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  • So his first commitment was in 2012 to Washington when he was in the 8th grade or so? What kind of an idiot made that offer?  Oh, shit.

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Coach Prime would like to have a word with you son. 

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Doesn't being a grad transfer mean he actually graduated?  That surprises the fuck out of me.

Tater: Doesn't matter. Having sex with this....

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What, 7 or 8 years in "college"? Maybe he should've chased becoming a doctor. He would've almost been one by now.

5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, I just want to lick his girlfriend's butthole 

I thought the smoke show was his sister. 

56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I thought the smoke show was his sister. 

Nah. The girlfriend is a solid 9/10, sister is an 8 tops. 

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Tater: Doesn't matter. Having sex with this....

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Jesus lord. Tater does not deserve that. Fuck life is unfair. 

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Doesn't being a grad transfer mean he actually graduated?  That surprises the fuck out of me.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I thought the smoke show was his sister. 

Nah. His sister wasn’t bad tho.  But in comparison, nah. 

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sister, girlfriend, what's the difference?

He didn't go Bama man. 

That transfer video was lit! Did you see how it was shot in black and white? That means he’s a really good quarterback that will never quit.

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^^^^^Holy crap!!!!

If he first enrolled 2017..... 18,19.....2020 is a freebie...... Am I right that he still has 3 years of eligibility left?!! If so, wow.
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I hate high waisted shit like that. I wanna see the outfit that gay her the tan lines.
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Doesn't being a grad transfer mean he actually graduated?  That surprises the fuck out of me.

He wasn’t doing anything else.

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Fucked up

7 hours ago, Teryor said:

Maybe hate is strong, but certainly rooting for him to fail because of him being a dumbass which...fair

I’ve never heard any Buckeye fans rooting for him to fail. Not even online let alone in real life. I am on record with Buckeye fans both IRL and online dating back to his first playing time in Columbus that Martell would never win the starting QB job at tOSU and if he ever finished his college career as a Buckeye then it would be at another position, probably WR. He tried making that switch at Miami but I guess it didn’t work out. He should focus on getting his degree and planning for a life outside of football.

Why would any Buckeye fan wish him failure? Justin Fields transferred to tOSU and had some significant success in the last couple of years. No one had time to care about what happened to Tate beyond casually watching the circus. If he transferred to any MAC school in Ohio and had some success as a QB, I’d root for him. I just don’t think he’s capable. 

21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I hate high waisted shit like that. I wanna see the outfit that gay her the tan lines.

Freudian slip?

36 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I hate high waisted shit like that. I wanna see the outfit that gay her the tan lines.

I want her to get rid of the tan lines

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So his first commitment was in 2012 to Washington when he was in the 8th grade or so? What kind of an idiot made that offer?  Oh, shit.

7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, I just want to lick his girlfriend's butthole 

I too would like to enter her transfer portal.

8 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I too would like to enter her transfer portal.

I'm ok being Eskimo brothers with a fellow surl. And you know that butthole is tighter than an Alabama family tree

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How has she not figured out he’s not going pro in football? He must be rich. No other explanation why she hasn’t latched on to someone who has potential to actually be successful.

EveryHead Coach watching that hype vid:

“He seems unstable. Pass.”

5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

How has she not figured out he’s not going pro in football? He must be rich. No other explanation why she hasn’t latched on to someone who has potential to actually be successful.

His family is pretty well off, I believe. I saw an episode with him on QB1 and his parents house was nice 

His family is pretty well off, I believe. I saw an episode with him on QB1 and his parents house was nice 
Meh, kinda cookie cutter in Vegas with a lot line of 10 feet. But yea, they were above average since they moved there for him to go to BG
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:
11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
His family is pretty well off, I believe. I saw an episode with him on QB1 and his parents house was nice 

Meh, kinda cookie cutter in Vegas with a lot line of 10 feet. But yea, they were above average since they moved there for him to go to BG

Yeah, there you go. Cookie cutter house that was well above a normal house, but I wouldn't call them wealthy or anything. I'd say they're probably "rich", but nothing outrageous. 

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

His family is pretty well off, I believe. I saw an episode with him on QB1 and his parents house was nice 

The impression I got was of a middle class family leveraged to the hilt to give the appearance of living the good life.  Just a hunch on my part, given how douchy dad was (talk about apple not falling far).

15 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

The impression I got was of a middle class family leveraged to the hilt to give the appearance of living the good life.  Just a hunch on my part, given how douchy dad was (talk about apple not falling far).

Honestly, you're probably right, and especially about the dad. Jesus. The mom didn't really bother me, but Tater and his dad were unbearable to watch. Actually, that entire show was, which is why I never finished it. 

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

So his first commitment was in 2012 to Washington when he was in the 8th grade or so? What kind of an idiot made that offer?  Oh, shit.

So Tate originally committed to Sark at Washington, then to Sumlin at A&M. There's a pattern there 😬

25 minutes ago, satyanash said:

So Tate originally committed to Sark at Washington, then to Sumlin at A&M. There's a pattern there 😬

 

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18 hours ago, Teryor said:

Maybe hate is strong, but certainly rooting for him to fail because of him being a dumbass which...fair

Wrong

I guess it's too late for him now, but I think he could have been a Manziel knockoff if he'd swallowed his pride back in 2019 and transferred to a G5 program. He needed to go someplace where he'd be the unquestioned best QB and allowed to play without any real discipline. 

Where is Sumlin coaching in 2021? Go there, Tater.

the irony is that dude he called ass my dude has had more snaps in college football games than he has. 

36 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the irony is that dude he called ass my dude has had more snaps in college football games than he has. 

Just think: guys like Heard and swooped started multiple games for us and this guy can't even get in the field at 2 different schools.  

35 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Just think: guys like Heard and swooped started multiple games for us and this guy can't even get in the field at 2 different schools.  

These top players, or whoever is in their ear, do a terrible job of looking at depth charts.  These guys want to win but they also want to play, as playing time leads to exposure.  

If I was a high school QB, I'd be looking at rosters and being like "ok, this team has Swoopes and Heard as their 2 deep QB, I should go play there because I am better than them and will probably start at least 3 years" 

22 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

22 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

at some point don't you actually have to play at the QB position to be a QB?

Damn with all the transferring b.s. it seems like that kid has been in college for about elleventy years.

The best thing on his resume will be that he was the perfect villain for the first season of QB1.  66% of all the QB's featured in that show have transferred at least once, only Fromm, Rattler and Hartman have/had stayed with original signed team.

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