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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Brilliant. Sign letter of intent and transfer to Texas with zero intention of ever playing a game. Sit out year. Transfer back to USC. Sit out year. Play one bad ass season and go pro with almost zero

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    1996 and 2007 we're much different times than Jan 20, 2017 to today.  The gulf in culture is far more pronounced and cultural battle lines much more clear today.  All of you sensitive rednecks ca

  • Harry Ellis
    Harry Ellis

WOOOOO JAMISON GONNA MAKE THOSE PICKS LOOK LIKE EASY PUNT RETURNS LETS GO

No clue why he was playing WR in the first place.

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Thank God aggy has something to bitch about this morning. 

13 hours ago, Zavala said:

WOOOOO JAMISON GONNA MAKE THOSE PICKS LOOK LIKE EASY PUNT RETURNS LETS GO

No clue why he was playing WR in the first place.

 

We needed speed on offense, badly. 

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

So Jamison is as tall as Vasher, not bad for someone most talk like he's 5'8. Vasher is also about to give Huff a run in the gun show. Mrs. Washington is rude as f...

6 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Mrs. Washington is rude as f...

I'd let her slice my fatty brisket

13 hours ago, Zavala said:

WOOOOO JAMISON GONNA MAKE THOSE PICKS LOOK LIKE EASY PUNT RETURNS LETS GO

No clue why he was playing WR in the first place.

 

That poor kicker @:43 

I was just browsing on Seatgeek to see what ticket prices look like for this game and they're outrageous.   Almost nothing lower level under $500.   I'm not really looking for myself. I have 4 seats.  I'm just wondering, are these serious prices?  Or will the market price be half this much on gameday.     I invited some out of town friends who are still on the fence about making the trip and after seeing that I can sell their seats for almost $1k a piece, allegedly, I'm thinking screw those guys. I'm selling. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

I was just browsing on Seatgeek to see what ticket prices look like for this game and they're outrageous.   Almost nothing lower level under $500.   I'm not really looking for myself. I have 4 seats.  I'm just wondering, are these serious prices?  Or will the market price be half this much on gameday.     I invited some out of town friends who are still on the fence about making the trip and after seeing that I can sell their seats for almost $1k a piece, allegedly, I'm thinking screw those guys. I'm selling. 

It will come down some. Once season tickets get distributed, there will be more up for sale from season ticket holders. Still more when season ticket holders that get to buy extra sell those. There will be some as the game approaches from people who learn they can't attend on short notice. That said, assuming neither team lays a massive egg in Week 1, it will still be very expensive. Probably not as expensive as it is now, but pricey.

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

 

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Don't worry I got it 

On 7/31/2019 at 9:26 AM, LTtxfan said:

 

Collection of Camp write-ups from 247:

Texas Camp Storylines: Linebackers

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-2019-season-fall-camp-storylines-linebackers-Todd-Orlando-Jeffrey-McCulloch-Joseph-Ossai-Ayodele-Adeoye-134123790/

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Defensive Line

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-2019-season-fall-camp-storylines-defensive-line-Todd-Orlando-Malcolm-Roach-Keondre-Coburn-Tom-Herman-134088222/ 

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Offensive Line

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-2019-season-fall-camp-storylines-offensive-line-Herb-Hand-Tom-Herman-Samuel-Cosmi-Parker-Braun-134032264/  

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Wide Receivers

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-fall-camp-storylines-2019-wide-receivers-Collin-Johnson-Devin-Duvernay-Sam-Ehlinger-Tom-Herman-133995771/

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Running Backs

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-fall-camp-storylines-running-backs-Keaontay-Ingram-Jordan-Whittington-Tom-Herman-133969401/ 

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Tight Ends

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-fall-camp-storylines-2019-tight-ends-Tom-Herman-Cade-Brewer-Reese-Leitao-134002754/  

 

 

Texas Camp Storylines: Quarterbacks

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-fall-camp-storylines-quarterbacks-Tom-Herman-Sam-Ehlinger-Larry-Fedora-Casey-Thompson-133923609/#133923609_7 

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

On 7/31/2019 at 9:59 PM, Zavala said:

WOOOOO JAMISON GONNA MAKE THOSE PICKS LOOK LIKE EASY PUNT RETURNS LETS GO

No clue why he was playing WR in the first place.

 

It will be interesting to see how things shake out with Green, Cook, and Jamison. All three will be difficult to keep off the field. From what I've read, it seems like Cook and Green are the more polished technicians while Jamison is an all-around great football player who best fits at corner.

14 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

It will be interesting to see how things shake out with Green, Cook, and Jamison. All three will be difficult to keep off the field. From what I've read, it seems like Cook and Green are the more polished technicians while Jamison is an all-around great football player who best fits at corner.

Although I thought Kris Boyd played decent, it seemed like he got picked on and beat quite a bit last year. It's gonna be nice to just switch guys around and see if a different guy works better for whatever matchup problems they may be having. Hope all 3 guys play a lot and just rotate who is playing the hottest. 

We also have good depth at the safeties and jokers. Great problem to have in the big 12.

Good points. It makes sense that playing assignments would be based on strengths and mismatches. 

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

If the only position battles this summer are going to be listed as "Player 1 OR Player 2" then your stupid ass article isn't a projection, it's a rehash of what we've heard all summer.

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

Although I thought Kris Boyd played decent, it seemed like he got picked on and beat quite a bit last year. It's gonna be nice to just switch guys around and see if a different guy works better for whatever matchup problems they may be having. Hope all 3 guys play a lot and just rotate who is playing the hottest. 

We also have good depth at the safeties and jokers. Great problem to have in the big 12.

I think he was #1 in passes defended in at least the Big12 last year.  I think he had one of the toughest jobs in all of college football.

23 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

I think he was #1 in passes defended in at least the Big12 last year.  I think he had one of the toughest jobs in all of college football.

Yes I agree, it looked like Boyd was getting picked on just because there's so many good WR in the big12. 

Maybe having two different guys cover isn't even really a competition, it's a collaboration. They can discuss what he's doing and any pre snap things they are seeing.

God looking st linebacker depth on that projection we are Uber fucked 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

God looking st linebacker depth on that projection we are Uber fucked 

The linebacker position has its own patron saint?  I should’ve paid more attention in Sunday School.

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The linebacker position has its own patron saint?  I should’ve paid more attention in Sunday School.

It’s called.  St Your mom lol

38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The linebacker position has its own patron saint?  I should’ve paid more attention in Sunday School.

Where the hell you been? The patron saint of linebackers was on the cover of LIFE magazine and everything:

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Some problems I have with that list:

1. Jacoby Jones will be the 2nd DE behind Roach

2. T'Vondre Sweat will be ahead of Chisholm and Christmas-Giles

3. Marques Caldwell will  be ahead of Kenyatta Watson (he will surprise a lot of people)

4 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Some problems I have with that list:

1. Jacoby Jones will be the 2nd DE behind Roach

2. T'Vondre Sweat will be ahead of Chisholm and Christmas-Giles

3. Marques Caldwell will  be ahead of Kenyatta Watson (he will surprise a lot of people)

He was out for his whole senior season with a labrum tear. Let's let him remember how to play football, eh?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He was out for his whole senior season with a labrum tear. Let's let him remember how to play football, eh?

He already had a pick in practice #1.

1 minute ago, lazygringo said:

He already had a pick in practice #1.

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18 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

He already had a pick in practice #1.

Ay good for him! Certainly pulling for the kid.

2 hours ago, lazygringo said:

He already had a pick in practice #1.

Counterpoint: Boyce has picks last year too. Yet he sucked and might have already been passed up by 4 guys younger than him. 

Edited by Bodacious Bevo

I just finished re-watching the Sugar Bowl. 

Georgia could not hang with us until the stupid penalties at the end of the game. 

We gonna fuck people up this year, starting with both teams from that shithole that is Louisiana. 

How huge was it that Angilau postponed his mission and entered the program last offseason? Without him, the depth chart at guard would look pretty shaky.

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