January 10, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, HoustonFrog said: Did they get married before he was wealthy? Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago). Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk apparently she liked his laugh. dont get it myself.
January 10, 20196 yr You guys are slipping if it took until page 2. New pair every night if I'm Jeff.
January 10, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Gotta give Mrs. Bezos credit: she didn’t kill her husband in another country and make it look like a treadmill accident. Who did that, too lazy to look it up? Ellison?
January 10, 20196 yr Sheryl-"On May 1, 2015, Dave Goldberg died unexpectedly, and his death was originally reported as resulting from sustaining a head trauma falling from a treadmill, while the couple was vacationing in Mexico.[66][67] Sandberg has subsequently said that her husband's cause of death was due to an arrhythmia, and not due to falling from a treadmill.[68]"Yeah, riggggghhhhht.
January 10, 20196 yr New chick is hotter than old chick. New chick is not "fifty billion dollars" hot.
January 10, 20196 yr 12 minutes ago, irishtexan said: New chick is hotter than old chick. New chick is not "fifty billion dollars" hot. aint no woman $50B hot. a compelling argument can be made that aint no one or anything worth $50B.
January 10, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Anastasis said: New chick is smoke, but if you are going to go through the hassle of trading in, I'm going for a 20 year younger model. Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.
January 10, 20196 yr New chick is smoke, but if you are going to go through the hassle of trading in, I'm going for a 20 year younger model. Why ever get married again. If my marriage ends up failing, it’s never happening again. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
January 10, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.
January 10, 20196 yr Also, if he still has $25B after this does it really matter? Half of all the fucking money in the world is still all the fucking money in the world.
January 10, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day. A hot 40 year old is a younger model
January 10, 20196 yr Yes. It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though. This is roughly 1998: 15 years ago: FF to the 2017 Golden Globes: Damn
January 10, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Gotta give Mrs. Bezos credit: she didn’t kill her husband in another country and make it look like a treadmill accident. That alibi would never get off the ground.
January 10, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day. instead of a 40 year old, what about a twenty-five, and a fift-----i mean eighteen year old?
January 10, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, 52-80 said: instead of a 40 year old, what about a twenty-five, and a fift-----i mean eighteen year old? R. Kelly's cover is blown, y'all.
January 10, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day. But if you are patient, a hot 25 year old will turn into a hot 40 year old in 15 years. A hot 40 year old will turn into a wrinkly 55 year old in 15 years. But I guess with his money you can trade them in and out daily.
January 10, 20196 yr 28 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: But if you are patient, a hot 25 year old will turn into a hot 40 year old in 15 years. A hot 40 year old will turn into a wrinkly 55 year old in 15 years. But I guess with his money you can trade them in and out daily. That's what I like about hot 40 year olds. I keep getting older but they stay the same age.
January 10, 20196 yr If you're 45 and they're 25, they're going to want kids. No thanks. Hot 40 year olds just want to bang.
January 11, 20196 yr I'm surprised at the number of guys in their 40's and 50's who get remarried to younger women and then have kids.
January 11, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: If you're 45 and they're 25, they're going to want kids. No thanks. Hot 40 year olds just want to bang. I'll take the middle ground, mid 30's and desperate.
January 11, 20196 yr On 1/9/2019 at 9:00 AM, Liquor and Poker said: Worth digging this out because it's just so good Raybans and an "Amazon Basics" puffy vest makes you a billionaire tough guy? Fuck that.
January 11, 20196 yr If I’m worth $140B, and I am giving up 1/2 of said $140B for some upgraded snatch, I sure as hell am gonna do better than this new ho he has hooked up with. Her face leaves a lot to be desired. And I’d go younger. Don’t get me wrong though.
January 11, 20196 yr On 1/9/2019 at 11:00 AM, Liquor and Poker said: Worth digging this out because it's just so good Reminds me of the two Howard Silks from Counterpart.
January 11, 20196 yr On 1/10/2019 at 10:46 AM, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.
January 11, 20196 yr Please. Louis would whip his dick out in front of either. Edited January 11, 20196 yr by Txzen
January 11, 20196 yr I'm surprised at the number of guys in their 40's and 50's who get remarried to younger women and then have kids. That’s the New York way
January 12, 20196 yr On 1/11/2019 at 6:47 AM, cabowabo said: If I’m worth $140B, and I am giving up 1/2 of said $140B for some upgraded snatch, I sure as hell am gonna do better than this new ho he has hooked up with. Her face leaves a lot to be desired. And I’d go younger. Don’t get me wrong though. Yeah but he isn't paying $70b to get any new snatch, it's to get rid of the old one. The remaining $70b is what gets the new one(s). Bezos about to enter his Wilt Chamberlain phase. Besides, no way his soon-to-be-ex gets half of everything. Most of that $140b is on paper, in the form of Amazon ownership. I doubt she gives a fuck about owning 8% of Amazon or whatever. I bet she walks away with ginormous yearly allowance in cash.
January 13, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, tokamak said: Yeah but he isn't paying $70b to get any new snatch, it's to get rid of the old one. The remaining $70b is what gets the new one(s). Bezos about to enter his Wilt Chamberlain phase. Besides, no way his soon-to-be-ex gets half of everything. Most of that $140b is on paper, in the form of Amazon ownership. I doubt she gives a fuck about owning 8% of Amazon or whatever. I bet she walks away with ginormous yearly allowance in cash. Do you even divorce, bro?
January 13, 20196 yr You get a 40 year old spouse for companionship who, by contract, allows you to bang a never ending stream of 25 year olds. Best of both worlds.
January 13, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Eastwood said: Jeff Bezos is proof that there really is no cure for baldness. Yup. If Bezos money can't fix that noggin ain't no amount of money. Bald is bald.
January 13, 20196 yr He's a good example of how to deal with baldness, though. If you fight it, you look ridiculous. We can all thank Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis for originally making bald cool.
January 13, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said: We can all thank Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis for originally making bald cool. Excuse me?
January 14, 20196 yr Come on Bezos. Get your shit together man. Future Ex is setting up the board on you. https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-shared-wifes-pillow-talk-with-mistress-lauren-sanchez/ Quote In another blockbuster text message exchangeOpens a New Window. obtained by The National ENQUIRER, braggadocios billionaire BezosOpens a New Window. confided to his lover Lauren Sanchez, the wife of powerful Hollywood mogul Patrick Whitesell, in September: MacKenzie dreamt I redecorated the bedroom. I kept doing it and it got weirder and weirder and weirder. Until I was sewing stuffed turtles into the comforter. Wife said: “That’s not hard to interpret.” This chatter also raises serious questions about Bezos’s judgmentOpens a New Window.as the CEO of the most valuable company in the world. “He makes such big decisions at work and yet is like a teenager with his mistress. What could his board of directors be thinking now?” one industry observer noted. The full message — during which Bezos tells his lover she was “meant for him” — reads as follows: I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It’s bigger than it’s ever been and still swelling. Lauren, I’m in love with you. Deep. I know it sounds strange, but even little things like you suggesting I ask for extra training from Bell make my love for you expand and grow. Makes me think of when you told me to ask Bono for music permission. Your energy and ideas and competence and spirit turn me on. You make me better. You’re meant for me. I know it more clearly than I’ve ever known anything. As The Enquirer previously reported, Bezos sent a close-up of a “below-the-belt” selfie and several shirtless shots to the former TV anchor Sanchez months before the new couple said they started dating. On June 1, 2018, he sent a loving message that read: “You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.” The New York PostOpens a New Window. reported: Theoretically, MacKenzie Bezos could use her half of the 16 percent Amazon stake — which she appears to be entitled to under Washington state law — to wage a noisy shareholder battle against her soon-to-be ex-husband, as well as the company’s board. Among the potential beefs: Conflict-of-interest concerns raised by a National Enquirer report this week that Bezos hired Lin-Manuel Miranda to direct an Amazon Super Bowl commercial and insisted that his alleged mistress, former “Extra” anchor Lauren Sanchez, be on the production team. While the possibilities are endless, most experts think such calamities are unlikely. That’s despite the fact that the breakup comes amid shocking reports this week about Jeff Bezos’ reported affair with Sanchez, including allegations that he sent her a slew of steamy texts and pictures. Edited January 14, 20196 yr by Anastasis
January 14, 20196 yr 46 minutes ago, Anastasis said: Come on Bezos. Get your shit together man. Future Ex is setting up the board on you. https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-shared-wifes-pillow-talk-with-mistress-lauren-sanchez/ Have a little self respect man. Good god that's pathetic.
January 14, 20196 yr On 1/10/2019 at 10:46 AM, Aqua Buddha said: Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models. I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older. I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day. ah you'd take a hot 11 yr old over both and everyone knows it
January 14, 20196 yr Nice little fall from grace for the wealthiest human alive. Dude was poised to be worth hundreds of billions, maybe even close to a trillion one day. I’m sure his super attractive mistress is really turned on by his weirdness. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
January 14, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said: I’m sure his super attractive mistress is really turned on by his weirdness.
January 14, 20196 yr And my other question is why the world's richest man has no fucking opsec on his text messages.
January 14, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said: Nice little fall from grace for the wealthiest human alive. Dude was poised to be worth hundreds of billions, maybe even close to a trillion one day. I’m sure his super attractive mistress is really turned on by his weirdness. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk There's someone for everybody:
January 14, 20196 yr Man, y'all wanna know what I'd do for $50 billion? The correct answer is "no, we do NOT want to know what Brisket would do for $50 billion." Just offering my words of advice.
January 14, 20196 yr 52 minutes ago, longhornmatt said: Wow. After his wife takes him to the cleaners, Sanchez is going to use him up and wreck him. She probably can’t even believe he’s such a mark. Who gets a school boy crush on the gold digging mistress? The nerdy guy who may be rich but still longs for the high school cheerleader weather girl who would never give him the time of day.
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