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1 hour ago, Zavala said:

We could be passing into sPIqr territory here.

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The punchline to these societies is that those "geniuses" can't give a scientifically rigorous definition of intelligence other than ability to score well on an "intelligence" test. Membership is based merely on proxies for "intelligence" like multiple choice English vocabulary or interpretation of images of blocks questions. SPIQR, e.g., will accept a GRE score. They apparently do not live in a universe in which cerebral capacity is a vector function but rather one where it is a simplistic scalar, suitable for analysis by those only equipped with the rudiments. The Princeton Review is laughing at them.

3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Really need to add plays such as:

”Wing Attack Plan R”

”Rainwater and Grain Alcohol”

”Secret Doomsday Machine”

”CRM-114”

 

3 hours ago, sushihorn said:

"Someone Set Us Up the Bomb"

 

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Dont forget

“CJK5H”

Plan 9 from Outer Space

37 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Personally, I'm partial to "Mine Shaft Gap".

She was always one of my favorites...

3 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

The punchline to these societies is that those "geniuses" can't give a scientifically rigorous definition of intelligence other than ability to score well on an "intelligence" test. Membership is based merely on proxies for "intelligence" like multiple choice English vocabulary or interpretation of images of blocks questions. SPIQR, e.g., will accept a GRE score. They apparently do not live in a universe in which cerebral capacity is a vector function but rather one where it is a simplistic scalar, suitable for analysis by those only equipped with the rudiments. The Princeton Review is laughing at them.

Sorry your application was denied, dude.

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Sorry your application was denied, dude.

Busted! I'm not generally an Hawking fan, but he was right about people who want to tell you about their IQ.

56 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

We only run 14 plays or is there more flaps?

It was a SEC team so we only ran 4 of the 14.

Is that the touchdown play? I bet that's the touchdown play.

7 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

We only run 14 plays or is there more flaps?

Great Longhorn in the sky have many options.

10 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Really need to add plays such as:

”Wing Attack Plan R”

”Rainwater and Grain Alcohol”

”Secret Doomsday Machine”

”CRM-114”

“Bat Guano”

”Mine shaft gap”

”No fighting in War Room”

Edited by El Squared

I like these plays a lot more than the one Mack had our guys run a bunch called "Orange Slices."

Mine shaft, deine mama's gap, meine fuhrer.

Edited by Tex Long

11 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

The punchline to these societies is that those "geniuses" can't give a scientifically rigorous definition of intelligence other than ability to score well on an "intelligence" test. Membership is based merely on proxies for "intelligence" like multiple choice English vocabulary or interpretation of images of blocks questions. SPIQR, e.g., will accept a GRE score. They apparently do not live in a universe in which cerebral capacity is a vector function but rather one where it is a simplistic scalar, suitable for analysis by those only equipped with the rudiments. The Princeton Review is laughing at them.

Fuckin’ A

"Boom Motherfucker"

Go Fuck Yourself Bitch...All the Live Long Day.

Go Fuck Yourself Bitch...You Cannot Get Away.

Go Fuck Yourself Bitch...At Night or Early in the Morn'.

Go Fuck Yourself Bitch...Til Gabriel Blows His Horn.

We only run 14 plays or is there more flaps?

Jake Fromms mom’s flaps have my plays on and in them.


Saw a juco bowl game this year and the team secured the win with a self-imposed safety. 8 seconds left. Up 6. Fourth and 10 from own 20. OL holds the shit outta everyone. QB runs around like herp-a-derp until almost caught then out the back of the endzone. No time left on the clock. Game blouses.
That's how Dulles beat Brazoswood 3-2 back in '82.
Yep. The quality of Longhorn chirpiness has gone through the roof. The last time it was this good was telling Missouri's DL exactly what was coming at them, and before that you have to go all the way back to "It don't make a shit."

"Maybe we'll beat THEM by 21."
13 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Is that the touchdown play? I bet that's the touchdown play.

Actually, if gfyb is actually the play we all think it is, it usually is the touchdown play.  Certainly was against Georgia. 

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