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Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 



And his real name is "Tathan."  HAHAHAHAHA!  

This transfer portal stuff is going to unleash madness on NCAA football. 

It's a millenial's wet dream, though: you don't earn the starter's job, you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



 you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

that's what Fields is doing

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

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12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

Fields can transfer to Ohio State no matter what. He's just trying to not have to sit out a season. The thing is Fromm looked like hot garbage against us in the Sugar Bowl. If he's as good as he was coming out of HS, he should have a chance at beating out Fromm.

Not trying to derail the thread, but did I miss the pic of Anka’s tits, or was that just game night fun to stir the thread? No big deal, just never heard either way.

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

 

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can anyone submit to this magic portal? Does it require registration and password? Can it be hacked, ie, put Trevor Lawrence name there? 

22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



And his real name is "Tathan."  HAHAHAHAHA!  

This transfer portal stuff is going to unleash madness on NCAA football. 

It's a millenial's wet dream, though: you don't earn the starter's job, you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

and there is a "portal"....and you can do it from your smartphone 

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He's not Tathan the news of Field's incoming transfer very well it seems.

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

Knew a guy named Rustin.  I called him Justin......behind his back.

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

can anyone submit to this magic portal? Does it require registration and password? Can it be hacked, ie, put Trevor Lawrence name there? 

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

Hope Tathan took advantage of the Columbus tattoo parlors during his B1G layover. I hear they have special rates for Bucks players. 

21 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

He's not Tathan the news of Field's incoming transfer very well it seems.

His parents were Lou Holtz fans.

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25 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not trying to derail the thread, but did I miss the pic of Anka’s tits, or was that just game night fun to stir the thread? No big deal, just never heard either way.


Was NOT just game night fun.  She ate a hash brownie right before the game started, passed out about halfway through the third quarter, and it wouldn't have been right to take her top off and photograph her tits, even though she DID offer. Tuesday morning she was like "I was only joking."   I said, "You don't understand ... this is going to get me in trouble with my esteemed fellow posters."  She didn't have the decency to even act like she cared. Women.  However, there is still a chance, as I will see her again next week when I return. 

I wonder if Tathan can even reach the top of the portal. 

 

I will forever love Tathan for actually signing an autograph with "he's ass my dude". I hope he enjoys Miami.

I'm a little salty that we have to go through QB hell for 8 years while Ohio State randomly gets their starter for the next 3 years through a transfer. 

42 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

probably 3 day meltdown, server blows a gasket . Some Bama geeks should try it 

25 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Was NOT just game night fun.  She ate a hash brownie right before the game started, passed out about halfway through the third quarter, and it wouldn't have been right to take her top off and photograph her tits, even though she DID offer. Tuesday morning she was like "I was only joking."   I said, "You don't understand ... this is going to get me in trouble with my esteemed fellow posters."  She didn't have the decency to even act like she cared. Women.  However, there is still a chance, as I will see her again next week when I return. 

I wonder if Tathan can even reach the top of the portal. 

 

Lol! Very much along the lines of what I was considering may have happened. Too bad that offer wasn’t made late in the 4th quarter of a closer game, (even though I’m quite happy with the blowout). Thanks for the effort, would’ve added some icing to the game thread.

17 minutes ago, Monty86 said:

Soooo ... OUsux, or nah?

A bunch of his old high school buddies are hinting Miami on Twitter

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

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Is Starkel in the portal?  I kind of want tater tot to wait for him to transfer then go to the same school.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is Starkel in the portal?  I kind of want tater tot to wait for him to transfer then go to the same school.

Starkel motion is on the bench. The bench is just like the portal, but without the pride

Ohio State would have his back if he's just commit to punching more women.  

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Tater Tot's no Daisy..... no Daisy at all.  Talking all that shit, then is gonna cut and run.

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

10 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Tater Tot's no Daisy..... no Daisy at all.  Talking all that shit, then is gonna cut and run.

 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

Fark

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No can rede

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

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Assmartell? 

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

He was just too high strung.  

Why do I get the feeling that OU is going to be in on this?

6 minutes ago, fellside said:

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

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Got damn

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

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I would love it if he went to gomersville. Seeing him stand beside hamm would be awesome.

31 minutes ago, fellside said:

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

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29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Do. Not. Want.


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good news is surly doesn’t discriminate.  we have a couple on this board like you.  PM subliminal and Js.  I’m sure there are others.  

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

Fields is an upgrade over Martell and Martell wasn't recruited by the current OSU head coach. And Fields doesn't need permission to transfer to Ohio State, no idea what you're talking about there. He needs an eligibility waiver to play in 2019, otherwise he sits a year and then plays

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2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

shit you could put 85 Aggie names on there and they'd be loading a cannon on to a train to take to NCAA headquarters

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