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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

No longer playing football?

 

im more curious on the gf he had? (still has) while he was in Miami

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

No longer playing football?

 

Born too soon. Would have made an NIL bundle during his vagabond days.

Can confirm, what he is working on, is going to blow up, business wise.

It's a bounce house rental place isn't it?

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

No longer playing football?

 

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5 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can confirm, what he is working on, is going to blow up, business wise.

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"Shove it in my ass, ma dude"

 

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9 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can confirm, what he is working on, is going to blow up, business wise.

Tathaniel Martell, South Florida's Top 30 Real Estate Agents Under 30

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Tathaniel Martell, South Florida's Top 30 Real Estate Agents Under 30

is he under 30?

He's going to franchise brothels in Vegas and strip clubs and massage parlors around the county:

Its Ass, My Dude.

10 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can confirm, what he is working on, is going to blow up, business wise.

Seems legit, where do I send my kid's 529 funds to?

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You all are cynical, sad people.  Here's a little man, trying to live his best life.  Sure he's failed, but he keeps on trying.  

 

Y'uns needta look at your OWN lives first. 

27 minutes ago, Parliament said:

You all are cynical, sad people.  Here's a little man, trying to live his best life.  Sure he's failed, but he keeps on trying.  

 

Y'uns needta look at your OWN lives first. 

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He needs to hang it up. Guess he's finally realized that he's not very good. What a transfer portal whore. 

16 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Can confirm, what he is working on, is going to blow up, business wise.

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19 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.

Let's take wagers.  I say he's the next Bachelor on that TV show that proves the decline of western civilization.  Either that or he's going to fight Jake Paul.  One of the two.

18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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That is a rough 24

43 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm going with online trucking school.

Debbie Dootson can hook him up.

 

Let's take wagers.  I say he's the next Bachelor on that TV show that proves the decline of western civilization.  Either that or he's going to fight Jake Paul.  One of the two.

That poster above is in the know. He is in to something huge. Don’t need football.

Transfer portal consultant. He talks to the school so the players don't have to. 

Given his history of sticking with things and handling adversity, how could he not succeed?

On 1/19/2022 at 7:26 AM, Steel Shank said:

Oh, I'm sure it will. Kid's got the Midol touch.

FTFY

On 1/18/2022 at 1:42 PM, The Dog said:

No longer playing football?

 

"don’t swing and miss”

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Can I get a Tate Martell v. Nick Starkel career stats update?

Well, he had a good run…..

Oh wait, no he didn’t. 

22 hours ago, millhouse said:

Transfer portal consultant. He talks to the school so the players don't have to. 

He's a people person damnit! 

On 1/20/2022 at 10:30 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

My money says it's going to have something to do with whores


I think it's going to be a quarterback camp.

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I think it's going to be a quarterback camp.

Not a bad idea. Lord knows he’s had coaching from just about everybody

I bet he's really smart since he's been in school so long.

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On 1/21/2022 at 8:29 PM, aggie08 said:

Can I get a Tate Martell v. Nick Starkel career stats update?

Starkel:  actually played and started games

Tate: 0

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