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Just now, Lat22 said:

I can’t imagine what it must be like to lose your stud QB in the championship game

Wait....wut?

You just made me so sick I projectile vomited and killed a deer.

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2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I can’t imagine what it must be like to lose your stud QB in the championship game

Wait....wut?

Mack Brown feels your pain.  

Westlake’s had so many heartbreaks in the state title game I guess it just makes sense that they’re gifted an easy W in this one. Sucks for that Stowers kid though. He’s a junior, don’t know what else Guyer has coming back but maybe they’ll get another shot next year.

Hmm.  And I thought my freshman year of high school was tough.
The backup is a FR? That is nuts for a school that size.

Fuck, I think at this point in my freshman year I was attempting to dislodge  a wedgie and find my civics class

That’s a first down. Peter Griffin needs to overturn this. 

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Westlake’s had so many heartbreaks in the state title game I guess it just makes sense that they’re gifted an easy W in this one. Sucks for that Stowers kid though. He’s a junior, don’t know what else Guyer has coming back but maybe they’ll get another shot next year.

Freshman QB backup winning the state title game would be the story of the year.

How do you call that incomplete, when he was stretching out with the ball in his hand, after taking a few steps?

How do you call that incomplete, when he was stretching out with the ball in his hand, after taking a few steps?

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Freshman QB backup winning the state title game would be the story of the year.

So true, but it ain't happening.  

17 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I can’t imagine what it must be like to lose your stud QB in the championship game

Wait....wut?

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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That’s a first down. Peter Griffin needs to overturn this. 

 

Just now, Handcruser said:

Score?


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14-0 Chaps

Impressive, very impressive.

Maybe don't ask your center to shotgun snap and then pull?

There’s not much skill talent on the field right now, for either team.  The game is kind of a dud. 

Well compared to that last game that’s for sure.  This feels more like a high school game.  Except for the replay reviews and commercial breaks.

28 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

You just made me so sick I projectile vomited and killed a deer.

A doe?  A deer?  A female deer?  Ray.  The guy that fucked her ass. 

I don't guess I have laid eyes on Todd Dodge since about 1985.  Godalmighty.

How many D1 recruits are on these teams?

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There’s not much skill talent on the field right now, for either team.  The game is kind of a dud. 

 

the talent level is night and day compared to the previous game 

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't guess I have laid eyes on Todd Dodge since about 1985.  Godalmighty.

Me neither. Feeling pretty good about myself. 

37 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Hmm.  And I thought my freshman year of high school was tough.

Rob Schneider was just a normal freshman football player

 

Until one day....

starter snaps leg

 

He became The Starter

Who is this guy in the booth with Craig Way?  He seems to have only a casual acquaintance with the rules of football.

Just now, WBT said:

Who is this guy in the booth with Craig Way?  He seems to have only a casual acquaintance with the rules of football.

Must be a Big 12 official. 

Just now, WBT said:

Who is this guy in the booth with Craig Way?  He seems to have only a casual acquaintance with the rules of football.

He said earlier a field goal attempt from the 29 would be a 46 yarder. 


That Guyer LB with the pick looks like he is 25 years old.

Westlake is playing sloppy, Guyer is playing stupid (and with no QB). Not making for a great game. Chaps should be up by 4 or 5 TDs with better execution.

Gary Reasons.  Super Bowl ring, Texas kid, played for Bill Parcells with the Giants.  

The Cat in the Hat is an OK commentator.  Tepper is an ass clown and Renner is Renner.

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He said earlier a field goal attempt from the 29 would be a 46 yarder. 

7 yards from the line of scrimmage to place the ball plus 10 yards for length of the endzone would make it a 46 yarder. Gary Reasons will be happy to accept your apologies. 

Who’s the ex coach in the black hat ?

hes outdated 

You’d think Westlake would key on the one guy that can hurt them. 

This Guyer qb looks like a freshman trying to play against varsity.

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He said earlier a field goal attempt from the 29 would be a 46 yarder. 

Can you do math?

The other thing about a freshman QB is that the odds are real good that he's physically immature compared to the rest of the guys on the field.

Even if hes fairly grown, he hasn't had the benefit of S&C for 2-3 years.  This kid for Guyer looks to be on the small side, as in undeveloped.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The other thing about a freshman QB is that the odds are real good that he's physically immature compared to the rest of the guys on the field.

Even if hes fairly grown, he hasn't had the benefit of S&C for 2-3 years.  This kid for Guyer looks to be on the small side, as in undeveloped.

Kid looks like he has yet to sprout hair down south.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This Cobbs guy seems like he should have better offers than he does.

Kid is smart, has offers from Ivy League and the Academies. If he was my kid I would strongly suggest those over the run of the mill P5 or "P6" school.

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