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And for what it's worth, Venuzuelan chicks >>> Cuban chicks. Both in looks and demeanor. And there's plenty of both of them in South Florida

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Both are batshit crazy....and that turns me on.
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Who will Manny hire as OC......

Today: On Miami ..... 247 is reporting “Tee Martin to Miami as OC is very likely to happen.”  However, sources tell FootballScoop this is not expected to occur.

Just like me...... 9.95ers still making mistakes on Miami OC hire

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love major but my how the U has fallen.  Manny Diaz is the HC.

Miami gains a wide receiver from Buffalo, gives Applewhite another weapon:

 

6 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Miami gains a wide receiver from Buffalo, gives Applewhite another weapon:

 

About that...

We can close up shop on this thread now.

On 1/10/2019 at 11:13 AM, dcar00 said:

love major but my how the U has fallen.  Manny Diaz is the HC.

Yet they still haven’t sunk low enough to have Applewhite as OC.

Jalen Hurts come on down. Hopefully takes him off TCU/OU radar.  I can see him now following his OC to UM.

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57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

About that...

We can close up shop on this thread now.

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59 minutes ago, Machinator said:

About that...

We can close up shop on this thread now.

Is he big enos or little enos?

On 1/3/2019 at 6:16 PM, South Austin said:

Pretty good landing spot for him, though I’m not sold on Manny Diaz as a head coach.

after everything he did at Temple???

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is he big enos or little enos?

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They got both..... Big Enos & Little Enos

 

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1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

Jalen Hurts come on down. Hopefully takes him off TCU/OU radar.  I can see him now following his OC to UM.

are we afraid of jalen hurts?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

are we afraid of jalen hurts?

I'm not saying he's Dan Marino or anything, but the guy has some big time wins under his belt.  I understand he has had a plethora of riches around him, but still the kid is a winner.  His 2nd half vs UGA in SEC title game was a thing of beauty. He's got a NC to his credit.  If given the choice of having him go to TCU/OU or UM, I'd rather not face him.

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

are we afraid of jalen hurts?

Does not wanting an opponent to get better, even if marginally, mean you’re afraid of them?

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

About that...

We can close up shop on this thread now.

But, it's kinda like "The Neverending Story"... (ahh ahh ahaaahahaaa) 

 

6 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

He's got a NC to his credit.

You're giving him credit for the NC last year?

He's got a ring, I'll give you that.

Soooooo...who’s starting the Major Applewhite Destination thread? And is it nowhere? That’s sad

Hey maybe Major could get a job wit de fins. Davie aint too bad a place to live.

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13 hours ago, kopp0e said:

But, it's kinda like "The Neverending Story"... (ahh ahh ahaaahahaaa) 

 

"The NeverEnding Story"...... that's funny

Yeah keep this thread open..... and send all these inspirational posts to Manny until he hires Major.  Fake it till yuh make it!

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13 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

You're giving him credit for the NC last year?

He's got a ring, I'll give you that.

Shit I dont care about Bama, they've won so much. I figured his freshman or So. year, before Hawaii5.0 got there, they would have won one with Hurts starting.

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Major back to Bama

 

Dang.  A lot less cholas in Bama.  Major may need to import.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Dang.  A lot less cholas in Bama.  Major may need to import.

Maybe he can get a Chicas Locas franchise in "T-town" lol.

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23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Major back to Bama

 

 

Butch Jones, Mike Stoops, and Major all analysts at Bama.....

Bet Saban has Major provide a lot of Intel on Herman's recruiting and offense.... also on Orlando's defenses.

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On 1/5/2019 at 12:25 AM, MrPhlegm said:

Never too many hot ones.

Never too many hot rich ones.

Fresh Market in The Grove, WF just across the street from campus. Any Publix. Nieman's in Merrick Park Shops.

So what's up with the Publix having hot chicks? I've heard this before.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Butch Jones, Mike Stoops, and Major all analysts at Bama.....

Bet Saban has Major provide a lot of Intel on Herman's recruiting and offense.... also on Orlando's defenses.

Meh. Not worried about Major's intel.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Major back to Bama

 

lulz. There's some gold in the replies to that tweet...

So what's up with the Publix having hot chicks? I've heard this before.
Sofla Publix. The rest of Publix not so much. Hialeah Publix not so much.

Lots o hot chicks in Sofla.

Dang.  A lot less cholas in Bama.  Major may need to import.

Plenty of fat chicks though.
13 hours ago, Richter said:

Dang.  A lot less cholas in Bama.  Major may need to import.

AlL he needs is a tanning bed and some brown wigs.   

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Pics of Bama student trainers?

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1 minute ago, bamachine said:

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In honor of Black History month

5,x,3,x,x,x,x,2,x,x,x,x,x,1,x,x,x,4,x,x,x

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Major’s got something to work with.

nm

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17 minutes ago, bamachine said:

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6, 2, 12, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X

X, 10, 5, 3, 11, 9, 1, 8, 4, 7

Who are you guys kidding?  He's going to sex each and every one of them.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Major’s got something to work with.

Has he already been there?  5th from right, front row.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Has he already been there?  5th from right, front row.

^ This

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