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  • lemonandaturd
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    His parents are Baker Mayfield and Kyler Murray.  

  • He's been consoling banks since his dream school aggy backed away  

  • TexasFan21
    TexasFan21

    He clearly isn’t motivated to play in his high school bowl game. /aggy

No pretense of their own hand sign. None. But then, it’s hard to make a paper clip with your fingers. 

 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Trash.

Sam will tell these guys what to do after our next head to head.

Edited by Wishbone

It’s going be fun beating those fucksticks. 

Lots of academic all American's in that Sooner clip

1 minute ago, Eternal Noob said:

Actual question: do they teach "horns down" at freshman orientation as the OU hand sign? It's the only thing I've ever seen a gooner do.

I think they all believe it’s their school hand sign now. 

Bunch a cue mfers.

edit. Fucked it up but eff it. Fuck ousux. Bring them cock suckers on.

Edited by EastTexan

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I can't wait til Floyd breaks legs next year.

The West is basically completely avoiding the middle of the field and only attacking the perimeter.  Pass rush and Dbs aren’t getting it done.

Lots of academic all American's in that Sooner clip

Totally on your side but you probably should have proof read this one.
1 minute ago, BERT said:

I think they all believe it’s their school hand sign now. 

I don't mind. Anyone with half a brain cell would be embarrassed to build part of their identity around their rival.

Edited by Bevo14

It is odd.  Unless I was actually at a stadium playing a rival, I would never, ever do the upside down hand sign of said rival.  It gives them validation.  Dumbass trailer trash.

Edited by Knoxtnhorn

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

No pretense of their own hand sign. None. But then, it’s hard to make a paper clip with your fingers. 

 

 Well what can you expect when their hand sign would look like they are cupping balls and sucking dick 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well they can't talk with Stoops’ leftover dicks in their mouths.

FIFY

I know we tell aggy jokes, mock their idiocy, and watch the recruits that could break either way. OU is our main rival, and we express enmity almost every time their name comes up. But was anyone thinking about either of them in the Sugar Bowl? Can you imagine celebrating a life decision by coming up with something negative And OU-related to say? Just wow. Hookem!

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

I think they all believe it’s their school hand sign now. 

Thought it was bag of dicks.

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Bru is up. Wonder who he’ll pick?

He shocked the world! 

 

Not.

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I don't mind. Anyone with half a brain cell would be embarrassed to build part of their identity around their rival.

This

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Shocker.  Finally it’s over

Hearing he’s having second thoughts...

Just now, Richter said:

Hearing he’s having second thoughts...

Well he hasn't signed his LOI, so it's not over yet

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Hearing he’s having second thoughts...

Hey maybe he hasn’t signed yet?

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d like to play poker with most of you.

Strip poker?? 

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Well what can you expect when their hand sign would look like they are cupping balls and sucking dick 

That vid is funny.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Texas staff found the only 2019 Mater Dei kid that's staying home. Well done. 

Seriously 

Banks is gonna need to change his name to Spanks...

Howell is a slower Ehlinger  

The opportunity lost is the time and energy spent on the kids we missed on that could be used in other places

1 minute ago, Nonbryan said:

The opportunity lost is the time and energy spent on the kids we missed on that could be used in other places

Hi Mack.

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9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Texas staff found the only 2019 Mater Dei kid that's staying home. Well done. 

Think UCLA's getting a 3-star safety from them... but yeah, other than that nothing doing.

If Texas can’t win a championship in the next few years, it is not going to be because we failed to sign talent to catch passes this year. Sometimes we need 3, pursue 6, land 2 consolation prizes, and sweat it out. We landed Who is probably 5* material in Washington, the GPotY in Smith, and record-breaker Whittington in addition to what is basically a bonus year of CJ. All this before we even know if we get an ‘extra’ year of LJ. We hit a grand slam HR on WR recruiting. Winning is nice, and we would have found a way to use McCoy, but the fascination with a guy who was not coming here and who does not play at a position of real need is crazy. I could see if he were a world-beater JuCo LT with 3 years to play 3. I have to agree with the sentiment that we should focus on who we got, not the ones we didn’t.

4 minutes ago, Nonbryan said:

The opportunity lost is the time and energy spent on the kids we missed on that could be used in other places

Gotta aim big to win big and the kid is a high quality mental eval, too. We'll win more of these next year.

You have to play and recruit with a stacked deck!  You know who is good, who likes you, and who you have more than a 50/50 shot with.  

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