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By any measure, No. 1 Alabama and No. 2 Clemson are the top two college football teams in the country—facing off in the national championship game for the third time in four years.

But there’s one title neither can claim: the most valuable college football program in the country.

 

That honor belongs to Texas, according to an annual study conducted by Ryan Brewer, an associate professor of finance at Indiana University-Purdue University Columbus. The Longhorns are worth $1.1 billion, according to Brewer’s analysis, which moved them into the top slot after Ohio State had held that role for the prior three years.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-much-is-your-college-football-team-worth-11546875092

A no-brainer. All a person had to do is look at aggy's shit-tastic bowl attendance versus our bowl attendance.

;)

I bought a Sugar Bowl Champs cap.. this probably pushed us over the top. Your welcome. 

I've always thought of aggy as number two.  Their ridiculous, flip-flopping post season behavior has done nothing to alter that.

3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I bought a Sugar Bowl Champs cap.. this probably pushed us over the top. Your welcome. 

Thank you for your service!

3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Thank you for your service!

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

*you’re 

*yew

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*ewes

It's a Eweish Conspiracy?

Taxus × media 'Hicksii', or "Hicks yew". With a name like that, it oughta be aggy's official school plant, really.

hicks-yew-hedge-2.jpg

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Taxus × media 'Hicksii', or "Hicks yew". With a name like that, it oughta be aggy's official school plant, really.

hicks-yew-hedge-2.jpg

That would make a nice pairing with Jimbo's Coaching Shrub (ft. Mark Stoops).

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

I've always thought of aggy as number two.  Their ridiculous, flip-flopping post season behavior has done nothing to alter that.

In that case, I’m taking an aggy right now.

Never heard of the Wall Street Journal. Please post a credible source, not a liberal rag with an obvious t-sip bias. 

Amazing as it is, Aggy fielded two teams in this championship.  They barely lost to Clemson and Bama as well as had Etienne committed for awhile. NCSU only demonstrated that dominance.  Put it on the wall.  

Edited by Mdhorn

Still waiting to see how aggy math comes into play & they try to claim the $350mm in debt they owe for the stadium renovation as an asset.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

So this means my football season tickets are going down in price, right? RIGHT?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

41 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Amazing as it is, Aggy fielded two teams in this championship.  They barely lost to Clemson and Bama as well as had Etienne committed for awhile. NCSU only demonstrated that dominance.  Put it on the wall.  

Great. I’ll look at common opponents. Bama beat GA by a TD after being dominated for a half. We beat GA by a TD, having led for the whole game, and with GA scoring a garbage TD with :13 left. Both games were played on a neutral field. We must be equal to Bama.

aggy lost to Bama by 22 points, so...

Edited by Spankytoes

If Clemson holds on to win this game, will the aggy horde claim that Alabama didn't want to be there because they're tired of winning titles?

Just now, UDontKnow said:

If Clemson holds on to win this game, will the aggy horde claim that Alabama didn't want to be there because they're tired of winning titles?

Of course. 

9 hours ago, texashorne said:

I bought a Sugar Bowl Champs cap.. this probably pushed us over the top. Your welcome. 

I did as well.

Great. I’ll look at common opponents. Bama beat GA by a TD after being dominated for a half. We beat GA by a TD, having led for the whole game, and with GA scoring a garbage TD with :13 left. Both games were played on a neutral field. We must be equal to Bama.
aggy lost to Bama by 22 points, so...
OU sucks

For those - like me - who don't subscribe to WSJ:

Quote

College Football Value Rankings

 

 
Rank
 
School
 
Revenues ($)
 
2018 value ($)
 
2017 value ($)
 
1 Texas 163,928,296 1,105,493,378 1,243,124,000
2 Ohio State 136,574,384 1,048,166,317 1,510,482,000
3 Alabama 140,831,439 1,009,903,620 930,001,000
4 Michigan 133,665,548 924,625,003 892,951,000
5 Notre Dame 118,740,294 913,401,562 856,938,000
6 Georgia 138,088,467 891,099,506 822,310,000
7 Oklahoma 126,416,865 885,558,053 1,001,967,000
8 Auburn 128,960,499 871,907,615 724,191,000
9 LSU 122,703,938 852,445,897 910,927,000
10 Tennessee 113,766,836 727,849,384 745,640,000
11 Florida 117,963,328 634,885,946 682,031,000
12 Texas A & M 101,114,415 540,883,003 522,863,000
13 Penn State 103,736,242 518,754,453 549,497,000
14 Wisconsin 88,713,614 474,552,451 439,379,000
15 Nebraska 93,990,274 471,585,561 507,679,000
16 Arkansas 99,599,352 462,727,317 456,153,000
17 South Carolina 101,297,652 460,753,199 484,757,000
18 Iowa 100,040,046 458,973,690 483,564,000
19 Washington 102,248,826 440,821,919 434,313,000
20 Michigan State 75,674,898 354,160,110 336,794,000
21 Oregon 81,953,780 348,920,032 368,529,000
22 Mississippi 78,736,032 341,560,846 330,503,000
23 Southern California 74,174,551 326,021,581 324,195,000
24 UCLA 64,845,985 302,006,607 314,436,000
25 Arizona State 70,375,000 300,826,000 315,412,000

 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's last year's table.

Corrected.  That explains why the 2017 column wasn't there.

I threw in the full Top 25 as an apology.

On 1/7/2019 at 7:40 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Of course Aggy is #12. 

Seahawks should sue.

Economists be damned.  I wouldn’t trade any one of 21-25 for aggy.

On 1/7/2019 at 7:41 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Still waiting to see how aggy math comes into play & they try to claim the $350mm in debt they owe for the stadium renovation as an asset.

I'm only somewhat surprised some shyster hasn't convinced A&M to look into securitization. Sure, logically, you securitize debt that has cash inflows rather than debt you yourself are paying, but what are you, a faggot t-sip who didn't fight in any wars? tsips are like Ellis in Die Hard, Aggies are like Bruce Willis!!!! except he's a little too nice to the coloreds in that movie, but don't let tsips tell you what you can and can't do financially, look at how much bigger Wikipedia says our endowment is than theirs! 

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