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board name 235 members have voted

  1. 1. What should we name him?

    • "Not SEC Ready"
      61
    • Star Wars
      5
    • Killing Myself In Florida
      27
    • That'll be $9.95
      141

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#8

Lets not go small time here. Strike that. Lets go really, really small time here:

Facebook Recruiting Page
Toilet Smurfury
Best In The Business
Waterslides & Broken Homes

 

etc. etc

#12

Hey, Motherfuckers, This Is the Recruiting Board.

or 

Another Place to Regurgitate Your Football Posts

or

Stanford Academics and Giles Hate Board

or

Beat a Joke to Death Board

#15
Just now, RomaVicta said:

 

Another Place to Regurgitate Your Football Posts

 

You can go and fuck right off, sir. Fucking putting that evil on us, Ricky Bobby. 

Lets fucking name it Lemonparty.org and hope most of the fuckfaces from the football board never fucking dare to click on it, ever. 

#25

 

9 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Brewster's Millions

SEC Ready

WRTS

Welcome to the Future

Boyz 2 Men

"Not SEC Ready" sounds good

 

2 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

I vote for a big "Shhh" emoji 

Or this

#30

"That'll Be 9.95" is probably the most commonly called back joke around here, so it could be fitting.  Also a nod to the fact that we pass around the info from the payboards willy nilly.

#32

I'm perfectly happy to make stupid aggy jokes, as evidenced by my post above. But how about we not name our board after something related to those dunderheads? 

#35
Just now, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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Fuck the 9.95ers

Ketchum is a fat fuck

 

Ha. All for Ketchum is a Fat Fuck, or Ketchum Stole Money. I'd also support LotusHorn is Retarded

#47

I kind of like 'F250' if only to confuse the shit out of people coming here to discuss their truck-nutz.

 

If '9.95' was an option I'd vote for that.

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