March 28, 20187 yr some rando chick i found a long time ago. brought her over from Shaggy. Changed my name since I moved back to austin almost 9 years ago
March 28, 20187 yr Beer. Because my handle is old, but I haven’t lived up on the caprock in over a decade. Maybe I should refresh though because I try not to drink Karbach anymore.
March 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said: LeGarrette had to punk a bitch. Always liked this one, now even more relevant when you get to the end of the video
March 28, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, TexasMan said: Some cutaway to a rando on Girls Gone Wild. Always been one of my personal favorites.
March 28, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said: Something that I felt captured my more sensitive side. This didn't suffice?
March 28, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, TexasMan said: This didn't suffice? Too sensitive. Had to bring it down a notch.
March 28, 20187 yr I did a google search for funny gifs when I was choosing one for shaggy. I liked it. Try to change it once and two people complained, so it stayed.
March 28, 20187 yr Uncle Jesse is always giving sage advice to those Duke Boys and the other malcontents in Hazzard County.
March 28, 20187 yr I was VYFanboy on Shaggy. I thought it was time for a name update, so I went with the Shaggyism of Mole. I like a good pun, so rather than use an animal picture for my avatar, I google image searched for mole sauce. The first thing that came up with a picture of two tacos. I figured mole + both tacos is two shaggyisms for the price of one. Efficiency.
March 28, 20187 yr I posted on a message board after they shut down hook'em 360 and had a username that indicated I was a woman. But they didn't know me very well at the time of the migration and didn't believe me because what woman posts on college football message boards? (Come to find out a lot of women but they aren't stupid enough to announce it in their handle) So anyway, I tried to indicate my gender with my avatar but that didn't work out so well. I think one of the moderators on the site had gotten catfished and shamed so he was real skeptical of me. It finally became a joke and I've picked hot chicks ever since. This Christina Model is what came up when I googled burnt orange bongos for Shaggy.( She is wearing a burnt orange shirt and has big bongos) I went a head and used a picture of orange bongos for a while but by then it felt wrong and I finally said fuck it and used her. She reminds me of my golden retriever, Casey. RIP pretty girl.
March 28, 20187 yr Quote She reminds me of my golden retriever, Casey. Casey had nice tits for a golden retriever.
March 28, 20187 yr Jackass I own the donkey who had “ass butt” written on him by two young ladies who I won’t out, but they were fantastic. They know who they are. Edited March 28, 20187 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
March 29, 20187 yr There's a chance that I may get drunk one morning after coming off of nights and need someone to convince me not to buy one of these.
March 29, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Brisketexan said: I like to go to cinderblock bars and drink the same cheap beer that my grandpa drank. I'm a simple man. I’m with you on the dives and pearl. I would not classify you as simple
March 29, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, El Moco said: I love me some AC/DC. Center that shit, mayne. My OCD can't take it.
March 29, 20187 yr Just now, Llogg said: Center that shit, mayne. My OCD can't take it. I'm technology challenged. In other words, I'm too fucking old.
March 29, 20187 yr Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed.
March 29, 20187 yr He played for Texas. He has the horns up. He's in his prime. I'm from Houston and grew up watching him play for the Oilers, which has my only pro football allegiance (an unreasonable thing). I now live in his home town. He is the greatest of all time. Edited March 29, 20187 yr by dcbc
March 29, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Whitman said: I'm Irwin Fletcher's Executive VP of Marketing & Sales. I get 12% of gross of all sales that originate from here. Our original agreement says "sales generated from Shaggy", however, the courts are obviously generous enough to extend that meaning to here too. That piece is currently hanging in my home office. Now that is a classy avatar!
March 29, 20187 yr Pretty sure the greatest movie ever made needs no explanation.....just trying to live the good life like my man Fletch. And I make custom made logs on the side, see Whitman as an example. Chief Karlin: So, what's your name? Fletch: Fletch. Chief Karlin: Full name? Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch. Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I'm a shepherd. Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments? Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other. Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you. Edited March 29, 20187 yr by Irwin F Fletcher
March 29, 20187 yr Champ here. I'm all about having fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld and take my pants off. Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catchphrase...WHAMMY! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate and...WHAMMY! WHHAAAMMMY!
March 29, 20187 yr It is my desire to one day own a hot rod in a cool appearance much like the one pictured as my avatar & I would more than likely receive numerous tickets for both "reckless display of performance" as well as flat out drag racing anyone who would give me a try from a traffic light. I'd probably be 80 years old @ the time, assuming I manage to live that long. The added benefit for use as an avatar is that the vehicle pictured is a Burnt Orange type color.
March 29, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said: some rando chick i found a long time ago. brought her over from Shaggy. Changed my name since I moved back to austin almost 9 years ago I just now noticed the name change... have always been fixated on... well, everyone knows.
March 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, twosheds said: Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed. Are you still planning to build the second shed?
March 29, 20187 yr The recruitniks know the meaning of mine. We all need to hope Mr. Carrington never leaves UT. The man is a treasure. Tim Brewster is trying to do some lame ripoff but it's lame. Tim Brewster is lame.
March 29, 20187 yr A tribute to a man who appreciated balance and was not afraid to warn others of the dire danger of things not being in balance.
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