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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama

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Oh boy, looks like I have a new entry in the "Fuck this stupid ass commercial" thread.  "I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock n roll."  Fuck you Chevy.

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Just now, NowThis said:

Finebaum still alive? Anyone checking SECN?

Hope not.

1 minute ago, troph said:


Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

Insert chicks and football comment.

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2 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

they wanted to avoid OU in Dallas. Maybe venue matters to them, has to be in the South to win. 

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Each QB has a pick?

announcers are shitfaced

Each CB

I’m impressed as hell with Dabo. Hard not to be rolling out there with a freshman qb who looks like he’s auditioning for Dazed and Confused: karate kid. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is Aggy having meltdown?

No, losing to both these teams makes them #3.

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

How much is Vegas losing right now?

Vegas is fucking killing it 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

I fuck you not, I had an SEC moron (Tiger fan) tell me today that Georgia laid down to Texas in protest and that Bama would win tonight by 3 TDs. Then he wished us luck in beating La Tech, the only school in La that we have a chance of beating.

2 minutes ago, heso said:

I disagree. You’re on your own 35. Even if you have a 70% of picking it up, not getting it puts points on the board for the other team. 

 

Have you been watching?  Punting it away also puts points on the board for Clemson.

4 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

 

Am I the only one who thinks he'd make a great Easter Island statue?

1 minute ago, troph said:


Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

They already have a thread on texags saying they placed 2nd in the SEC behind Bama so that's not that far of a jump.  

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

It’s not that Bama didn’t want to be in the NCG. It’s just hard for them to be excited when the other team is not an NFL all-pro squad. Where’s the fun or meaning in just winning the CFP against college kids?

1 minute ago, troph said:


Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

Your right.  No matter the outcome of the game, Aggy will find a reason to give themselves a trophy.

Some of these takes are killing me. I'm going to be out of reps by the 3rd quarter.

Post of the night is still "Tua's dad is beating his ass tonight"

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

1 minute ago, heso said:

I disagree. You’re on your own 35. Even if you have a 70% of picking it up, not getting it puts points on the board for the other team. 

I kind of agree with Vic. You gotta have confidence that your offense can convert a fourth-and-one.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

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Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

The QLED commercials with the dudes staring at the TV are one of the things I hate most about life. Just utterly godawful advertising.

Good thing they play defense in the SEC because spread offenses would never do anything against an SEC defense

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

Come on. Did you not see aggy take on the the powerhouse NCST?

Just now, WBT said:

Have you been watching?  Punting it away also puts points on the board for Clemson.

That doesn’t make going for it on 4th down on your own 35 a safe play. I didn’t say it was wrong. 

Needless to say, Tua probably hasn’t ever been in this situation before. 

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

1 minute ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


The country ones or the rock n rollers?

 

Rock n rollers dawg.

Them country folk salt of the earth.... but bull riding may be slightly dangerous. Slightly. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Vegas is fucking killing it 

As always.

Insert chicks and football comment.

Close, aggy contorted transitive properties applied to football whoop whoop!
Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.


You just admitted it, nice

It is time for aggy concede kyler more deserved heisman?

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

they look amazing when they play with themselves!!!

5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

He’s so emotionless- I think he’s a robot

I think he's on the weed - looks stoned to the bejesus erry game. 

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

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1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

It’s not that Bama didn’t want to be in the NCG. It’s just hard for them to be excited when the other team is not an NFL all-pro squad. Where’s the fun or meaning in just winning the CFP against college kids?

Also they are tired of collecting hardware and they have no more space.

1 minute ago, ajax said:

Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

Thanks for ruining it for me, guys.

Just now, mdmost said:

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

You laugh, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kingsbury didn’t get a call.

Just now, mdmost said:

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

Position coaches look like dogshit to me right now. Tackling and technique for Bama looks like ass

aggy: see now, you stupid sip, bama already played in the real national championship game against Georgia, so they really didn't want to be here and that's why Clemson is winning.... Stupid sip.

That doesn’t make going for it on 4th down on your own 35 a safe play. I didn’t say it was wrong. 
I didn't say it was safe. I just don't think it's all that risky. 4th and longer? Sure. But not 4th and 1. I'd love my coach to make calls like that.

Clemson is just gonna be good for as long as Dabo is there. Found Sabans kryptonite and it’s glorious. 

This makes me pissed that squints sucked so bad. Had he not thrown all those picks in 09 we win going away....

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

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Shit, that's why he looks familiar.

4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

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Damnit! I knew he reminded me of someone and I just couldn't figure it out. +rep

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