September 9, 20214 yr I think two. RS then one year at OSU and one at Miami. Opted out of '20. Two? That’s crazy. He’s like taysom Hillish.
September 9, 20214 yr I don’t wish failure on anybody. At all. But after qb1 I do smirk a bit. If he would have waited his turn….
September 9, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Tate Martell has seen some shit He’s seen a lot of hGH
September 9, 20214 yr Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. “Ass my dude” for the win.
September 9, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Lhorn said: Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. “Ass my dude” for the win. Yeah I was really looking forward to the Ass My Dude Bowl when UNLV and San Jose meet up this year. I thought for sure even Tathan could be the backup for a team that hasn't won a game in 2 years and at least get into a gimmicked play or 3. Alas that bar appears to be too high.
September 9, 20214 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Tate Martell has seen some shit Top: "Last seen: March 30th 2001 Aged 15" Bottom: "Age progression photo. How Tathan may appear current day, Aged 35"
September 9, 20214 yr Wait this dude is still a junior???? lots of people go to college for 8 years tommy. They’re called Drs
September 9, 20214 yr He looks like a guy that will eventually be working buffet security at Circus Circus.
September 9, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, CooterBrown said: He looks like a guy that will eventually be working buffet security at Circus Circus. I don't know. If he keeps living that hard life and aging at that rate he'll be relegated to downtown for sure.
September 9, 20214 yr I really feel like Johnny Football and Tathan need to sell insurance together since Tathan is JFF only he flamed out even earlier. He needs a Dear JFF rap.
September 9, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, nineliveslost said: Moooooooooooooooore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll have to ask this guy. 14 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:
September 9, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: This dude gonna be in college until 2030 until he finds the "right fit".
September 9, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, jeevsie said: Tathan could too with as long as he has been enrolled in school......could. Tater looks like he's aged 20 years since he started college.
September 9, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: Wait this dude is still a junior???? lots of people go to college for 8 years tommy. They’re called Drs or Jordan Shipley
September 10, 20214 yr On 9/9/2021 at 12:35 AM, Lhorn said: Starkel threw for 4 TD and nearly 400 yards in San Jose State’s first game. Martell can’t touch the ball in practice and is earning lunch money endorsing a chicken wing joint. “Ass my dude” for the win. Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.
September 10, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said: Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant. 'bout tree-fiddy
September 19, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Tater tot sighting in ISU-UNLV game Just saw the box score 2/6 for 21 yards #domination I hope he gets to play against SJSU this season. Surely the CFB gods can give us that giff.
September 19, 20214 yr There is something wrong with anyone who ever agrees to play for aggy - even if they're just kids - but I do have to say I have a lot of respect for Starkel getting run out of town and put down by Tathan and yet Starkel still seems to have his shit together and is doing well at SJSU and Tathan is.... a vagabond caveman on the Uncle Rico track, as pointed out here. FWIW, Starkel beat Hawaii last night and was 23/50 for 235 and two TD's and a pick. Not world beating, but better than anything Tathan is up to right now. Ass My Dude, indeed.
September 19, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, Pimphand said: Just saw the box score 2/6 for 21 yards #domination I hope he gets to play against SJSU this season. Surely the CFB gods can give us that giff. October 21 10:00 pm Central on CBSSN. Might have to tune in to see if Tate plays. That is if he hasn't transferred to another school by then.
September 19, 20214 yr Mildly surprised the reason this thread was bumped isnt because he entered the portal again.
September 19, 20214 yr Got to be difficult for the guy to be honest. He had people kissing his ass, his parents were nuts and he was part of a Netflix show, his entire identity was wrapped around being a QB and his family fed into that. Instead of supporting him as a scout team QB and get a good education and use that network to build a decent life, he felt the pressure to transfer over and over and deny the reality that he is not and will never be a Power 5 QB and has zero shot in the NFL or even the CFL. Next year he will be competing with guys who were in middle school when he entered college.
September 20, 20214 yr On 9/19/2021 at 11:12 AM, Nivek said: Got to be difficult for the guy to be honest. He had people kissing his ass, his parents were nuts and he was part of a Netflix show, his entire identity was wrapped around being a QB and his family fed into that. Instead of supporting him as a scout team QB and get a good education and use that network to build a decent life, he felt the pressure to transfer over and over and deny the reality that he is not and will never be a Power 5 QB and has zero shot in the NFL or even the CFL. Next year he will be competing with guys who were in middle school when he entered college. I agree with you on the family aspect but similarly the dude did himself no favors in particular around the whole "ass my dude" thing but the real big faceplant was the series of tweets he made at the end of his time there when Justin Fields announced he was transferring to Ohio State. It's been a rapid falling off the cliff from that point.
September 20, 20214 yr Tate is so hard up for $$$ he is taking NIL money from the fathers of Bishop Gorman QBs (and middle school feeders) to boost their recruiting profiles for a better shot at getting into SHSU.
September 20, 20214 yr Only a matter of time before you see him in Vegas doing promo deals with JaRule in the Mirage.
September 20, 20214 yr 26 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said: Only a matter of time before you see him in Vegas doing promo deals with JaRule in the Mirage. Probably the most shocking thing about that clip was how accurate Ja Rule was lol
September 20, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Pimphand said: I agree with you on the family aspect but similarly the dude did himself no favors in particular around the whole "ass my dude" thing but the real big faceplant was the series of tweets he made at the end of his time there when Justin Fields announced he was transferring to Ohio State. It's been a rapid falling off the cliff from that point. That is the thing. His family fed him a load of crap and sold it over and over. His trajectory is former child actor if he doesn't separate and self-correct. But I guess hanging with Corey Feldman in his future.
September 21, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, Nivek said: That is the thing. His family fed him a load of crap and sold it over and over. His trajectory is former child actor if he doesn't separate and self-correct. But I guess hanging with Corey Feldman in his future. Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in? A16F217F-A577-4F7F-A1B0-1FC1D77BCE38.webp
September 21, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, MrBig said: Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in? A16F217F-A577-4F7F-A1B0-1FC1D77BCE38.webp 64.97 kB · 1 download The Lost Boys has to be on your list
September 21, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MrBig said: Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in? A16F217F-A577-4F7F-A1B0-1FC1D77BCE38.webp 64.97 kB · 4 downloads 31 minutes ago, ButtFumble said: The Lost Boys has to be on your list 1984: gremlins 1985: goonies 1986: stand by me 1987: the lost boys 1988: license to drive 1989: the burbs cmon now. Tater couldn’t touch that with a step stool and a pool skimmer.
September 21, 20214 yr Tate wishes he could be the has been that Corey is. Corey was in Stand by Me and Goonies for Christ’s Sake. What posters would Tate hang up his parties for money to charge people to get in? A16F217F-A577-4F7F-A1B0-1FC1D77BCE38.webpdream a little dream, and that Nicole Eggert film which I remember very little about other than one scene.
September 21, 20214 yr Popular Post Jerry O’Connell : you want to see a dead bodyCorey Feldman : nodsJerry takes Corey to see Tate’s football career.
September 21, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, ButtFumble said: The Lost Boys has to be on your list the ‘burbs > stand by me/ goonies >>>>>>> … >>>>>> lost boys
September 21, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Nivek said: Jerry O’Connell : you want to see a dead body Corey Feldman : nods Jerry takes Corey to see Tate’s football career. Holy fuck that's gold
September 22, 20214 yr On 9/19/2021 at 10:18 AM, markstanco said: Mildly surprised the reason this thread was bumped isnt because he entered the portal again. Oh no he hasn't entered that portal in almost 2 years
September 22, 20214 yr one thing ive always wondered, is tathan just shorthand for his full first name Tathaniel?
September 22, 20214 yr In hindsight I wish Tate actually ended up at aggy. Idk when or if he would’ve played, but if he did play he would’ve sucked shit through a straw. Like 90% of aggy qb’s ever
October 6, 20214 yr Went to go see Tathan's stats since his debut against ISU and found out he's in a walking boot not playing. We are 15 days out from Ass My Dude Bowl and it may not even happen.
October 6, 20214 yr 58 minutes ago, Pimphand said: Went to go see Tathan's stats since his debut against ISU and found out he's in a walking boot not playing. We are 15 days out from Ass My Dude Bowl and it may not even happen. Missing the Ass My Dude Bowl is complete Ass My Dude.
October 6, 20214 yr 50 minutes ago, Dnaguy said: Missing the Ass My Dude Bowl is complete Ass My Dude. Yeah it feels like he knows Starkel is gonna kick his ass so "injury" is the better path.
October 7, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Pimphand said: Yeah it feels like he knows Starkel is gonna kick his ass so "injury" is the better path. Even without the boot, was that little douche fucker actually going to see any meaningful snaps against Starkel?
October 7, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, South Austin said: Even without the boot, was that little douche fucker actually going to see any meaningful snaps against Starkel? Doubtful I mean the UNLV starter was out for the ISU game I believe and ole Tathan could only muster 10 snaps I think. He may have gotten more than that but it wasn't much.
October 7, 20214 yr On 9/20/2021 at 8:22 PM, Pato del Muerto said: 1984: gremlins 1985: goonies 1986: stand by me 1987: the lost boys 1988: license to drive 1989: the burbs cmon now. Tater couldn’t touch that with a step stool and a pool skimmer. he's definitely trending closer to Taylor Hamm than Corey Feldman at this point.
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