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The bears did this to themselves, they could have played the badly hurt and failing vikings this week, all they had to do was tank the game last week. instead the fucking eagles have life again.

 

If hitting the uprights was a sport, Cody Parkey would be the GOAT

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Brutal way to lose

 

Especially after casually hitting the one that was null & void due to the timeout.

Just now, staboner said:

that kicker will never fuck again

Unless he’s in Philly. 

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

This way we beat NO first - we had to do that sooner or later... Then we get home field against Foles in the NFC CG

Swing and a miss 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

he should be cut. Shoulda been cut after doinkign 4 in a game. lmao, that' bad management by the GM/coach

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

He should be put to sleep...
1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Needs to be repeated...chicago shouldve laid down for minny last week. Idiots

No shit. Fecals are in and Bears could have selected for them not to be. They would have beaten Minny for sure. 

3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

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1 minute ago, po elvis said:

The timeout was bad by Chicago. They needed to spike the ball, run ball to the left so you have good angle for kick and then call timeout. 

This.  Aubie Parkey might have made that one.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Chi wasted forty seconds when Philly was at their two

Very good point. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

The bears did this to themselves, they could have played the badly hurt and failing vikings this week, all they had to do was tank the game last week. instead the fucking eagles have life again.

 

Nobody with a shred of dignity or pride who's playing for anything tanks a game. That's for losers playing for draft picks.

have to feel for that guy.  even the first kick wasn't really hit that well.

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Nobody with a shred of dignity or pride who's playing for anything tanks a game. That's for losers playing for draft picks.

Totally right. Bears are going to have so much dignity and pride sitting at home watching the divisional round. I'm sure they're smirking already just thinking about how stupid the Eagles must look. 

You know what Bears. You don’t want to lose your supposedly badass defense shouldn’t have fucking folded at the end.

Fuck the Eagles

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

big-bird-sesame-street-one-of-these-thin

5 minutes ago, staboner said:

that kicker will never fuck again

Needs to move to Philly. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Totally right. Bears are going to have so much dignity and pride sitting at home watching the divisional round. I'm sure they're smirking already just thinking about how stupid the Eagles must look. 

You do you.

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

I’m obviously kidding. My hatred for kickers comes from fantasy football. 

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Needs to move to Philly. 

$9 million guaranteed contract. He doesn't care about losing.

that was painful why he was on the roster still after his season baffles me

I love the graphic before the kick; 2nd most missed FGs in the NFL this season.   

 

K I S S O F D E A T H

Foles picked what, twice tonight. A tad more pressure and he's toast. So we rip Goff a new asshole, then we get to work on Brees. On second thought, Philly gets past N.O. no way. no more home games.

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not sure My heart could handle that. 

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

The way otherwise rational and reasonable grown men react to the outcomes of football games in which they aren't participating never ceases to amaze me.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not sure My heart could handle that. 

Nor can the Philly police department 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

 

 

Cowboys fans when Maher misses a game winning kick.  Or it’ll be about Garrett/jerry for not getting a better kicker. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

 

 

he's right 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not a fucking chance....

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

Sir, a Justin Tucker is holding for you on line one.
8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Needs to move to Philly. 

Cody Parkey played for Philly 2014-2015

Brees chews up Philly. Cowboys get another big game experience under their belt -  and take LA. We meet in the Superdome in two weeks.

I love the graphic before the kick; 2nd most missed FGs in the NFL this season.   
 
K I S S O F D E A T H

Couple that with the montage of him hitting uprights all season maybe 30 seconds after the game ended. Those dudes at NBC are earning their money.

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