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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama

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5 hours ago, SideSlip said:

Pro tip:  You never thank Jesus on a Longhorn fan site.

Watch me....

5 hours ago, Cajun said:

Colt did ok with it.

Why yes he did.

5 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Feel free to talk to me using only one account

He should refrain talking to you on account of you being a dumbass..

Never provoke the phlegm...

 https://twitter.com/joenbc/status/1082488892811550721?s=21

 

 

What an asshole....

 

Can't say I saw that ass whipping coming at all, quite impressive, especially w/out their top DLineman. 

Was not expecting to wake up to that score. Hat tip to Clemson. 

7 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePoniExpress/status/1082430413052788737?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

 
 
 
 
Narduzzi is the only coach in America who voted Clemson #1 over Alabama? Bet the house on the Crimson Tide. ACC stinks and Notre Dame was overrated.

This dude is one of the biggest douchebags in Pittsburgh media.

Normally I would have agreed with this, cause Narduzzi is a prick, but it looks like he was right on this one.  Clemson was for real.  I do think they need to test more Clemson players after those 3 came back positive for banned substances.

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When GT beats Clemson to open the season it will really set the tone for the Geoff Collins era.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He should refrain talking to you on account of you being a dumbass..

Never provoke the phlegm...

Had no idea I was provoking the (semi) functioning  retard of Surly 😂

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Legit worst front runner of all time.  LeBron way back at second...at least he delivered on his own bullshit every few years.  

Except for the "I'm better than Jordan" line from LeBron, he needs to backtrack that...

Derka might have been wrong but CTJ was spot on in his thread before the season.

I’m guessing you aren’t referring to the one about Sam being a bad QB.
Can I ask again why Brent Venables doesn’t have a head coaching job?

I’m starting to believe that he just wants to be a DC.

The way the bama secondary was abused in the playoffs, I can't help but wonder how a healthy marquise brown woulda impacted the semis

 https://twitter.com/joenbc/status/1082488892811550721?s=21
 
 
What an asshole....
 
Strong first response is strong
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Can't say I saw that ass whipping coming at all, quite impressive, especially w/out their top DLineman. 

The other three guys will likely go in the first round. Of all the places where Clemson could afford a suspension like that, DL was the spot.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

What a fucking toolbox. They saw half a game against Lawrence -- if that -- and it was the dude's second collegiate game. Lawrence would've eviscerated aggy's secondary last night. They're so far away from Clemson it's not even funny.

Oh, they'll find out next season, week 2. 

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

When GT beats Clemson to open the season it will really set the tone for the Geoff Collins era.

Most certainly.

Can't stop thinking about that sequence at goal line.  2 Bama runs.  RB has momentum and gets thrown back at one like a fucking rag doll.   Not sure I've seen a dynasty melt before my eyes like that before.  

Oh, they'll find out next season, week 2. 

Ohh!

Thatll be a night game in death valley. I hope ABC puts a viewer discretion is advised message pregame

 

I keep having my mind blown by the fact that Mike Locksley was the Bama OC. 

He has on his resume the lofty distinction of being the head ball coach at New Mexico State University. Where he punched one of his staff members. 

Why the fuck would you hire him?

Green chile aggy. 

 

Just now, jw4381 said:

I keep having my mind blown by the fact that Mike Locksley was the Bama OC. 

He has on his resume the lofty distinction of being the head ball coach at New Mexico State University. Where he punched one of his staff members. 

Why the fuck would you hire him?

Green chile aggy. 

 

Saban's recruiting went from transcedent to merely elite last cycle, so he hired Tosh and Locksley to remedy that. In doing so, he sacrificed a considerable amount of coaching brainpower.

Just now, jw4381 said:

I keep having my mind blown by the fact that Mike Locksley was the Bama OC. 

He has on his resume the lofty distinction of being the head ball coach at New Mexico State University. Where he punched one of his staff members. 

Why the fuck would you hire him?

Green chile aggy. 

 

D.J. Durkin has been working with Bama as an "advisor" the past couple of weeks.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

D.J. Durkin has been working with Bama as an "advisor" the past couple of weeks.

I missed it -- did he kill a 'Bama defender or two?

I keep having my mind blown by the fact that Mike Locksley was the Bama OC. 
He has on his resume the lofty distinction of being the head ball coach at New Mexico State University. Where he punched one of his staff members. 
Why the fuck would you hire him?
Green chile aggy. 
 
Just looked at his career record...3-31.
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I missed it -- did he kill a 'Bama defender or two?

Week ain't over yet.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Can I ask again why Brent Venables doesn’t have a head coaching job?

Where would OU be if they hadn't fired him ?   

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Humblebrag: I am watching this game in Amsterdam with a gorgeous woman I met named Anka. She doesn't understand American football but she says that if Clemson wins she will let me take a photo of her boobs and post it here on Surlyhorns. 

Well?

7 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Where would OU be if they hadn't fired him ?   

Still sucking.

Mike Locksley has probably been Bama's best OC they have had. I guess. Hard to tell when he has the talent advantage he has at his disposal.


In all fairness, Dabo kept saying "thank The LORD", but I don't recall him ever saying "Jesus".
The Christians, Jews, & Muslims (Allah) all "thank The LORD", so he's still nuts, but he's nuts like ~2.5 to 3 billion people around the world.
Next year he will not be "thanking The LORD" that he lost so many seniors on both sides of the line.
 
He thanked/mentioned Jesus at the beginning of the interview
He should refrain talking to you on account of you being a dumbass..
Never provoke the phlegm...
Or my cat, MrPoodles.

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Had no idea I was provoking the (semi) functioning  retard of Surly [emoji23]
Whatever aggy
7 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 


In all fairness, Dabo kept saying "thank The LORD", but I don't recall him ever saying "Jesus".

The Christians, Jews, & Muslims (Allah) all "thank The LORD", so he's still nuts, but he's nuts like ~2.5 to 3 billion people around the world.

Next year he will not be "thanking The LORD" that he lost so many seniors on both sides of the line.

 

Um...

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“That’s the easiest question I’ve had all day,” Swinney said. “To me, that’s just the priorities of my life.”

The four-time ACC champion said he “didn’t really have a relationship with Christ until” he was 16. But since that “game-changer,” faith has “become the foundation” of his life.

“It’s hard to survive and thrive in this world if you don’t have a spiritual foundation,” he continued. “For me, God has always, in my relationship with Christ, has given me hope and peace … If there’s hope in the future, there’s power in the present to deal with whatever mess you’re dealing with in your life, [and] what Christ did for me, it gave me a hope and a belief beyond my circumstances.”

He's talkin' Jesus Friendo.

https://sportsspectrum.com/sport/football/2018/07/20/clemsons-dabo-swinney-jesus-helps-me-survive-and-thrive/

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7 hours ago, Napoleon said:

In all fairness, Dabo kept saying "thank The LORD", but I don't recall him ever saying "Jesus".

The Christians, Jews, & Muslims (Allah) all "thank The LORD", so he's still nuts, but he's nuts like ~2.5 to 3 billion people around the world.

Next year he will not be "thanking The LORD" that he lost so many seniors on both sides of the line.

Hindus refer to a singular 'Lord' as well, although there are multiple deities/demi-gods.

 

You people engaging with Phlegm need to just stop.  He's an institution round these parts and if you can't dig it, just put him on ignore.

42 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Mike Locksley has probably been Bama's best OC they have had. I guess. Hard to tell when he has the talent advantage he has at his disposal.

 

Who has been the Best??

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You people engaging with Phlegm need to just stop.  He's an institution round these parts and if you can't dig it, just put him on ignore.


Well put. I’m not in the ‘national treasure’ crowd and find his image carpet bombing annoying occasionally, but Phlegm is Phlegm...he’s just another member of this floating madhouse and the delightful beat down of Bama is not the place to start a slap fight
3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Thumbs up to whoever (whomever?  whatever) came up with 'Tua Turntheballover'.

Oh shit now Phlegm's gonna call you an aggy because of the thumbs up comment.

SESieve! SESieve! SESieve! 

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4 minutes ago, Homercles said:

 


Well put. I’m not in the ‘national treasure’ crowd and find his image carpet bombing annoying occasionally, but Phlegm is Phlegm...he’s just another member of this floating madhouse and the delightful beat down of Bama is not the place to start a slap fight

 

Every thread here is the place to start a slap fight

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