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i figure that was your defensive playsheet for last night.

 

They ran the fuck outta #8.

Edited by slorch

There should be one called " stinky pinky"---Sam keeps the ball and pushes the tip of it in after a fierce goal line stand....

15 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

“Take a safety”

“Blow victory”

lulz

 

"Slow victory," not "blow."

It was a decoy.  When they were sure that Georgia had processed the screen shot, they called #8.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

"Slow victory," not "blow."

We’ve done both 

30 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I'll take go fuck yourself bitch all day over take a safety. 

Ben Franklin's famous quote.

13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

"Slow victory," not "blow."

Ooh, look at the good eyes on Ghost over here...

Saw a a tweet lastnight from one of the players that the QB lead run play was called play #8

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

At this point anyone still bearish on Herman needs to exit the Surly family.  This dude is straight up hilarious & gives zero fucks.

When we get back to really good Texas football consistently,  his teams are gonna have some massive cojones.

 

#3 is  "SPLITS WIDE  EVERYONE GO DEEP"

What is Herman's beef with Candi Fisher?

 

I keep expecting this to be revealed as a photoshop.  In a year of awesomeness this rank high to quite high. One of the best things about this is that it was never meant to be revealed to outsiders. This is not contrived toughness. This is straight genuine attitude

Edited by Lhorn

I guess 'Take the Loss Pussy' was one of our big play calls in the Texas-OU game then.

I run this play everyday in my personal life. With...eh, mixed results. 

Edited by Gucci_Suit

#12 Take a safety
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No tits? How do I fap to that with no tits?

This team may be rock stupid at times, but damn it's got swagger. 

The toughness reminds me of the 05 OL. How did Texas ever fall so far from being the guy with the BMF wallet? Sam, Herm, and the gang sure as heck carry it now.

Gettin' the 'gangsta' back...

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This team may be rock stupid at times, but damn it's got swagger. 

coming from you this is perfect.

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Yea somebody needs to get arrested.

Maybe Sam can get drunk in Arkansas and run away from cops.

I’m surprised that nobody realizes that “take a safety” is almost the equivalent of the victory formation.  Almost.....

My guess is "Take A Safety" is what they check into if they recognize a CB blitz like the one that got them in the B12CG. Not an instruction but a reminder of last time they didn't see it coming. Probably just a self aware rename of a protection they already used.

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

It was so nice that they named a play after your mom.

Take a safety?

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Taking a safety can be the smart move when playing a game of field position and your punter sucks UGA balls. 

Sometimes you do this when the the other team has a truly scary return guy or when you don't trust your punt blocking.

Edited by sushihorn

Taking a safety is the smart play in limited instances. Up by 6 points with 30 seconds left and backed up on own goal line. Rather than punt and risk a block/fumble and potential touchdown for the opposing team OR making the punt and giving the opponent the ball on your 40 yard line, you instead give them 2 points and then pin them back at their own 25. Either way the opposing team needs a touchdown. It’s about giving them the worst possible field position.

8 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

Taking a safety is the smart play in limited instances. Up by 6 points with 30 seconds left and backed up on own goal line. Rather than punt and risk a block/fumble and potential touchdown for the opposing team OR making the punt and giving the opponent the ball on your 40 yard line, you instead give them 2 points and then pin them back at their own 25. Either way the opposing team needs a touchdown. It’s about giving them the worst possible field position.

But would it really be a play to have on your wristband? It makes more sense to me that it is the response to a corner blitz as suggested above.

Or maybe it means to send all eleven guys at the other team's safety. 

It’s about building that attitude.

 

On 1/3/2019 at 12:10 AM, OU Sucks said:

Is it too late to change my username?

I'll have a #8 with a side Suck On That and a slice of Take the Loss, Pussy for dessert.

Taking a safety can be the smart move when playing a game of field position and your punter sucks UGA balls. 


Saw a juco bowl game this year and the team secured the win with a self-imposed safety. 8 seconds left. Up 6. Fourth and 10 from own 20. OL holds the shit outta everyone. QB runs around like herp-a-derp until almost caught then out the back of the endzone. No time left on the clock. Game blouses.

This season is a bonanza of new catch phrases. 

“Take the loss...”

“Ok, cool...”

And now this one.   Feels like we are in a golden age.  

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This season is a bonanza of new catch phrases. 

“Take the loss...”

“Ok, cool...”

And now this one.   Feels like we are in a golden age.  

Yep. The quality of Longhorn chirpiness has gone through the roof. The last time it was this good was telling Missouri's DL exactly what was coming at them, and before that you have to go all the way back to "It don't make a shit."

3 hours ago, Vinz Clortho said:

My guess is "Take A Safety" is what they check into if they recognize a CB blitz like the one that got them in the B12CG. Not an instruction but a reminder of last time they didn't see it coming. Probably just a self aware rename of a protection they already used.

We could be passing into sPIqr territory here.

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Really need to add plays such as:

”Wing Attack Plan R”

”Rainwater and Grain Alcohol”

”Secret Doomsday Machine”

”CRM-114”

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