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#251
If he ever wants to play professionally then the sooner he changes positions, the better. I've seen him play. He doesn't have a future at QB. 

He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.
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#252
On 4/15/2019 at 8:37 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Not that it matters but it was an open scrimmage. Their spring game is this Saturday, 4/20. 

Tate has no future at QB. He's too short and can't throw that well. He should change positions. 

To.... what... holder?

#253
27 minutes ago, Nivek said:


He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

Or just have fun being a division one football player in Miami. But yeah, he has no shot at playing at the next level. 

#254
26 minutes ago, Nivek said:


He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 

If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

#255

Tate Martell timeline:

2012: commits to Washington

2015: decommits from Washington

2015: commits to A&M 2016, says the other QBs at A&M are ass and that he can start as a freshman easily

2016: decommits from A&M 2016

2017 Commits to Ohio State

2018: tweets something about swinging and missing

2019: transfers to Miami

2019: loses QB battle


I'm starting to think that maybe he just isn't that good.

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#256
He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 
If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

Is there a dwarf league where he can play in the slot?
#257
2 hours ago, Nivek said:


No. He needed to go to a New Mexico school or some directional program or even drop down a division.

Needs to go to Arkansas.

#264

Ol' Tater. He's like the Allen Midget just without speed, agility, instincts, or the ability to throw a football. Has the shortness and dickish behavior down though. 

#265
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Never forget:

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12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

Yup.  Whatever award they give for the first 3 games, he got that.  

#266

He should just go ahead and set a record for entering the portal that will stand forever.

#267

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

#268
22 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

They're black?

#270
29 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

I can only think of one reason

Well.....two reasons

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#273
8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha of course he threw a tantrum about it

 

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

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#276
54 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

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Haha looks like his teammates don't give a shit if he stays either if they're gonna put his shit on blast like that.  

That dude is the long snapper though, probably no one gives a shit about him either 

#281
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oh tathan. Maybe your sisters porn career will support you 

what are you saying he will fail at gay porn too just like has at football so far?

#284

He’s like Johnny Manziel, except he started sucking one level earlier.

Edited by 'stache

#287

Lets see what his dad has to say.

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He's gonna be real pissed when he transfers again and he's brasilera says vito mano cu filha da puta!

Edited by mulletpelini
that's real bad in portugese

#289
39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m guessing she will be bailing soon now that the earning potential has evaporated

I’m sure that she’s already gone, but from that first time until today is what I’m jealous of. 

She is in her absolute prime and he got up to 6 months of that. 

#291
On 3/21/2019 at 5:03 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

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Edited by mulletpelini
kid should go full retard circle and xfer back the atm

#295

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

#297
1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.

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