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3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol at the ‘I’m sorry’ as if anyone on here thinks this isn’t over.  

Watson has to go Mahomes and do so immediately. It's like playing Bama, down by 3 scores. Go spread and speed up the game. Bama did it to Georgia last NC game. Throw, scamper, throw some more.

I'm not so into the NFL. Is it pretty common for the refs to miss the spot on the Colts first first down of the game, the long interference on the Texans first possession and the facemask on Watson with a minute left? They were out in the open so I don't see how the refs could have missed them.
That was the correct spot on the first down of their first drive. He caught it beyond the marker.

You Texan fans are hilarious.

Colts are the best team in the AFC ?

Ridiculus...

The Chargers, Chiefs, Patriots, Ravens all say hello.

Looking back at that 4th and 1, the LB the Colts dropped into an underneath zone made that a really difficult throw as there was no clear lane to get the ball to Hopkins. 

Yeah, it was brutal. I have a lot of friends who are Dolphins fans and were at the game. Pretty sure it scarred them for life.
That Jags team was fucking loaded. They just couldn't beat Tennessee. That was a divisional round game too I think

Lotsa state of Texas QBs in the playoffs.

Doing very well in the college game too.

I guess Texas high school football is pretty good or something huh.

17 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No

VY curse is on

Yep.  When they didn’t draft Vince, I sent an angry email saying how stupid it was.  It was an absolute marketing dream if nothing else.  Their GM sent an email back saying how they needed a DE that would preform for many years was better move.  Don’t recall the DE the drafted but do recall he didn’t make it very long.  Idiots 

So Bill’s extension kicks in next season? Lol. 

Yep.  When they didn’t draft Vince, I sent an angry email saying how stupid it was.  It was an absolute marketing dream if nothing else.  Their GM sent an email back saying how they needed a DE that would preform for many years was better move.  Don’t recall the DE the drafted but do recall he didn’t make it very long.  Idiots 

Mario Williams. Reggie Bush was also in the mix
Houston is cursed in the post season. Their inability to run the ball and shitty secondary are on full display in this game.

This is no fucking curse. Terrible HC needs to be fired and terrible OL and CBs. Fix that and we can make some noise. Offer Lincoln Riley $10 million a year to coach Deshaun

This looks like it's the first game of the season for Houston. They are showing me nothing. Must have been playing a last place schedule.

Andrew Luck looks like Curious George with that neckbeard.

They need to speed it up.

After you give up this next score, 2 minute offense the rest of the way.

It's your last chance.

Or get a turnover.

But this is it. 1 more drive and then the building empties.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bills in 91?

I meant 1st half.

now I’m double sad.

1 minute ago, ADHD said:

They need to speed it up.

After you give up this next score, 2 minute offense the rest of the way.

It's your last chance.

Or get a turnover.

But this is it. 1 more drive and then the building empties.

Why is anyone still there?

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bills in 91?

Lol.  You mean Bills 1993.  

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Towel girl in Red turtle neck is a hottie.

Outside of that one TFL Clowney has been awful in this game. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Towel girl in Red turtle neck is a hottie.

Yup. Anyone grab a pic?

Just now, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

January 3, 1993, let that sink in Houston sports fans.

Fire BOB now, and the Texans comeback to win. Can you bench a coach?

Lol they can’t afford to fire him. Bob has em by the balls. 

Not going for it? 

Houston can’t even toss their own salad. 

aggy:' "Texas pissed they did not get #1 seed. Don't want to be there."

Do the Texans know they’re down 3 tds? They look like they’re calling plays like they’re down a field goal.

In my professional opinion, this is a really important drive for Houston.

Can I get a job in the booth now?

Edited by LonghornJudas

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

In my professional opinion, this is a really important drive for Houston.

The Texans are going to have to score more TDs if thexoect to beat the colts

Just now, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

BOB will say after the game, they just ran out of time.

BOB will also say after the game "it's not my job"......

Colts getting away with that all game

This season and the game is absolutely nothing to build on. It’s a dumpster fire in the middle of a cesspool. Cleveland has something  to build on. Baker the Touchdown maker is at least fun to watch. 

The Colts have a good D. This is what they did to the Cowboys. That said, looks as though the Houston OC learned nothing from game films - and miraculously, is unable to do one fucking thing when Indy blitzs. How bout a quick pitch? Flare to a back? Tight end cuts off his route? Any mother fucking thing but Watson going fetal. Fuck this OC and this HC.

Edited by Irish Wrist Watch

I hope Brady deflates the fuck out of the ball before playing whiney Luck and the Colts again

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2 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I hope Brady deflates the fuck out of the ball before playing whiney Luck and the Colts again

They'll be playing the Chiefs.

At least now they will be forced to go tempo. 

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