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Jimbob Ghostkeeper is absolutely amazing

Tuna Altuna might be my favorite although Dr. Narwhals Mating is gonna be tough to beat.

Dr. Narwhals Mating vs Quindarious Gooch in the west. 

 

Rev. Dongo Pewee vs. Miracle Crimes in the east bracket. 

FM regional is tough.  I will take Darwin Tabacco over Dr. Megha Panda, to join Salami Blessing,  (The) Chosen Roach, and Dr. Narwhals Mating.  Narwhals takes the title.

In a perfect word Sixto Cancel wins it all, but too many Millennials don't know who Molly Ringwald was. 

Delicious Peters is criminally underseeded at a 9.

Dr. Narwhals Mating is the clear winner.  It's perfect in its absurdity.  You have the unearned medical degree conferred by birth certificate, an obscure and ridiculous animal with a huge spear coming out of its head and a sexual reference to tie the whole package together.

16 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Dr. Narwhals Mating is the clear winner.  It's perfect in its absurdity.  You have the unearned medical degree conferred by birth certificate, an obscure and ridiculous animal with a huge spear coming out of its head and a sexual reference to tie the whole package together.

According to Google, he's a real MD.

Is Chardonnay beaver the name of the phenomena where your wife gets drunk and is ready to give it up?

Bernard bumpus vs Salami Blessing could be the upset of the tourney

God damn I love this bracket. Another strong field this year.

I actuality made a submission for the first time this year. Rangers draftee Obie Ricumstrict. Honestly I'm not surprised he didn't make it, most of these are absurd.

Bernard bumpus vs Salami Blessing could be the upset of the tourney

I think Dr. Pitt Derryberry could be this year's UMBC Retrievers.

Dr. Narwhals Mating takes it for me, but Quindarious Gooch got me too. Lots of good ones

Brutal 12 v 4 matchup in the Chrotchtangle Regional. Don't sleep on the understated gem that is Genuine Potts as the 12-seed, but Beau Titsworth is a tall order out of the gate.

 

 

On March 28, 2018 at 9:37 AM, Felix said:

Delicious Peters is criminally underseeded at a 9.

Clearly no Stoops brother was on the committee.

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On 3/28/2018 at 12:58 PM, Chewbacca said:

According to Google, he's a real MD.

Yeah but it’s in family medicine.   Im sure there’s someone around here who thinks that’s bullshit.

But honestly, seems like a weaker crowd than last year.

Voted with the masses on all my picks: Salami Blessing, Zeus de la Paz, Armagedon Draughn, Miracle Crimes, Tuna Altuna, Mosthigh Thankgod, Dr. Dimple Royalty, Jimbob Ghostkeeper

Gotta think this region will come down to Miracle and Jimbob but, my gawd, Salami, Mosthigh, and Dimple are all outstanding. Choices, choices, choices.

Yeah I went pretty much all chalk too although as I type, the Nazon/de la Paz and Baldonado/Draughn matchups are both nailbiters. Jimbob Ghostkeeper is absolutely stomping his matchup. I think he's really one to watch coming out of this region.

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Some real tough ones in that regional. I had a lot of trouble with Makenlove Petit-Fard vs Dr. Pitt Derryberry.

Can't believe that Babucarr Fatty and Shamoil Shipchandler are both losing, those are great.

Devoid Couch seems like a good choice to win this regoin

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Voted Tuesday but shes a bit back.

Same.

Dongo Pewee at 2 should beat a pretty strong 1. I expect your 12 vs. 4 upset here with Dr. Megha Panda.

You know, none of the names really grab me as much this year as last, but then... that's actually making it more fun, feeling like I don't care who wins.

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25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You know, none of the names really grab me as much this year as last, but then... that's actually making it more fun, feeling like I don't care who wins.

I enjoy voting and then being very surprised at the results, so many of my choices aren't the clear favorites.

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Holy shit, I did not see Gandalf Hernandez in the bracket. That may be my favorite, just thinking about a hispanic Gandalf has me cracking up.

Some of these are getting really tough. Narwhals Mating vs Beau Titsworth? Impossible.

That one ... both are champions.

Or Delicious Peters v Chardonnay Beaver. They both work and for the same reason...

Too bad jimbob didn’t get his md or PhD like narwhals did. Could be the difference. 

Imagine a finals of narwhals mating vs dr jimbob ghostkeeper 

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