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I think two.  RS then one year at OSU and one at Miami. Opted out of '20.
 

Two? That’s crazy. He’s like taysom Hillish.
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I don’t wish failure on anybody. At all. But after qb1 I do smirk a bit. If he would have waited his turn….

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Tate Martell

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He’s seen a lot of hGH

4 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

Do with this what you will.

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Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. 
Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. 
 

“Ass my dude” for the win. 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. 
Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. 
 

“Ass my dude” for the win. 

Yeah I was really looking forward to the Ass My Dude Bowl when UNLV and San Jose meet up this year. I thought for sure even Tathan could be the backup for a team that hasn't won a game in 2 years and at least get into a gimmicked play or 3.  Alas that bar appears to be too high.

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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Tate Martell

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Top: "Last seen: March 30th 2001 Aged 15"

Bottom: "Age progression photo. How Tathan may appear current day, Aged 35"

Wait this dude is still a junior????  
 

lots of people go to college for 8 years tommy. They’re called Drs 

He looks like a guy that will eventually be working buffet security at Circus Circus.

 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

He looks like a guy that will eventually be working buffet security at Circus Circus.

 

I don't know. If he keeps living that hard life and aging at that rate he'll be relegated to downtown for sure. 

I really feel like Johnny Football and Tathan need to sell insurance together since Tathan is JFF only he flamed out even earlier. 

He needs a Dear JFF rap.

 

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

Moooooooooooooooore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You'll have to ask this guy.

14 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

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11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This dude gonna be in college until 2030 until he finds the "right fit". 

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15 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Tathan could too with as long as he has been enrolled in school......could.

Tater looks like he's aged 20 years since he started college.

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Wait this dude is still a junior????  
 

lots of people go to college for 8 years tommy. They’re called Drs 

or Jordan Shipley

On 9/9/2021 at 12:35 AM, Lhorn said:

Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. 
Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. 
 

“Ass my dude” for the win. 

Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.

17 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.

'bout tree-fiddy

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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Tater tot sighting in ISU-UNLV game

Just saw the box score 2/6 for 21 yards #domination

I hope he gets to play against SJSU this season. Surely the CFB gods can give us that giff.

There is something wrong with anyone who ever agrees to play for aggy - even if they're just kids - but I do have to say I have a lot of respect for Starkel getting run out of town and put down by Tathan and yet Starkel still seems to have his shit together and is doing well at SJSU and Tathan is.... a vagabond caveman on the Uncle Rico track, as pointed out here. 

FWIW, Starkel beat Hawaii last night and was 23/50 for 235 and two TD's and a pick. Not world beating, but better than anything Tathan is up to right now. 

Ass My Dude, indeed. 

38 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Just saw the box score 2/6 for 21 yards #domination

I hope he gets to play against SJSU this season. Surely the CFB gods can give us that giff.

October 21 10:00 pm Central on CBSSN. Might have to tune in to see if Tate plays. That is if he hasn't transferred to another school by then.

Mildly surprised the reason this thread was bumped isnt because he entered the portal again.

Got to be difficult for the guy to be honest.  He had people kissing his ass, his parents were nuts and he was part of a Netflix show, his entire identity was wrapped around being a QB and his family fed into that.   Instead of supporting him as a scout team QB and get a good education and use that network to build a decent life, he felt the pressure to transfer over and over and deny the reality that he is not and will never be a Power 5 QB and has zero shot in the NFL or even the CFL.   Next year he will be competing with guys who were in middle school when he entered college.  

 

On 9/19/2021 at 11:12 AM, Nivek said:

Got to be difficult for the guy to be honest.  He had people kissing his ass, his parents were nuts and he was part of a Netflix show, his entire identity was wrapped around being a QB and his family fed into that.   Instead of supporting him as a scout team QB and get a good education and use that network to build a decent life, he felt the pressure to transfer over and over and deny the reality that he is not and will never be a Power 5 QB and has zero shot in the NFL or even the CFL.   Next year he will be competing with guys who were in middle school when he entered college. 

I agree with you on the family aspect but similarly the dude did himself no favors in particular around the whole "ass my dude" thing but the real big faceplant was the series of tweets he made at the end of his time there when Justin Fields announced he was transferring to Ohio State.  It's been a rapid falling off the cliff from that point.

Tate is so hard up for $$$ he is taking NIL money from the fathers of Bishop Gorman QBs (and middle school feeders) to boost their recruiting profiles for a better shot at getting into SHSU.

Only a matter of time before you see him in Vegas doing promo deals with JaRule in the Mirage. 

26 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Only a matter of time before you see him in Vegas doing promo deals with JaRule in the Mirage. 

Probably the most shocking thing about that clip was how accurate Ja Rule was lol

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I agree with you on the family aspect but similarly the dude did himself no favors in particular around the whole "ass my dude" thing but the real big faceplant was the series of tweets he made at the end of his time there when Justin Fields announced he was transferring to Ohio State.  It's been a rapid falling off the cliff from that point.

That is the thing.  His family fed him a load of crap and sold it over and over.  His trajectory is former child actor if he doesn't separate and self-correct.  But I guess hanging with Corey Feldman in his future.

27 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That is the thing.  His family fed him a load of crap and sold it over and over.  His trajectory is former child actor if he doesn't separate and self-correct.  But I guess hanging with Corey Feldman in his future.

Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in?

 

 

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in?

 

 

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31 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

The Lost Boys has to be on your list

1984:  gremlins

1985:  goonies

1986:  stand by me

1987:  the lost boys 

1988:  license to drive

1989:  the burbs

cmon now. Tater couldn’t touch that with a step stool and a pool skimmer. 

Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in?
 
 
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dream a little dream, and that Nicole Eggert film which I remember very little about other than one scene.
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Jerry O’Connell : you want to see a dead body
Corey Feldman : nods
Jerry takes Corey to see Tate’s football career.

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

The Lost Boys has to be on your list

the ‘burbs > stand by me/ goonies >>>>>>> … >>>>>> lost boys 

12 hours ago, Nivek said:

Jerry O’Connell : you want to see a dead body
Corey Feldman : nods
Jerry takes Corey to see Tate’s football career.

Holy fuck that's gold

On 9/19/2021 at 10:18 AM, markstanco said:

Mildly surprised the reason this thread was bumped isnt because he entered the portal again.

Oh no he hasn't entered that portal in almost 2 years

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one thing ive always wondered, is tathan just shorthand for his full first name Tathaniel?

In hindsight I wish Tate actually ended up at aggy. Idk when or if he would’ve played, but if he did play he would’ve sucked shit through a straw. Like 90% of aggy qb’s ever 

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Went to go see Tathan's stats since his debut against ISU and found out he's in a walking boot not playing.

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We are 15 days out from Ass My Dude Bowl and it may not even happen.

58 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Went to go see Tathan's stats since his debut against ISU and found out he's in a walking boot not playing.

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We are 15 days out from Ass My Dude Bowl and it may not even happen.

 

Missing the Ass My Dude Bowl is complete Ass My Dude.

50 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Missing the Ass My Dude Bowl is complete Ass My Dude.

Yeah it feels like he knows Starkel is gonna kick his ass so "injury" is the better path.

12 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah it feels like he knows Starkel is gonna kick his ass so "injury" is the better path.

Even without the boot, was that little douche fucker actually going to see any meaningful snaps against Starkel?

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Even without the boot, was that little douche fucker actually going to see any meaningful snaps against Starkel?

Doubtful I mean the UNLV starter was out for the ISU game I believe and ole Tathan could only muster 10 snaps I think. He may have gotten more than that but it wasn't much.

On 9/20/2021 at 8:22 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

 

1984:  gremlins

1985:  goonies

1986:  stand by me

1987:  the lost boys 

1988:  license to drive

1989:  the burbs

cmon now. Tater couldn’t touch that with a step stool and a pool skimmer. 

he's definitely trending closer to Taylor Hamm than Corey Feldman at this point.

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