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Woman in vegetative state gives birth and no one at facility knows she's pregnant

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also, if they didn't know she was pregnant doesn't that mean she would have to be pretty fat?

4 minutes ago, huge said:

also, if they didn't know she was pregnant doesn't that mean she would have to be pretty fat?

chubby chasing is easier if they can’t get away. 

and if that is the case, why are they feeding her so much through the tube???

9 minutes ago, huge said:

and if that is the case, why are they feeding her so much through the tube???

Valid question.

The ex's sister had a daughter who was severely, um, developmentally challenged? (not sure what the PC term is now). Anyway, when the girl reached an age where she could get preggers ol' SIL had the kiddo fixed just because shit like this happens.

JFC.

45 minutes ago, huge said:

and if that is the case, why are they feeding her so much through the tube???

Vic runs the feeding tube?

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Warrant served for the DNA of all the male employees.  This should be open and shut fairly quickly.

Unless it was a family member.

19 hours ago, Kyle said:

Special place in hell for the guy that did that ...

Let’s not go assuming it’s a guy until all the facts are out, ok?

22 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Unless it was a family member.

Crossed my mind, as well.

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s not go assuming it’s a guy until all the facts are out, ok?

you joke, but today it can be a woman.

7 minutes ago, po elvis said:

you joke, but today it can be a woman.

Where was Cris Cyborg 9 months ago?

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s not go assuming it’s a guy until all the facts are out, ok?

so now we are looking for a chick with a turkey baster?

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It’s another Christmas miracle!

Kid will be posting here as "The Redeemer".

and if that is the case, why are they feeding her so much through the tube???
Someone is slipping her Slim Jims on the DL...
1 hour ago, po elvis said:

you joke, but today it can be a woman.

The baby was a boy. 

38 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Kid will be posting here as "The Redeemer".

That'll be a couple of lawsuits and site changes down the road when the name will be "Slightly Agitated Horns"

Seriously though whoever did it should have put the vegetable woman in a hot tub first and he could have avoided this

48 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Seriously though whoever did it should have put the vegetable woman in a hot tub first and he could have avoided this

You got a stew going!

2 hours ago, davidg said:

so now we are looking for a chick with a turkey baster?

not exactly.  

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You got a stew going!

What, would that vegetable stew be vegan?  So confused.  It's like the 'vegetarian-fed beef' designation on P-Terry's burgers.

5 hours ago, huge said:

also, if they didn't know she was pregnant doesn't that mean she would have to be pretty fat?

Not really, petite thin women can get pregnant and not show hardly at all right up until the time they give birth.  My daughter's egg donor was a very thin petite woman,  She was in jail when she went into labor with my daughter and nobody there knew she was pregnant.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You got a stew going!

First, you make a roux....

55 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Not really, petite thin women can get pregnant and not show hardly at all right up until the time they give birth.  My daughter's egg donor was a very thin petite woman,  She was in jail when she went into labor with my daughter and nobody there knew she was pregnant.

Holy shit.  Ain’t no personal stories like NMAS personal stories.  Alternatively, username always checks out.

58 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Not really, petite thin women can get pregnant and not show hardly at all right up until the time they give birth.  My daughter's egg donor was a very thin petite woman,  She was in jail when she went into labor with my daughter and nobody there knew she was pregnant.

wait......

wat senior citizen

Well obviously, after my daughter was born in jail CPS came and got her. They took her to her live with her Aunt until her live in boyfriend was busted for dealing two weeks later. That’s when my ex and I started fostering her. We adopted her when she was two.

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You got a stew going!

 I made it all the way until here before I sealed my fate in hell with the rest of you. Hope I don’t die in a sweater. 

 

 

 

Not really, petite thin women can get pregnant and not show hardly at all right up until the time they give birth. 

 

Ok then, someone should have noticed that her Aunt Flo stopped coming to visit her.

 

What I am sayin' is that there may have been some neglect involved in the incident.

4 minutes ago, woohorn said:

 

 

 

 

 

Ok then, someone should have noticed that her Aunt Flo stopped coming to visit her.

 

What I am sayin' is that there may have been some neglect involved in the incident.

That's a good point.  

Well obviously, after my daughter was born in jail CPS came and got her. They took her to her live with her Aunt until her live in boyfriend was busted for dealing two weeks later. That’s when my ex and I started fostering her. We adopted her when she was two.
So CPS let a stripper adopt a kid? We're gonna need a flow chart or something.

Stories like this make me glad I'm nearing 50 and that I'll probably be leaving this shit hole world in 2 or 3 decades. Also, shame on this woman's family for keeping her alive in this condition for so long.

2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Stories like this make me glad I'm nearing 50 and that I'll probably be leaving this shit hole world in 2 or 3 decades. Also, shame on this woman's family for keeping her alive in this condition for so long.

The skill set and finances needed to care for a 35 year old vegetable may not be as common as you think.

9 hours ago, woohorn said:

 

 

 

 

 

Ok then, someone should have noticed that her Aunt Flo stopped coming to visit her.

 

What I am sayin' is that there may have been some neglect involved in the incident.

Believe it or not, Aunt Flo is actually a poor indicator in some cases/women.

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well obviously, after my daughter was born in jail CPS came and got her. They took her to her live with her Aunt until her live in boyfriend was busted for dealing two weeks later. That’s when my ex and I started fostering her. We adopted her when she was two.

Damned good man (for a Surlian), give this man his reps.

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Not really, petite thin women can get pregnant and not show hardly at all right up until the time they give birth.  My daughter's egg donor was a very thin petite woman,  She was in jail when she went into labor with my daughter and nobody there knew she was pregnant.

We had a girl in high school get pregnant and nobody knew (she knew of course).  She was tall (like 5'9") and thin. She looked like she was just gaining a little weight, and honestly looked better 9 months pregnant. We were doing a leadership class activity with another school and she was sitting on a girl's lap and her water broke. They called her parents from the hospital and said "your daughter is here giving birth" and that's how her parents found our their 16 year old All-A Honor Student was preggo.

18 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

We had a girl in high school get pregnant and nobody knew (she knew of course).  She was tall (like 5'9") and thin. She looked like she was just gaining a little weight, and honestly looked better 9 months pregnant. We were doing a leadership class activity with another school and she was sitting on a girl's lap and her water broke. They called her parents from the hospital and said "your daughter is here giving birth" and that's how her parents found our their 16 year old All-A Honor Student was preggo.

Teenage boys didn't notice that her A's went to C's?

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well obviously, after my daughter was born in jail CPS came and got her. They took her to her live with her Aunt until her live in boyfriend was busted for dealing two weeks later. That’s when my ex and I started fostering her. We adopted her when she was two.

 

Kid was born just under the Tax deadline...  pro move. 

We had a girl in high school get pregnant and nobody knew (she knew of course).  She was tall (like 5'9") and thin. She looked like she was just gaining a little weight, and honestly looked better 9 months pregnant. We were doing a leadership class activity with another school and she was sitting on a girl's lap and her water broke. They called her parents from the hospital and said "your daughter is here giving birth" and that's how her parents found our their 16 year old All-A Honor Student was preggo.


And that baby was Albert Einstein.
8 hours ago, El Diablo said:

The skill set and finances needed to care for a 35 year old vegetable may not be as common as you think.

Wait, she was engaged?

13 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Also, shame on this woman's family for keeping her alive in this condition for so long.

No shit, what sadistic fucking assholes. Here honey we're going to ensure that your mind is imprisoned in this shell that cannot move so you'll be in the worst mental prison torture imaginable for over a decade. Love you!

On 1/9/2019 at 10:13 AM, El Diablo said:

The ex's sister had a daughter who was severely, um, developmentally challenged? (not sure what the PC term is now). Anyway, when the girl reached an age where she could get preggers ol' SIL had the kiddo fixed just because shit like this happens.

JFC.

you were so close

We gonna just gloss over the Had/Was?  I mean, she doesn’t have the kid anymore or that the kid isn’t still challenged?  

13 hours ago, El Diablo said:

The skill set and finances needed to care for a 35 year old vegetable may not be as common as you think.

John Dromgoole seems to be getting by fine. 

On 1/8/2019 at 7:30 PM, Buzzrock said:

Is her name Arizona? Like Nathan Arizona?

Tathan 

Goddamned ten years. My wife knows to give me a month or so for a miracle then if the doctors agree I’m done just pull the fucking plug. I should probably write that down. My moms uber catholic and I could see her trying to go terry schaivo on me.

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