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So the bulletproof window broke during the press reveal, eh?

I'm still looking forward to Elon's upcoming security system: MechaTeslazilla

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  • I think Elon's true genius (besides being born into a family who owns a Zambian emerald mine) lies in endlessly sucking up billions of our tax dollars so he can build toys for upper-middle class urban

  • I mean, what the hell was wrong with this concept??   "Nope, design me a pentagon with wheels."

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I want to see someone modulating throttle while doing some rock crawling to keep the torque high and HP low in the the sweet spot of the powerband for off roading.

Oh wait.

The ramp is cool. The looks are silly. People will buy it because Tesla.

Yep, fanbois gonna fanboi.

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So the bulletproof window broke during the press reveal, eh?

 

 

 

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

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Now that I look at the interior it is the opposite of the Homer mobile!

Not one damn cup holder, that makes it a hard pass - I'm going to have to request to get my deposit back

Elon watched a few too many Star Trek space shuttle episodes before designing that interior.

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I mean, what the hell was wrong with this concept??

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"Nope, design me a pentagon with wheels."

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

But in fairness that fella really cranked off a heater at that window with a full wind up. 

The uncomfortable laughter as everyone tries to soften the impact of Elon's ego hitting the floor is priceless.

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Engage.

If it comes with a replicator and Counselor Troi, I'm in.

I want to see Elon disable a planet eater before I put down my extortion money to get a place in line...

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Do we not want breakable glass that could allow for quick cabin access in the event that a crash mangles the body and leaves the doors nonfunctional?

I think Elon's true genius (besides being born into a family who owns a Zambian emerald mine) lies in endlessly sucking up billions of our tax dollars so he can build toys for upper-middle class urban liberals.  
 

No kidding.

That “truck” is ugly as shit too. I guess if you wanna brag to your friends about having one, ok.
38 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

I mean, what the hell was wrong with this concept??

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"Nope, design me a pentagon with wheels."

If he had rolled this out the truck world would be going nuts right now.  That's fucking dope.

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do we not want breakable glass that could allow for quick cabin access in the event that a crash mangles the body and leaves the doors nonfunctional?

Nope, they'd rather you burn up in a 2000 degree chemical fire 

This thing looks like a 1988 Glastron boat turned upside down and put on wheels  

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:
 

Elon throws a ball exactly how i imagined he would.

That wasn't Elon, that was his faithful man-servant.

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8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Shares fell as much as 4.1% in early trading on Friday.

*Elon fanboy* all part of the master plan baby

Some are already spinning the window debacle as "Planned".

"Just look at all the free publicity it's generating by going viral!"

I shit you not.

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

I want to see Elon disable a planet eater before I put down my extortion money to get a place in line...

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Can someone with skills photoshop robotruck in this please

15 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Some are already spinning the window debacle as "Planned".

"Just look at all the free publicity it's generating by going viral!"

I shit you not.

It's a cult.  A very nerdy, lame ass cult without the decency to even offer you any free kool-aid.  

That interior is actually perfect for road head. You guys just need to see the bigger picture.

Well, when I think of "sucking" I do see where that, ahem, truck comes to mind, so I see your point Eastwood.

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd settle for 5 minutes with Seven of Nine. I want to be assimilated.

 

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I'd rather live long and prosper.

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24 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Better upgrade those shocks. 

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That is the adjustable air suspension.

1 hour ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Better upgrade those shocks. 

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They have airshocks and ride height adjustment...  I'm guessing when you want to deploy the ramp it lowers the rear and raises the front.

7 minutes ago, LoneStarBiker said:

yeah, the concept is way cooler than the crap box they brought out today

I'd have plunked down the deposit for the concept, no question.  I'm planning on buying a Tesla in a few years if they get their paint straightened out.  At this point it's looking like a 3 or Y.

Maybe they just needed to figure how to sell a car without paint and this is the best thing they came up with?  

Apparently theres no chassis under the body work - it's all just folded steel. The triangles contribute to rigidity and strength of the overall chassis, and it reduces weight and (allegedly) manufacturing costs and complexity. Then again, they are trying to sell cars lol. But does sound plausible

9 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'd have plunked down the deposit for the concept, no question.  I'm planning on buying a Tesla in a few years if they get their paint straightened out.  At this point it's looking like a 3 or Y.

Paint seems to be a minimal issue for most people and if you're super concerned you could get the aftermarket coating.  The 3 is the best car I have ever owned.  I've driven the S as well, but the 3 is way better, IMO.

Its like an updated/opposite Hummer for people to drive.

Paint seems to be a minimal issue for most people and if you're super concerned you could get the aftermarket coating.  The 3 is the best car I have ever owned.  I've driven the S as well, but the 3 is way better, IMO.


I love my S and will get a newer S or an X for my next car. But that truck is shit.
5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

If he had rolled this out the truck world would be going nuts right now.  That's fucking dope.

It is. Instead he went full retard

I mean is it any worse looking than those Scions or Cruisers or Fiats out there? 

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2 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Better upgrade those shocks. 

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8 hours ago, smuggs said:

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is that some sort of carrara marble dashboard with 90 degree edges?

i generally advise people to avoid automobile accidents but holy shit.

21 minutes ago, sidis said:

is that some sort of carrara marble dashboard with 90 degree edges?

i generally advise people to avoid automobile accidents but holy shit.

crumple zone? they dont need to stinkin crumple zones

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I'd rather live long and prosper.

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Mirror Universe was better....

 

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It's like a DeLorean fucked a Pontiac Aztek.

9 hours ago, Cajun said:

 

Tesla’s version of the Tom Herman sledgehammer incident.

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