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yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners, you were telling us that you were covered in crap and you are a complete loser.  have I nailed the pertinent facts?

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

 

Would it help if you went back to thinking I'm your sister?

Like I'm some kinda white trash perv???

You're my sister! You're my sister!

Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin' and guess what? They don't like no feedback, what's up? 

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