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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama

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I fuck you not, I had an SEC moron (Tiger fan) tell me today that Georgia laid down to Texas in protest and that Bama would win tonight by 3 TDs. Then he wished us luck in beating La Tech, the only school in La that we have a chance of beating.
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I fuck you not, I had an SEC moron (Tiger fan) tell me today that Georgia laid down to Texas in protest and that Bama would win tonight by 3 TDs. Then he wished us luck in beating La Tech, the only school in La that we have a chance of beating.


Welcome to my world

Herbie still saying Tua was fooled.  That would have been incomplete against air.  It was just a shitty throw.

2 minutes ago, ajax said:

Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

Why not both. Gif

 

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

Any staff that has Butch Jones on it can eat a gaggle of dicks and deserves everything bad in this world. 

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Sad Bama fans

Are the best Bama fans. 

Needless to say, Tua probably hasn’t ever been in this situation before. 
Well he was down 14 to Georgia in the SEC title game.
2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

Oh God I remember that shit like it was yesterday. So fucking brutal to watch (as someone that never, ever, fucking ever cheers for Bama)

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

Rules! We fucking have them. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

Dude that's not a humble brag that's just being a fucking G. Everyone in here should be jealous of you.

Some of these takes are killing me. I'm going to be out of reps by the 3rd quarter.
Post of the night is still "Tua's dad is beating his ass tonight"


My number one is “Is that Jalen Hurts music??”
Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:
Needless to say, Tua probably hasn’t ever been in this situation before. 

Well he was down 14 to Georgia in the SEC title game.

Lulz.  And finished the game...

Bama needs to slow this game down .  They’re losing this fast pace game.


They could still grind it out. I agree with this. For better or worse bama needs to make this a boxing match not a track meet. Problem is Clemson (and Texas too) can do both on defense so I’m not sure it will work, but if any team can it’s bama.
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

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5 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I fuck you not, I had an SEC moron (Tiger fan) tell me today that Georgia laid down to Texas in protest and that Bama would win tonight by 3 TDs. Then he wished us luck in beating La Tech, the only school in La that we have a chance of beating.

I recommend you take a shit on his car.

losing Venables for Mike stoops is the dumbest thing OU has ever done 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

Yes.

Damn, tua may be dead

Holy fuck he got blasted

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

You're sure about that?

Lulz.  And finished the game...
I'm not sure where you were going with that. Are you saying Tua has never trailed? Because he has. I know he didn't finish the game. But that wasn't my point.

HAhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Venables is the man. Glad Bob Cockmouth Stoops fucked that up.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Herbie still saying Tua was fooled.  That would have been incomplete against air.  It was just a shitty throw.

But have you ever seen a fumble like that? I havent seen such a beautiful fumble from a QB in quite sometime! /Herbie

8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

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1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

I recommend you take a shit on his car.

Fixed it.  I recommend you take a shit in his car.

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