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Cold. Delicious. Beer. Need I say more?

Bernard

8 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

A 2 mark hand I had at this year's 42 state championship in Hallettsville.

That's dope

Me chugging a lone star with h a busted volleyball on my skull. 

Some random dancing russian girl

 

She's got a nice bum too (too bad the tatted up dude in the pic)

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Scrambled porn,which we all grew up on.


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Changed my Avatar with the migration, its just a statement of fact for 99% of us I reckon.

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you still planning to build the second shed?

No. I’ve been busy working on this symphony. 

11 hours ago, twosheds said:

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed. 

derp

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Been there, done that

Just a funny gif of my all time favorite athlete from my favorite team.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Just a funny gif of my all time favorite athlete from my favorite team.

I was wondering who that guy was there, he looked familiar.

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

Eddie Vedder holding up the Longhorn stool he's used on stage for 20+ years.  I love PJ and the Horns so it works.

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.
 
 
By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!
 


That does look kind of gay.
1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

my wife's tits in a dirndl at Oktoberfest in Munich on our honeymoon.

Tell your wife that I enjoy her tits. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

Sounds like he was questioning his own sexuality and had a similar outfit at home.

Mine has been stoned since the 3rd grade, and also is learning about Cuba, having some food. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

Edited by Longboard Horn

A pic of Geddy Lee with his old rig.  I play a ric, hence the name.

 

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Going to the "log" in 7th grade to drink whiskey and smoke cigarettes and cheap weed.First day of 9th grade drinking vodka and orange juice for breakfast then smoking a joint on the bus, later at lunch caught smoking a joint in the wrong area and not getting trouble for it just had our $10 dollar lid confiscated.Trying Acapulco gold for the first we were blown away after having only Mexican dirt weed prior to that.  Going to the Armadillo Word Headquarters and sitting on the floor before concerts smoking pot, drinking hot pictures of beer, and Southern Comfort. I don't remember much more than that as I was obviously in a fog most of the time.

Wrong thread I now longer partake in mind altering substances I guess I'm still suffering burnout.

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Curious, how does one drink a hot picture of beer?

 

And do you consider this a hot picture of beer?

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Just now, PvilleStang said:

Curious, how does one drink a hot picture of beer?

Apparently you mix it with Southern Comfort.

 

I’m with you on the dives and pearl. 

I would not classify you as simple  

 

 

 

 

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<---  i'm an LSU man and an ass man, and her rather refined choice in skimpy clothing reveals that fine lass to be in possession of a really good ass.

11 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Scrambled porn, which we all jerked off to.


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FIFY.

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I used mine for almost the entirety of my time on the Shag.

I like it because I am sentimental as hell and it reminds me of time with grandparents in the summers with my cousins growing up.

The bright green also makes it easy to find my own posts in a thread.  

 

It is currently black and white in honor of Blacklab and his inspiring ways( old motto.)

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

And do you consider this a hot picture of beer?

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That looks like a urine sample.

This little place down the street on Kirby once called the Eighth Wonder of the World but i always preferred the House of Pain.

In high school I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about an incident where this kid mooned him and spread his ass cheeks so he could see his asshole, except instead of asshole he said, "red eye."  I thought that was funny as hell and I started saying 'red eye' a lot and explaining to people what it was.  It became a nickname of mine.  I converted it to Spanish for anonymity and because it rhymes.

Arnold as a youngster.

The A-train.

Pardner.

Arnistopholes.

Arn-hold.

And sometimes, like the night before last when he jumped on my balls because lightning makes him nervous, Asshole.

 

10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

I must not have kept up with that entire thread.  I remember you not wanting to say the name of which place it was at first.  This is the first time I've seen who exactly it was. 

 

I always had a feeling it was Black's.

Me and my beloved daughter.

Flippin' off life, Flippin' off eating disorders, Flippin' off Kevin Morgan, Flippin' off the 3 douchebags who negged me on that tongue in cheek baseball thread, Flippin' off ou and aggy.

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