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so i'm doing research on the ces exhibitor list...

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...for a new consulting gig, and i don't like what i'm seeing.

next week in vegas, there will be 337 robotics brands and 463 ai brands.

there are also only 143 fitness related brands, and 196 involved with education.

we are idiots.  we are fat and lazy.  and we are not ready.

i give us 3-5 years.  tops.

But, on the upside....we'll have sex robots for those 3-5 years.

Silver lining and all that.

Okee dokie.  I'll bite:

So, what's your plan to fix it?  Or did you just come here to complain, aka, be fat and lazy and not try to fix the problem....?

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23 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Okee dokie.  I'll bite:

So, what's your plan to fix it?  Or did you just come here to complain, aka, be fat and lazy and not try to fix the problem....?

i'm just one (fat and lazy) man so i'm not sure even a good plan would combat the fact that tens of thousands of people are working for companies spending billions of dollars to create what will turn into our eventual demise.

not really complaining, just giving you the heads up.

27 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Okee dokie.  I'll bite:

So, what's your plan to fix it?  Or did you just come here to complain, aka, be fat and lazy and not try to fix the problem....?

“We could use a Pinch” 

52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But, on the upside....we'll have sex robots for those 3-5 years.

Silver lining and all that.

Are you advocating breeding them out? Didn't know you had some English in there as well.

I love CES.  CSB - When I went to CES in 1993 the AVN Expo was upstairs and CES creds got you in free.  Met a lot of women who benefited greatly from heavy makeup and lo-rez VHS recordings. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are you formulating your “robots gone wild” series yet?

Yeah....the concept sounded great, the execution....not so much....

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17 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I love CES.  CSB - When I went to CES in 1993 the AVN Expo was upstairs and CES creds got you in free.  Met a lot of women who benefited greatly from heavy makeup and lo-rez VHS recordings. 

yeah, until a few years ago, the timing always overlapped (on accident).

typically one would be mon-thurs and the other wed-friday or something, so midweek you'd see all the nerds trolling around the porn show, and a lot of the porn people trying to check out new tech.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But, on the upside....we'll have sex robots for those 3-5 years.

Silver   Pink lining and all that.

(Hopefully) Edited for accuracy

because smart watches and bathroom scales that relay weight to peoples smartphones is really inducing them to be healthier

Go rewatch Wall-E. That’s where we’re headed.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Go rewatch Wall-E. That’s where we’re headed.

Or maybe the AI becomes just as lazy as us and says "Fuck this.  I'm not doing this work while you fatasses sit around."

Or Terminator.  Plus the upside of Terminator is that the people who are left are physically fit.

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