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board name 235 members have voted

  1. 1. What should we name him?

    • "Not SEC Ready"
      61
    • Star Wars
      5
    • Killing Myself In Florida
      27
    • That'll be $9.95
      141

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We are the University of by God Texas and thus highly educated. I think the board should have a literary title like

South Austin's Mom on a Hot Tin Roof
The Unbearable Lightness of Close to Jumping

A Portrait of Machinator as a Young Man

The Herman is a Lonely Hunter

Carrington's Complaint

For Surly the Bell Tolls

The Redshirt of Courage
Recruiting Dick
War and Recruting

Recruiting and Punishment

A Recruit with a View
The Recruit in the Rye

A Recruit Comes for the Archbishop

Finegan's Recruit

 

etc...

 

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Training Candi

yeah,  I'm thinklng...

Candi Did Offer 

yeah,  I'm thinklng...
Candi Did Offer 
Offer
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Offer
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Whatever it is, I’m on board with no references, implied or otherwise, with that sheep shop in a van down by the river in the fucking wasteland of Texas

The Bathroom Stall

“Go Back To The Fucking Football Board Asshole”

In my months of lurking here, I seem to read about someone fucking South Austin’s mom every day on the recruiting board


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Stop reading about it and get in line
6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have a new favorite insult. Thank you.

surprise-mud-sex_o_686443.gif

Does he die?

I didn't catch any mention of Polynesian ties.

Polynesian Ties - $9.95

12 hours ago, deech said:

There's always an uncle. 

underrated suggestion

16 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It's Piss

 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like "Shhhh" a lot.

I’ll go with things R Kelly has said for $200.

Errrrbody

 

12 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

bagmen and burner phones

Underrated

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