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attention gold diggers, worlds richest man getting divorced- Jeff Bezos

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LOL this picture says it all (from the article):
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To a different planet

she left when he insisted she paint her body green and call herself Gamora 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

Thread title is 180° inaccurate

Attention surly, about-to-be worlds richest woman looking for a rebound  - soon to be ex Mrs. Bezos

 

 

Just now, FartingMonk said:

She was with him before he made his money though.  

And her attorney will also point out that more importantly she was with him as he made his money and was one of his 1st employees (early accountant / CFO)

Mother fucker probably put Alexa in a sex robot and decided he didn’t need a wife. 

Quote

"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again"

Okay Jeff. Wink twice if she has a gun to your back, wink once if it's a knife.

he looks like he's having a stroke

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.

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would not

she has $40B dollars.....you might want to rethink that

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

would not

 

1 hour ago, gecko said:

she has $40B dollars.....you might want to rethink that

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She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.
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Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

All that money and yellow teeth?

 

(cue up picture of Mack)

Edited by Kel Varnsen

 

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:

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15 years ago:

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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

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3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Dude lookin' like Keyser Soze.

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And just like that, $40,000,000,000 was gone...

 

damn, billions took them both from 2 to 6 or 7 depending on how drunk a person is.  

i'd lick her asshole every night for some of the $50-65 BILLION that she's going to get.

Edited by crash_davis

4 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Dude lookin' like Keyser Soze.

More like:

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Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:
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15 years ago:
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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:
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Holy shit no joke. So they were both in the 2/10 range when they met. Makes sense. That’s a major transformation for her


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31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'd lick her asshole every night for some of the $50-65 BILLION that she's going to get.

I'm trying to come up with anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.  If there is something, it's a fucking short list.

2 hours ago, HoustonFrog said:

 


Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:
1320743316_select_image_70_image_0_N.jpg
15 years ago:
300_picture-2.jpg
 
FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:
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She got a rack....that’s for sure.


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3 hours ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

She should get a refund for her face.

Someone give her, or him, my card. They got that spaceport out in West Texas. We’ll make jurisdiction in Texas stick. 

Apparently Bezos got caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I hope it was worth it. Most expensive pussy we’ve ever seen round these parts.

18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Apparently Bezos got caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I hope it was worth it. Most expensive pussy we’ve ever seen round these parts.

Top story on Drudge.  Lauren Sanchez, who is some ex wife of a Hollywood agent.

Story is from the National Enquirer, which is owned by a friend of Donald Trump.  Motherfucking long game right there.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Thread title is 180° inaccurate

Attention surly, about-to-be worlds richest woman looking for a rebound  - soon to be ex Mrs. Bezos

 

 

For those of your who are too afraid to go after rich women, you're too fucking stupid to have that money in the first place.

3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm trying to come up with anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.  If there is something, it's a fucking short list.

I’d do him.  

"Lauren Sanchez, a former TV anchor for Fox’s “Good Day LA” and the wife of Hollywood talent mogul Patrick Whitesell...
Sanchez and Whitesell wed in 2005 and have two young children. She also has a teenage son from her first marriage, to former NFL star Tony Gonzalez. Sanchez and White­sell have not yet formally filed for divorce."

3 kids and still smoke (at least she was 3 years ago)

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She's 49.  Looks like we have another candidate for the "Women Over 40 Who Still Have It" thread.

Cross eyed and big boobs.  What's not to like.

16 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

15 years ago:

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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

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What's really amazing is how much Matt Damon has changed. Holy fuck.  Bravo to his surgeon.

Edited by CooterBrown

New chick is smoke, but if you are going to go through the hassle of trading in, I'm going for a 20 year younger model.  

Gotta give Mrs. Bezos credit: she didn’t kill her husband in another country and make it look like a treadmill accident.  

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