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4 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

DO WANT

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Off brand q-tips. WNB.

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  • So his first commitment was in 2012 to Washington when he was in the 8th grade or so? What kind of an idiot made that offer?  Oh, shit.

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I'm a little salty that we have to go through QB hell for 8 years while Ohio State randomly gets their starter for the next 3 years through a transfer. 

Freakin Sooners have done alright with QB transfers too. Argh!


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43 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Off brand q-tips. WNB.

Plus the dirty ass mirror.

My bad, of all the conferences, the ACCs divisions are the least intuitive. Or maybe I was calling my shot on Miami winning the coastal. Ask me again in late November
That's not a stretch. The Coastal is terribad. 7 wins (8 is a lock) likely gets a team to the ccg from that division.
12 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Plus the dirty ass mirror.

And the ugly ass face. Nice ass ass, though. 

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    We all have those on our bodies that make us so insecure, mine would for sure be my arms, stomach and stretch marks. But over time I've just stopped caring what people would say about me if they saw my insecurities. So here's a pic of me with no makeup, no edit, no effects, my arms, little of my stomach and all of my stretch marks. People will either love me or hate me🙃


 

She requires similar attention as her brother.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY9oM0-Anvd/

 

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The look at me factor is such that this Instagram pic kinda pisses me off. It’s like she’s lobbing out something that’s trying to make it look like she’s attempting to appeal to girls out there with insecurities, and posting her look at me pic to show that she’s one of them.

Then I realized that she’s just a stupid attention whore, and I kinda got mad at myself for not realizing that sooner.

I never would have seen any of this behavior coming from the Martells. I mean, they displayed such character and class in QB1.

So let me get this straight, the NCAA clears him b/c :

1. He got recruited over

2. tOSu didn't protest his transfer or try to keep him

Ok got it, am I missing anything here?  I mean come on, I'm glad b/c it will help with Bru, but that is the definition of why guys transfer (playing time, get passed on depth chart, etc..). The NCAA is a joke.

  • 4 weeks later...
22 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

 

Miame isn't ready for Tathan.

 

I do believe that fans booing during your performance in a spring game is grounds for a transfer waiver from the NCAA.  Tate should submit his paperwork right now.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I do believe that fans booing during your performance in a spring game is grounds for a transfer waiver from the NCAA.  Tate should submit his paperwork right now.

I realize you were being sarcastic.  Read the following tweets, by Miami scrimmage attendees, from the original posted and you will see the boos were for FSU fans, not Tate.

28 minutes ago, zork said:

I realize you were being sarcastic.  Read the following tweets, by Miami scrimmage attendees, from the original posted and you will see the boos were for FSU fans, not Tate.

As far as the NCAA is concerned, the fans were booing in Tate's general vicinity.  Clear grounds for unrestricted transfer.

Not that it matters but it was an open scrimmage. Their spring game is this Saturday, 4/20. 

Tate has no future at QB. He's too short and can't throw that well. He should change positions. 

2 hours ago, zork said:

 

What Junior High stadium  was their spring game held in?  They almost had enough fans to fill up the this Junior High stadium.  Next year it may be at the Senior High?

So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?  

4 hours ago, EZ$ said:

So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?  

Does third worst equate to the best of three turds?

On 3/22/2019 at 3:55 PM, markstanco said:


 

She requires similar attention as her brother.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY9oM0-Anvd/

 

Her biggest issue isn't the stretch marks or whatever insecurity of the week ails her.....its that she has the same face as her brother.

14 hours ago, EZ$ said:

So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?  

NCAA knew what they were doing, "sure you can play immediately! or not"

Does third worst equate to the best of three turds?
Yea that's weird. 3rd worst; 3rd best. What is better?
2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Her biggest issue isn't the stretch marks or whatever insecurity of the week ails her.....its that she has the same face as her brother.

Turn out the liiiiiights...
The party's startin'....

So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?  
Back to Ohio State. We're down to 1 quarterback.

Injury medical retirement. Mystery condition was affecting his play and could kill him on any given snap. Tragedy that such talent will never be seen on Sundays.

51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Really wish this kid had stuck with his aggy commitment.

Clearly the aggyness stuck to him though.

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

Clearly the aggyness stuck to him though.

Kind of where I’m at. He is the definition of aggy in so many ways. The prodigal son should return home.

10 hours ago, markstanco said:
22 hours ago, Agent 13 said:
Does third worst equate to the best of three turds?

Yea that's weird. 3rd worst; 3rd best. What is better?

The other 2 are ass my dude, so he’s 3rd worst. 

I don't often root for individual players at non rival schools to fail,  but after watching qb1 I can safely say I'm not feeling too sorry for little Tathan. 

On 4/18/2019 at 7:15 AM, EZ$ said:

So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?  

He will eventually be a QB2 at FAU.

 

 

  • 4 weeks later...

New article on Tate......

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/26732957/the-now-miami-tate-martell

"More importantly, perhaps, Ohio State gave its blessing when Martell decided to file a waiver for immediate eligibility to play at Miami, where he enrolled for the spring semester. Once that was granted, most assumed Martell would be a shoo-in to start, and that the next big thing had finally arrived."

But that is not the case, at least not yet. Martell struggled through parts of spring practice, and drew laughs during his first public scrimmage at Miami in early April when he played so poorly, he tripped on the turf and threw a ball into the ground. During the spring game, he was the third quarterback in to take snaps, though he redeemed himself with a solid overall performance that included two touchdown throws and several good runs.   Still, Miami coaches declared the competition would remain open through the offseason, only ramping up the pressure and urgency Martell feels. He is on his second school, with zero career starts to his name.

"This is my move, so I've got to make it work however it goes," Martell said. "There's pressure on myself to go out there and play well and do what I have to do. At first, it was me feeling like I have to live to a certain expectation, but I have to do what I have to do on each play, and do it at my best."

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On 3/23/2019 at 12:29 AM, Homesickhorn said:

The look at me factor is such that this Instagram pic kinda pisses me off. It’s like she’s lobbing out something that’s trying to make it look like she’s attempting to appeal to girls out there with insecurities, and posting her look at me pic to show that she’s one of them.

Then I realized that she’s just a stupid attention whore, and I kinda got mad at myself for not realizing that sooner.

I for one am not going to criticize a young lady who's making this world a better place by flaunting her tits on instagram.  

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

New article on Tate......

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/26732957/the-now-miami-tate-martell

"More importantly, perhaps, Ohio State gave its blessing when Martell decided to file a waiver for immediate eligibility to play at Miami, where he enrolled for the spring semester. Once that was granted, most assumed Martell would be a shoo-in to start, and that the next big thing had finally arrived."

But that is not the case, at least not yet. Martell struggled through parts of spring practice, and drew laughs during his first public scrimmage at Miami in early April when he played so poorly, he tripped on the turf and threw a ball into the ground. During the spring game, he was the third quarterback in to take snaps, though he redeemed himself with a solid overall performance that included two touchdown throws and several good runs.   Still, Miami coaches declared the competition would remain open through the offseason, only ramping up the pressure and urgency Martell feels. He is on his second school, with zero career starts to his name.

"This is my move, so I've got to make it work however it goes," Martell said. "There's pressure on myself to go out there and play well and do what I have to do. At first, it was me feeling like I have to live to a certain expectation, but I have to do what I have to do on each play, and do it at my best."

Good article, partly because it points out Ohio State had told him "find another program" late last season. So, while it would certainly fit the preconceived notions I have of this dickbag's personality to think "he quit on Ohio State rather than try to win the job over Justin Fields [and Matthew Baldwin]", the truth is Ohio State had already told him to hit the bricks.

  • 2 months later...
6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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SOPHOMORE Tate Martell?

Isn’t he at least a 4th year Junior?

how much bandwith was used on texags to discuss how much better he is than Sam when he was an aggy verbal?

Seriously, Tate, it's time to convert to RB or WR. 

No. He needed to go to a New Mexico school or some directional program or even drop down a division.

He can follow in the shoes of the great Brett Romar with a mediocre career at SHSU.

15 minutes ago, Nivek said:


No. He needed to go to a New Mexico school or some directional program or even drop down a division.

If he ever wants to play professionally then the sooner he changes positions, the better. I've seen him play. He doesn't have a future at QB. 

I'm enjoying this way too much. I'm sick I tell ya. Sick.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he ever wants to play professionally then the sooner he changes positions, the better. I've seen him play. He doesn't have a future at QB. 

Grad transfer to UH and Holgy converts him to WR?

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