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If he ever wants to play professionally then the sooner he changes positions, the better. I've seen him play. He doesn't have a future at QB. 

He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.
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On 4/15/2019 at 8:37 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Not that it matters but it was an open scrimmage. Their spring game is this Saturday, 4/20. 

Tate has no future at QB. He's too short and can't throw that well. He should change positions. 

To.... what... holder?

27 minutes ago, Nivek said:


He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

Or just have fun being a division one football player in Miami. But yeah, he has no shot at playing at the next level. 

26 minutes ago, Nivek said:


He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 

If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

Tate Martell timeline:

2012: commits to Washington

2015: decommits from Washington

2015: commits to A&M 2016, says the other QBs at A&M are ass and that he can start as a freshman easily

2016: decommits from A&M 2016

2017 Commits to Ohio State

2018: tweets something about swinging and missing

2019: transfers to Miami

2019: loses QB battle


I'm starting to think that maybe he just isn't that good.

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 
If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

Is there a dwarf league where he can play in the slot?
2 hours ago, Nivek said:


No. He needed to go to a New Mexico school or some directional program or even drop down a division.

Needs to go to Arkansas.

Hate to see this for his family, especially his sister.  I bet this isn't the last we see of him.

How is Kellen Mond not on that graphic?

 

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Needs updating

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is Kellen Mond not on that graphic?

 

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

Ol' Tater. He's like the Allen Midget just without speed, agility, instincts, or the ability to throw a football. Has the shortness and dickish behavior down though. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Never forget:

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12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

Yup.  Whatever award they give for the first 3 games, he got that.  

He should just go ahead and set a record for entering the portal that will stand forever.

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

22 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

They're black?

Guessing he and Bru have really fine tuned the physics of the Portal?

 

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29 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

I can only think of one reason

Well.....two reasons

https://www.instagram.com/kikipasso/?hl=en

 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha of course he threw a tantrum about it

 

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

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54 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

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Haha looks like his teammates don't give a shit if he stays either if they're gonna put his shit on blast like that.  

That dude is the long snapper though, probably no one gives a shit about him either 

Oh tathan. Maybe your sisters porn career will support you 

imagine being the start of QB1 and a star in Last Chance U.  It’s gonna be epic 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oh tathan. Maybe your sisters porn career will support you 

what are you saying he will fail at gay porn too just like has at football so far?

He’s like Johnny Manziel, except he started sucking one level earlier.

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What a dumbass. Plenty of guys his age would give their left nut to be his left nut.

Lets see what his dad has to say.

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He's gonna be real pissed when he transfers again and he's brasilera says vito mano cu filha da puta!

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that's real bad in portugese

39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m guessing she will be bailing soon now that the earning potential has evaporated

I’m sure that she’s already gone, but from that first time until today is what I’m jealous of. 

She is in her absolute prime and he got up to 6 months of that. 

what’s his sister’s name again?  I wanna have another gander at that massive ass. 

On 3/21/2019 at 5:03 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

DO WANT

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kid should go full retard circle and xfer back the atm

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

burp

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Needs to go to Arkansas.

Well, Nick Starkel is "ass."

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

who's ass my dude

Hahaha!  Karma...she's a beeyatch! I may have to update my avatar.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.

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