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On 11/22/2021 at 6:42 AM, futureman said:

whoops. 
 

whoops. 

Uh huh.

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Jerrah will have him locked in at OC as soon as Moore is promoted to HC. 

17 minutes ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

He’s out after tonight right? 

Why?  He inherited the worst team in the NFL, which went 3-13 the year before he arrived.

1st year: 5-10-1

2nd year: 8-8

3rd year: 11-6

Why would that warrant a firing?

He was on sort of a hot seat/surprising list I read a week or two ago.  Given their total collapse the second half of the season, I wonder if the NFL has figured him out.

4 hours ago, runthebone said:

He was on sort of a hot seat/surprising list I read a week or two ago.  Given their total collapse the second half of the season, I wonder if the NFL has figured him out.

I don’t think there’s really been much to figure out. Their whole offense is Kyler scrambling and Hopkins making plays down the field. Kyler was scared out of his mind last night and has generally worn down as the season progress so he scrambles less and Hopkins was out. 
 

If anything, we saw a better picture last night of what Kliff has actually been contributing to the team the whole time. 

9 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Why?  He inherited the worst team in the NFL, which went 3-13 the year before he arrived.

1st year: 5-10-1

2nd year: 8-8

3rd year: 11-6

Why would that warrant a firing?

Apparently you don’t understand the reactionary nature of Surly and the world in general. 

The shine definitely came off Kingsbury last night. He may be lucky to open the season as the Cards HC next season.

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Average college coach = below average pro coach

His college record is 35-40.  I'm not sure what kind of curve you're grading on, but I consider that below average.

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Average college coach = below average pro coach

Calling him an “Average college coach” is generous

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

His college record is 35-40.  I'm not sure what kind of curve you're grading on, but I consider that below average.

Purely hypothetical, but what would you consider a coach who went 5-7 this year? 

That’s bait . Gif 

12 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Purely hypothetical, but what would you consider a coach who went 5-7 this year? 

Below average, especially if you consider this hypothetical coach's career record.

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Coach bro was 16-21 n his last 3 years at Tech, usually finishing around 7th.

I obviously don't know shit, because nothing he did there screams "lets hire this guys to run an NFL team".

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On 2/11/2022 at 7:40 PM, redswingline said:

Coach bro was 16-21 n his last 3 years at Tech, usually finishing around 7th.

I obviously don't know shit, because nothing he did there screams "lets hire this guys to run an NFL team".

I think the logic was that he was going to get an NFL OC job and if it went well at all there would be teams competing to hire him at HC after a couple years because he was such a respected Xs and Os guy. Arizona was just betting he would have turned out to be a good OC and figured they could get tomorrow’s hot commodity today at a discount. 

Just here to remind folks that A&M's greatest offensive year and best year in the SEC had to do with "Techtard" Kliff making them dangerous for once.

Maybe should have paid Kliff 7.5 a year.

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Just here to remind folks that A&M's greatest offensive year and best year in the SEC had to do with "Techtard" Kliff making them dangerous for once.

Maybe should have paid Kliff 7.5 a year.

Yes, that was Kliff and not Johnny running around in circles and heaving it to a future HOF receiver. 

29 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Yes, that was Kliff and not Johnny running around in circles and heaving it to a future HOF receiver. 

Kliff was too busy heaving into some of the sorority thots between plays. 

30 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Yes, that was Kliff and not Johnny running around in circles and heaving it to a future HOF receiver. 

Kliff designed every aspect of those scrambles and panic heaves. Because of his genius a&m beat duke in the final minutes of the chicken bowl. 

Here I was thinking the point was goading Aggies rather than a sober discussion of the football facts.

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Here I was thinking the point was goading Aggies rather than a sober discussion of the football facts.

I think Aggies do enough goating on their own. 

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

I think Aggies do enough goating on their own. 

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On 2/22/2022 at 2:22 PM, Eggo said:

Yes, that was Kliff and not Johnny running around in circles and heaving it to a future HOF receiver. 

I think it was both of those things, plus the fact that the SEC was still in the stone age offensively and they just were not really built or prepared to deal with the high-flying uptempo spread stuff. That and the targeting rule was brand new, so suddenly receivers could stop and go up after jump balls without getting absolutely murdered by a headhunting DB as they tried to come down with it.

I mean fucking Mizzou also came in and quickly won the East basically because they had come from the B12 and knew how to do offense that wasn't just slamming sides of beef together. 

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Kliff's lady friend.

You could probably Weird Science something hotter but it would be damn difficult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, pacman said:

Kliff's lady friend.

You could probably Weird Science something hotter but it would be damn difficult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is a quality thread bump. 

8 hours ago, pacman said:

Kliff's lady friend.

You could probably Weird Science something hotter but it would be damn difficult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This young lady looks like she’s 25.  How does an old like KK pull this?

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

This young lady looks like she’s 25.  How does an old like KK pull this?

If there was only some way to explain it.

22 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

This young lady looks like she’s 25.  How does an old like KK pull this?

He must have a good personality..

8 hours ago, pacman said:

Kliff's lady friend.

You could probably Weird Science something hotter but it would be damn difficult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I could definitely Weird Science a girl not to have a Vic Mackey chola ass and one that’s not a tranny. 

This young lady looks like she’s 25.  How does an old like KK pull this?
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Kliff's lady friend.
You could probably Weird Science something hotter but it would be damn difficult.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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That’s a nice beard.
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On 2/21/2022 at 5:36 PM, Thermos H. Christ said:

I think the logic was that he was going to get an NFL OC job and if it went well

That's a big gamble on 'if'.

On 8/5/2022 at 12:05 PM, Helobious said:

That’s quite a bit of silicone 

We could probably make 25 spatulas from it.

 

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who 10 months ago signed a contract extension through the 2027 season

 

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On 8/5/2022 at 10:14 AM, Parliament said:

So what.

Was Kliff still hittin? I scrolled a good 4 seconds and he no where to be found 

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QB Consultant for Bama after they've had Bill O'Brien?

Hell ya.  

That girl needs to eat a damn sammich every now and then.

Kliffy getting a nice huge golden parachute, probably sits out this year and then gets to pick which college 3rd tier team he wants to coach

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Looks like aggy hired Bobby Petrino a few days too early.

Shhhh, they have Petrino, too late now! 

I certainly don't give a fuck, but wonder who would be a good fit for the Ewok at QB now.  Figured Kingsbury would have been the best fit, oh well.

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