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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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 Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!

 

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

I anticipate a deeply religions experience

2 hours ago, Lou said:
 Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!

 

might as well join the fucking peace corp

see if you can guess what i am now

Edited by Blutarski

You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime, Carmen.

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

He can't do that to our pledges. 

Only we can do that to our pledges.

17 hours ago, Parliament said:

The whole FUCKING bar!

They took everything.  Even the stuff we didn't steal.

And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

l'd like you to meet Mohammet, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton

Edited by Cheeseweasel

No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.

He can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.

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Bluto: Holy shit!

D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!

Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!

Bluto: Holy shit!

[D-Day checks the gun]

D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!

Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.

Bluto: Holy shit!

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

 

 

 

 

I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!

On 3/29/2018 at 10:17 PM, Bearlyhangingon said:

Hi.  Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you!

Hi. That was Eric Stratton, rush chairman, and he was damn glad to meet you.

I used to touch Fawn this way.

I know. She told me.

Who dumped a truckload of fizzies into the swim meet...

 

On 3/29/2018 at 7:23 AM, Hmbre97 said:

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

Let it go...he's on a roll.

On 4/1/2018 at 10:25 AM, Redneck Mutha said:

Better listen to him Flounder, he's pre-med.

I thought it was pre-law.

What's the difference?

My bad...I paraphrased.
"Germans?
Forget it, he's rolling."
Better?



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Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.

  • 4 weeks later...

How does it feel to be an independent Schoenstein?

How does it feel to be an asshole Neidermeyer.........

 

do you mind if we dance with your dates

Edited by mbtex

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