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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

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2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

jk?

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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Brilliant. Sign letter of intent and transfer to Texas with zero intention of ever playing a game. Sit out year. Transfer back to USC. Sit out year. Play one bad ass season and go pro with almost zero

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    1996 and 2007 we're much different times than Jan 20, 2017 to today.  The gulf in culture is far more pronounced and cultural battle lines much more clear today.  All of you sensitive rednecks ca

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Amen.

We haven’t had a QB like this since 2009.  Garrett Gilbert, David Ash, Tyrone Swoopes, Shane Buechele—all nice guys and probably well-liked by teammates. But they were lacking in the type of leadership and inspiration needed from the quarterback at this level.  

Maybe Herp Derp had some of his brother’s qualities, and he gutted out some big wins for us—UCLA and aggy in 2011, Kansas in 2012, and OUsucks in 2013. But he provided nowhere near the level of leadership Sam has been displaying.

Not only that, but hopefully that leadership quality rubs off on the guys that take over the reigns. Being around Sam has to have a major influence. 

Not only that, but if Sam can rein it in a little bit and become a better pocket passer, that can have a major influence on the offense.

When it reigns, it pores. 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

It never reigns in Southern California.

...or reins either.

35 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

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Damnit get Reign Wilson out of here. 

Well now that's just confusing. 

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Well now that's just confusing. 

Maybe he lost a Sugar Bowl bet?

Jake Smith is a lot bigger than I expected him.  I thought he'd be undersized and need to gain weight.  From the summer reports and some previous pictures, his athleticism has been reported to be off the charts and he's physically ready for college.  He doesn't look small at all next to two NFL running backs.  I think he'll be able to shoulder carries for this offense out of the slot as a hybrid H and RB.

Just now, Nope said:

Maybe he lost a Sugar Bowl bet?

Same reason Ludacris played the spring game?

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It never reigns in Southern California.

It pores,  man it poors.  

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5 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Jake Smith is a lot bigger than I expected him.  I thought he'd be undersized and need to gain weight.  From the summer reports and some previous pictures, his athleticism has been reported to be off the charts and he's physically ready for college.  He doesn't look small at all next to two NFL running backs.  I think he'll be able to shoulder carries for this offense out of the slot as a hybrid H and RB.

That was my first reaction too. The guy looked tiny in his high school film.

48 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Same reason Ludacris played the spring game?

No that was because we paid him to.

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No that was because we paid him to.

So we paid Todd Gurley to throw a hook em? 

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

So we paid Todd Gurley to throw a hook em? 

Sure

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Jake Smith is a lot bigger than I expected him.  I thought he'd be undersized and need to gain weight.  From the summer reports and some previous pictures, his athleticism has been reported to be off the charts and he's physically ready for college.  He doesn't look small at all next to two NFL running backs.  I think he'll be able to shoulder carries for this offense out of the slot as a hybrid H and RB.

 

Yeah we need to use him like Florida did with Percy Harvin

18 minutes ago, Fletch said:

 

Yeah we need to use him like Florida did with Percy Harvin

The fuck are you talking about. We need to use him like Stanford used McCaffery. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The fuck are you talking about. We need to use him like Stanford used McCaffery. 

Jake Smith isn’t getting 250+ carries.

Mock drafts this early are useless.

But yes, Okudah is expected to be one of the starters.

On 7/9/2019 at 3:04 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

lol @ 4 cyclones in the defensive 11 er 14

Has anyone mentioned the 5-3-5 to Orlando?

Who the fuck designed those things! Lol. The front is ah pretty special....   Even if it was a national championship ring those are too big to actually wear. 

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10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Who the fuck designed those things! Lol. The front is ah pretty special....   Even if it was a national championship ring those are too big to actually wear. 

Who cares if it’s practical? It’s a wearable trophy, not a wedding band.

27 minutes ago, Nope said:

Who cares if it’s practical? It’s a wearable trophy, not a wedding band.

Exactly. It isn't like an aggy ring that you need to wear every day and ensure it can fit around your tiny penis. 

1) Where did Texas Rank in B12 and nationally in generating turnovers for the 2018 season?

2) Where Texas special teams rank for 2019?

  • Punt Coverage
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  • Kickoff Coverage
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12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Mock drafts this early are useless.

FIFY

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

I guarantee all of these things will happen. 

48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

Important question:  Was the house a 3 bedroom or 4 bedroom?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

I bet you woke up kinda sad. But then you cheered up... cuz you know we'll beat LSU by way more than that! 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

Cosmic coincidinks! Same dream... almost.

Line was UT+7.5, I bet the house to cover. LSU's new improved offense couldn't score on us and gave up four safeties. 8-0 good enough. EdO sez "Things gonna change round heah. Single wings. Arrrrr."

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that we beat LSU 18-0. Six field goals. Of course I missed the game because I accidentally moved into the wrong house, and spent the evening looking for the owner. So I wouldn't take that 18-0 shit to the bank. 

The owner was South Austin's mom and you couldn't find her because I was celebrating our 18-0 win with her all night.

So I would take that 18--0 shit to the bank. 

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