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board name 235 members have voted

  1. 1. What should we name him?

    • "Not SEC Ready"
      61
    • Star Wars
      5
    • Killing Myself In Florida
      27
    • That'll be $9.95
      141

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#101
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because some people don't want the title of the board to revolve around those drooling, atavistic waterheads

I have a new favorite insult. Thank you.

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#112

If we absolutely can't keep "RC Didn't Offer", which was perfect, then I vote for "Shhhhh". Not sure how you would combine that with a reference to $9.95 without it being clumsy.

And if we can't do that, maybe "Following boys into bathrooms." I'm not sure how that would affect SEO though...

Edited by irishtexan

#119
24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Shhhh is Carrington specific. It will be gone when he leaves. 

9.95 is for life

We can change the name when he leaves.

#121
53 minutes ago, immamac said:

Ok, let's combine shhh an 9.95 somehow. That's pretty clearly going to be the best 

9.95 shhhhit

#123
41 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Shhhh is Carrington specific. It will be gone when he leaves. 

9.95 is for life

until it goes up to 14.95

#128

Carrington won't be here forever, 'shhh' will be kinda odd once he's gone.

$9.95-ers, on the other hand, are an eternal institution. The bedrock of our society, if you will.

#130

Sign or die!

Gangbang Girls 14

Graffenburg Girls Go Fishing

Kill the midget.

Jimbo Didn't Offer, Candi Did.

#138

It's gotta fit on nav menu bro....  do you even mobile?

 

I do like "sign or die"

Edited by Loco

#141

Inside jokes don’t have to be current. In a way they’re better when obsolete, as in RC didn’t offer. Bottom line, Shhhh is just fine.

Shhhh! It’s happening!

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