 minutes ago, Goodman said:

People are sleeping on this kid, he is not as short as most believe and he is a baller. I've said it before, when I saw him in HS he reminded me of the honey badger. Unfortunately he could not RS as we needed his help on offense.

He was top 10 instate player.  He's so fucking athletic that he got playing time in the slot for depth and as a returner in his freshman year.  So happy he's back on defense.  He plays physical and can cover.  He's going to get lots of playing time.  

To the people putting Whittington down for a breakout year. I do believe they're talking about sophomore breakouts. 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

This man right here....or Cook 

4 minutes ago, BERT said:

To the people putting Whittington down for a breakout year. I do believe they're talking about sophomore breakouts. 

Yep... this article had Caden Sterns for Texas.  Seems like Caden has already broken out though.

So many candidates for Texas Soph players that could really breakout... makes for a great discussion.  🤘

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/26922581/the-sophomore-breakout-player-top-25-team

I’m gonna need a ruling on whether Foster broke out or not. Because if not I want to change my selection.

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