July 18, 20196 yr http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/florida-dismemberment-275903 Ouch!
July 18, 20196 yr 48 minutes ago, Charles DeMar said: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/florida-dismemberment-275903 Ouch! When Mohel's go bad!
August 8, 20196 yr furniture, serious business. https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-mitchell-helton-manatee-furniture-1453043 man from Manatee County is accused of pulling a gun on two furniture delivery men because he was unhappy that they were late. Mitchell Helton, 55, had ordered the goods from the Furniture Warehouse and had been told that they were on their way on August 3. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said that when the delivery men arrived, the front door was open and Helton told them that he was upset he had to wait so long. When they asked him if he still wanted the furniture, he said, "do whatever you want" and went to his bedroom, according to the police report. When they started to unload the furniture from their vehicle, Helton allegedly pointed a gun at the men and said, "You know, I've shot people for less,"
August 8, 20196 yr it's georgia, so close enough. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/macon-teen-gets-life-sentence-for-strangling-sister-over-password/hxQ0hk3DOuPejcfpVal79O/ Quote A Georgia teenager was sentenced to life in prison for choking his older sister to death during an argument over the family’s Wi-Fi password, authorities said. The incident began as an argument between the teen and his mother after Kevon Watkins changed the Wi-Fi password so he could play video games without interruption, prosecutors said. Fearing the confrontation would turn physical, Alexus Watkins came to her mother’s aid, prosecutor Jason Martin argued in court. Kevon and Alexus tussled and fell to the floor, authorities said. When their mother couldn’t separate her children, she called for help. Prosecutors said Kevon held his sister in a chokehold for about 15 minutes, and one Bibb County deputy testified the 16-year-old was still choking her when authorities arrived 10 minutes after the 911 call.
September 4, 20196 yr https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/national/florida-father-daughter-charged-with-incest Quote PANAMA CITY, Fla. — A father and daughter were arrested on Tuesday in Panama City, Florida on charges of incest. Panama City Police arrested 39-year-old Justin Bunn and 19-year-old Taylor Bunn just before 11 a.m. on Tuesday. According to arrest records, the father and daughter were seen having sex in their backyard on Wakulla Avenue on February 18.
September 6, 20196 yr On 8/8/2019 at 2:08 PM, crash_davis said: it's georgia, so close enough. In that case, we got meth alligators in Alabama: https://www.complex.com/life/2019/07/police-caution-against-flushing-drugs-alabama-meth-gators Quote "we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They've had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help."
September 9, 20196 yr Seriously SEC country? You guys accidentally invented meth fueled alligators? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Was your rationale that the meth would make their teeth rot and fall out, hence less dangerous?
September 17, 20196 yr This has to be one of the best ones ever: Quote ccording to the arrest report, the pair both had blood shot, watery eyes and their speech was slurred. The deputy performed a field sobriety test on Thomas until he refused to complete it. Deputies said he did poorly on the portion of the test he did. The report stated Mondanaro did not speak to the deputy after being asked to take the sobriety test. The two were arrested and placed in the back of the patrol car. While the deputy was outsid of the patrol car, the pair took off their clothes and began to have sex, according to the arrest report. NCSO said Thomas was removed from the car while naked by the deputy. Thomas was able to knock the deputy down to the ground during the process and began to run through the parking lot, the report stated. The report said he ran past several cars at a traffic light and then in front of a CVS store and in the parking lot of other stores. Deputies said they eventually caught up with him at the Cold Stone Creamery and arrested him. Thomas was taken to the Nassau County Detention Facility after he was medically cleared and faces charges of exposing sex organs, DUI, threat against public official and unnatural and lascivious act. The arrest report stated during a breath test, he blew a .145 on the first breath and a .146 on the second. Mondanaro became violent and started kicking one of the deputies several times after Thomas was initially removed from the patrol car. She is facing charges of: exposing sex organs, DUI, resist with violence simple assault and unnatural and lascivious act. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/nassau-county-pair-arrested-man-flees-police-custody-while-naked-report-says/986807295?fbclid=IwAR3_HB6batyhO6R-2fS0wMNioJMriPyxtQRSXcDk3wQAvCw3aJQziEyDgA8 For whatever reason she has three Facebook pages in which she half shows her boobs. https://www.facebook.com/megan.mondanaro.14https://www.facebook.com/megan.mondanaro.1983 She also has at least two kids. This is going to be rather hard to explain to them when they grow up. Edited September 17, 20196 yr by Hornius Emeritus
September 17, 20196 yr "She is facing charges of: exposing sex organs, DUI, resist with violence simple assault and unnatural and lascivious act." How is what they did "unnatural"? Is it because in the back of a police car? Asking for a friend of course.
September 17, 20196 yr Ah, Florida.....forever answering the great American question, “what if Ohio gave another state one its extra chromosomes?”
September 26, 20196 yr A Florida woman wants a turtle to be mayor of Clearwater. She’s not kidding. “It sounds wacky,” Elizabeth Drayer said of her plan to get a turtle elected, “but it really isn’t.” https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/09/26/a-florida-woman-wants-a-turtle-to-be-mayor-of-clearwater-shes-not-kidding/ In fact, Clearwater doesn’t need a person at all. Clearwater needs a sea turtle. “The goal of this campaign is to elect a nonhuman to give nature a voice,” said Drayer, 58, the latest entrant into the Clearwater mayor’s race, in an interview.
September 29, 20196 yr A body of a woman was discovered inside a portable toilet that caught fire and exploded early Saturday at a construction site in north Florida, according to officials. The St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said on Facebook that authorities responded to the home on North Horseshoe Road in St. Augustine on a report of a porta-potty fire, and discovered human remains inside. "Regarding today’s discovery of human remains contained within a portable toilet, detectives believe the decedent is a white female," the sheriff's office said. "At this time, we have not received any missing persons reports that may coincide with this incident." Neighbors told WFOX they heard a loud explosion around 7 a.m., then saw the portable toilet on fire in front of a home under construction in the neighborhood. "I just was sitting, watching TV and heard a loud explosion," one neighbor told WFOX. Edited September 29, 20196 yr by Loco
September 30, 20196 yr A Florida woman wants a turtle to be mayor of Clearwater. She’s not kidding. “It sounds wacky,” Elizabeth Drayer said of her plan to get a turtle elected, “but it really isn’t.” https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/09/26/a-florida-woman-wants-a-turtle-to-be-mayor-of-clearwater-shes-not-kidding/ In fact, Clearwater doesn’t need a person at all. Clearwater needs a sea turtle. “The goal of this campaign is to elect a nonhuman to give nature a voice,” said Drayer, 58, the latest entrant into the Clearwater mayor’s race, in an interview. Can we move the sea turtle move to Austin and run for mayor?
October 2, 20196 yr On 9/29/2019 at 5:57 PM, Loco said: A body of a woman was discovered inside a portable toilet that caught fire and exploded early Saturday at a construction site in north Florida, according to officials. The St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said on Facebook that authorities responded to the home on North Horseshoe Road in St. Augustine on a report of a porta-potty fire, and discovered human remains inside. "Regarding today’s discovery of human remains contained within a portable toilet, detectives believe the decedent is a white female," the sheriff's office said. "At this time, we have not received any missing persons reports that may coincide with this incident." Neighbors told WFOX they heard a loud explosion around 7 a.m., then saw the portable toilet on fire in front of a home under construction in the neighborhood. "I just was sitting, watching TV and heard a loud explosion," one neighbor told WFOX. Lit a smoke in the portapotty. Methane explosion.
October 2, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: Lit a smoke in the portapotty. Methane explosion. A smoke? Was it some doobage? If so, she would have been..... High on pot.
October 2, 20196 yr On 9/30/2019 at 5:41 PM, demos said: Can we move the sea turtle move to Austin and run for mayor? A turtle could never be Mayor in Austin because having its own biological home built onto its body, it would be largely unsympathetic to the homeless plight.
October 9, 20196 yr https://nypost.com/2019/10/07/florida-man-arrested-for-trying-to-get-alligator-drunk/ A Florida man was reportedly arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk after his pal captured the reptile. Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him, on Aug. 26 in Palm City, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission report obtained by TC Palm. Moments earlier, Kepke told police, Noah Osborne, 22, caught the gator with his bare hands, the report said. Kepke told authorities he had consumed a few beers that day, but claimed he wasn’t intoxicated during the incident. After the beer feeding, which was recorded, the duo released the animal back into the wild, Kepke told officers.
October 10, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: https://nypost.com/2019/10/07/florida-man-arrested-for-trying-to-get-alligator-drunk/ A Florida man was reportedly arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk after his pal captured the reptile. Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him, on Aug. 26 in Palm City, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission report obtained by TC Palm. Moments earlier, Kepke told police, Noah Osborne, 22, caught the gator with his bare hands, the report said. Kepke told authorities he had consumed a few beers that day, but claimed he wasn’t intoxicated during the incident. After the beer feeding, which was recorded, the duo released the animal back into the wild, Kepke told officers. I mean, they’re worried about meth gators, better be sure they can handle their alcohol as well. You know, for science.
October 10, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, ztejas said: Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him That's what happens when you serve Natty Light to a gator.
October 10, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, RPM said: That's what happens when you serve Natty Light to a gator. I coulda sworn everybody knew gators only drink Abita or Red Stripe.
October 23, 20196 yr Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after being caught have sex with a stuffed animal inside Target. Witnesses told police they saw Cody Meader, 20, take a large Olaf from "Frozen" off the store shelves at a St. Petersburg location and begin to "dry hump" the toy. The police report claims Meader ejaculated on the Olaf doll and put it back on the shelf before he "selected a large unicorn stuffed animal" and began to have sex with that object as well. Meader was taken into custody while in the store and admitted to doing "stupid stuff." He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief. The Olaf and unicorn stuffed animals were removed from the store and destroyed, the Smoking Gun reports. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target
October 23, 20196 yr In his defense, he lost his medical insurance recently, and having sex with a snowman was the only way he could afford to freeze off his genital warts.
October 23, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: In his defense, he lost his medical insurance recently, and having sex with a snowman was the only way he could afford to freeze off his genital warts.
November 28, 20196 yr Author https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Punches-Elderly-Person-After-Being-Told-to-Stop-Masturbating--565481921.html
January 6, 20205 yr Author A good idea with a decidedly Florida spin. Some pretty go payouts.https://flpythonchallenge.org/
January 7, 20205 yr Florida man claims he was attacked by a Skunk Ape while hunting in the 2020 Python Bowl
January 20, 20205 yr 55 minutes ago, Parliament said: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1118611 Damn. THat's terrible. I wouldn't be surprised if we see one of our native sons in the same situation sometime. I won't mention names, because it'll be a sad, sad day.
January 20, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Damn. THat's terrible. Is it, though? I mean, it's pretty sucktacular for the audience, but for him? He died doing what he loved. Not really that bad a way to go. Edit: (at least I assume he loved it. Not much other reason to keep doing that at age 71 if you hate singing/playing. Unless you're just shit out of coke/whore/cokewhore money) Edited January 20, 20205 yr by Buffsoldier caveats.
January 20, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said: Is it, though? I mean, it's pretty sucktacular for the audience, but for him? He died doing what he loved. Not really that bad a way to go. Edit: (at least I assume he loved it. Not much other reason to keep doing that at age 71 if you hate singing/playing. Unless you're just shit out of coke/whore/cokewhore money) I’m with ya. I’m just saying it sucks in general. He died doing what he loved, which is a pretty badass way to go. Not fun to have a bunch of witnesses. I guess I just wouldn’t know what to do. if Willie does on stage, Especially in TX, I would hope he’d get a tear-soaked 3 hour standing ovation
September 3, 20205 yr Author https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8691111/Florida-woman-19-offered-deputy-oral-sex-confiscated-Juul-intoxication-arrest.html
September 3, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Parliament said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8691111/Florida-woman-19-offered-deputy-oral-sex-confiscated-Juul-intoxication-arrest.html It’s not a habit it’s cool, she feels alive...
March 21, 20223 yr Author https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/spring-breakers-cause-miami-beach-to-declare-state-of-emergency-curfew
September 9, 20232 yr Author On Aug. 26, US Coast Guard officers stopped Baluchi after spotting him on his homemade vessel approximately 70 nautical miles east of Tybee Island, Georgia. It was then that he told officials he was headed to London, court documents said. Officers deemed his hamster wheel – which was afloat as a result of wiring and buoys – was unsafe for the voyage and ordered him to get into their boat. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-tried-to-get-to-london-by-crossing-atlantic-ocean-in-hamster-wheel-coast-guard
September 16, 20232 yr Hollywood (not that Hollywood) man accused of torching car of then-girlfriend, who’s also his cousin Quote MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – Miami-Dade police arrested a 37-year-old Hollywood man Wednesday after accusing him of lighting a car on fire back in April. Police said the car belonged to Melvin Alain Cintron’s then-girlfriend, who also happened to be his cousin. According to an arrest report, Cintron was caught on camera April 29 lighting the Jaguar XE sedan on fire in front of a home along Northwest 120th Street and Fifth Avenue, near North Miami. Police said he also left a cellphone behind. Police said they determined soon after that the vehicle belonged to Cintron’s girlfriend and cousin, but weren’t able to interview her until Monday after failed attempts to contact her over the subsequent months following the crime. She said she initially lied to investigators and told them the car caught fire as she drove home because she feared reprisals from Cintron, who made her put the phone on speaker whenever she spoke to investigators, the report states. The woman told police that she fears Cintron in part because he regularly carries a fully automatic gun with a double-drum high capacity magazine, which she told officers he refers to as the gun’s “t-----s,” due to the two round drums on the sides of the magazine, the report states. She also told police that Cintron stole her purse and left her stranded at Miami’s Bayside Marketplace Friday after the two got into an argument because he thought she was flirting with the bartender. The purse contained numerous items, including $1,200 in cash, police said. After issuing a warrant Monday, police said officers later located Cintron outside of a business east of Hialeah and arrested him at gunpoint Wednesday. As of Thursday afternoon, he was being held in the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a $12,500 bond on charges of second-degree arson and third-degree grand theft.
September 26, 20232 yr On 9/16/2023 at 9:22 AM, ScottS said: Hollywood (not that Hollywood) man accused of torching car of then-girlfriend, who’s also his cousin Korn's relevance has really fallen off...
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