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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

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Never mind. The spacing of TEXAS tells me it’s a 2017 jersey. Cotton Bowl.

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10 minutes ago, Lat22 said:


When did we wear home unis on grass last season?

I think that's actually a pic from the Red River Shootout during Ehlinger's freshman season.

 

EDIT: ^ah, you came to the same conclusion.

Edited by BigXII

16 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


There is a thread I suggest you read from start to finish. It’s titled “Sam Ehlinger”.

Garrett Gilbert 

11 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Never mind. The spacing of TEXAS tells me it’s a 2017 jersey. Cotton Bowl.

Also, no “GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH” on the forearm play cheat sheet. 

7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Joel Klatt gets it...

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You woulda thought that Drew Kelson had given Joel Klatt a healthy respect for the defensive side of the ball, but I guess not

22 hours ago, Lat22 said:


When did we wear home unis on grass last season?

nvm

Edited by Eggo

22 hours ago, BigXII said:

I think that's actually a pic from the Red River Shootout during Ehlinger's freshman season.

 

 

Don’t you mean the OU Game?

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t you mean the OU Game?

I thought it was the Dr. Pepper Red River Hullabaloo brought to you by AT&T and Southwest Airlines.

11 hours ago, ASDFASDF said:

You woulda thought that Drew Kelson had given Joel Klatt a healthy respect for the defensive side of the ball, but I guess not

He probably forgot.

11 hours ago, mdleast said:

Joel Klatt gets it...

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Aggy 's response:

Pac12   Santino Marchiol 

Big12   Ben Miles  (Kansas)

B10    Shea Patterson & Justin Fields (Sec... Sec)

Sec    Kellen Mond

Acc    Nick Starkel   (Arky is Acc right??)

 

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He probably forgot.

The ringing bells have probably never stopped.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t you mean the OU Game?

You've spelt "0U" incorrectly.

The “sucks” is tacit.

On 8/11/2019 at 10:29 AM, Lat22 said:

Never mind. The spacing of TEXAS tells me it’s a 2017 jersey. Cotton Bowl.

And the white cleats

On 8/12/2019 at 9:09 AM, Armybrat said:

Don’t you mean the OU Game?

I mean the smooooooooooooooth buttfucking game.

Brett McMurphy's top 25: https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/AP-top-25-college-football-Brett-McMurphy-Alabama-Georgia-Clemson-134414911/

  1. Clemson
  2. Georgia
  3. Alabama
  4. Oklahoma
  5. Michigan
  6. Ohio State
  7. LSU
  8. Notre Dame
  9. Utah
  10. Florida
  11. Oregon
  12. Texas A&M
  13. Auburn
  14. Texas
  15. Penn State
  16. Mississippi State
  17. Michigan State
  18. Iowa State
  19. Washington
  20. Wisconsin
  21. Missouri
  22. Nebraska
  23. Northwestern
  24. Memphis
  25. Army

“Texas returns only eight starters and must replace its leading rusher, leading wide receiver, three starters on the offensive line and nearly its entire defense,” McMurphy said. “What about these wildly differing projections? As Herman would say, ‘OK. Cool. Hook Em!’”

Good to see UGa rated so highly, since they return what seems like nearly their whole Sugar Bowl Runnerup team, and have even better replacements for those not returning.

Advantage, agi. Coattails to 12, as in 12th agi.

HBO Real Sports is doing a profile on Justin Tucker following Hard Knocks next week.

Brett McMurphy's top 25: https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/AP-top-25-college-football-Brett-McMurphy-Alabama-Georgia-Clemson-134414911/
  1. Clemson
  2. Georgia
  3. Alabama
  4. Oklahoma
  5. Michigan
  6. Ohio State
  7. LSU
  8. Notre Dame
  9. Utah
  10. Florida
  11. Oregon
  12. Texas A&M
  13. Auburn
  14. Texas
  15. Penn State
  16. Mississippi State
  17. Michigan State
  18. Iowa State
  19. Washington
  20. Wisconsin
  21. Missouri
  22. Nebraska
  23. Northwestern
  24. Memphis
  25. Army

“Texas returns only eight starters and must replace its leading rusher, leading wide receiver, three starters on the offensive line and nearly its entire defense,” McMurphy said. “What about these wildly differing projections? As Herman would say, ‘OK. Cool. Hook Em!’”



Does anyone else get pedantic about the punctuation of “Ok, Cool. Hook’Em!”? I can’t remember the exact punctuation but I’m deeply committed to ensuring that it forever is replicated accurately. That will become my life goal.

I don’t get pedantic; I get stabby.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Does anyone else get pedantic about the punctuation of “Ok, Cool. Hook’Em!”? I can’t remember the exact punctuation but I’m deeply committed to ensuring that it forever is replicated accurately. That will become my life goal.

 

Reminder:  Brett McMurphy is the reporter that outed the whole Ohio State, Zach Smith, Urban Meyer thing and was accused of being Tom Herman's puppet by Zach Smith (or something to that effect).  I think he posted the original "Ok, Cool Hook'Em!" screenshot of the text from Herman to Smith.

Him referencing that here is pretty funny.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Does anyone else get pedantic about the punctuation of “Ok, Cool. Hook’Em!”? I can’t remember the exact punctuation but I’m deeply committed to ensuring that it forever is replicated accurately. That will become my life goal.

 

bella-thorne-instagram-picture-0.jpgIt's less about the exact wording and more about the context.

On 8/11/2019 at 11:35 PM, ASDFASDF said:

You woulda thought that Drew Kelson had given Joel Klatt a healthy respect for the defensive side of the ball, but I guess not

Jesus that hit.  That entire game.  Outside of 77 - 0, I haven't seen anything that lopsided, ever.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Brett McMurphy's top 25: https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/AP-top-25-college-football-Brett-McMurphy-Alabama-Georgia-Clemson-134414911/

  1. Clemson
  2. Georgia
  3. Alabama
  4. Oklahoma
  5. Michigan
  6. Ohio State
  7. LSU
  8. Notre Dame
  9. Utah
  10. Florida
  11. Oregon
  12. Texas A&M
  13. Auburn
  14. Texas
  15. Penn State
  16. Mississippi State
  17. Michigan State
  18. Iowa State
  19. Washington
  20. Wisconsin
  21. Missouri
  22. Nebraska
  23. Northwestern
  24. Memphis
  25. Army

“Texas returns only eight starters and must replace its leading rusher, leading wide receiver, three starters on the offensive line and nearly its entire defense,” McMurphy said. “What about these wildly differing projections? As Herman would say, ‘OK. Cool. Hook Em!’”

Yeah I'm really concerned about replacing Tre Watson's 786 rushing yards and 3 touchdowns. 

1 hour ago, Richter said:

Reminder:  Brett McMurphy is the reporter that outed the whole Ohio State, Zach Smith, Urban Meyer thing and was accused of being Tom Herman's puppet by Zach Smith (or something to that effect).  I think he posted the original "Ok, Cool Hook'Em!" screenshot of the text from Herman to Smith.

Him referencing that here is pretty funny.

Zach Smith is actually the one that posted it. He was trying to post something that would smear Herman but it just made him look like more of a fool.

 

3 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

Jesus that hit.  That entire game.  Outside of 77 - 0, I haven't seen anything that lopsided, ever.

Considering it was a conference championship game, yeah, that a monumental ass kicking.  

What’s good you surly fucks? Y’all like football? Took me a while to find the new site. 

I got a crisp $100 bill that says we run up those tigers swamp fucking ass no lube 

45 minutes ago, Turd Craply said:

What’s good you surly fucks? Y’all like football? Took me a while to find the new site. 

I got a crisp $100 bill that says we run up those tigers swamp fucking ass no lube 

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1 hour ago, Turd Craply said:

What’s good you surly fucks? Y’all like football? Took me a while to find the new site. 

I got a crisp $100 bill that says we run up those tigers swamp fucking ass no lube 

Shitty name, sucky message, and bad grammar and punctuation all rolled up in an aggy idea of what might appeal to this board.

Fuck off.

Negged.

Not sure where else to post this...
westbrook_bryant_1.jpg?width=1128&height=635&mode=crop Bryant Westbrook The first in a 14-part series on the Hall of Honor class of 2019:  "What it means to be a Longhorn: Bryant Westbrook"
https://texassports.com/news/2019/8/16/t-association-what-it-means-to-be-a-longhorn-bryant-westbrook.aspx
 


One of my favorite players in UT history. Probably the hardest hitting DB in UT history who could also stick to guys like flypaper. He was darn good.
On 8/12/2019 at 9:43 AM, markstanco said:

He probably forgot.

He probably can't remember. 

Is the Longhorn Express operating this year? I was planning on using it for the LSU game... parking at Barton Creek Mall is very convenient. The website is not helpful.  

Edited by RabidM

Good to see UGa rated so highly, since they return what seems like nearly their whole Sugar Bowl Runnerup team, and have even better replacements for those not returning.
Advantage, agi. Coattails to 12, as in 12th agi.
agi?

anal gourd insertion?

astral grunt inflation?

above ground infundibulim?

abumen gargling idoit?

What The Fuck are you talking about?

I smell the stench of a aggy.

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Is the Longhorn Express operating this year? I was planning on using it for the LSU game... parking at Barton Creek Mall is very convenient. The website is not helpful.  


From this year’s season ticket package:

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12 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

From this year’s season ticket package:

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Soooo.... It's only running at night?

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

agi?

anal gourd insertion?

astral grunt inflation?

above ground infundibulim?

abumen gargling idoit?

What The Fuck are you talking about?

I smell the stench of a aggy.

All good guesses, other than spelling "infundibulum" incorrectly.

 



From this year’s season ticket package:

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Is that a lunar or solar eclipse?

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