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#301
16 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Haha looks like his teammates don't give a shit if he stays either if they're gonna put his shit on blast like that.  

That dude is the long snapper though, probably no one gives a shit about him either 

I'd like to point out, Mason Napper the long snapper.   It was his destiny.

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#303
13 hours ago, runthebone said:

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

I mean...you wanna explain yourself on this one lol? I think they look fine. Anything skin tight looks perfectly fine on her 

#305
5 hours ago, Sock Drawer said:

I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.

Pics?

#306

Yeah I'd agree, it's not the view from the back that is her problem, it's the front with her brothers face propped up on her neck.  If I remember correctly, they look like mom.

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hereditary plastic

#307
44 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

why not Texas State?

#308
16 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Yeah I'd agree, it's not the view from the back that is her problem, it's the front with her brothers face propped up on her neck.  If I remember correctly, they look like mom.

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I don’t think their mom is Lauren Cohan from The Waking Dead, dude. Unless they’re half British and she had hem when she was like 16. Right down to the freckles on her neck. Not sure what the fuck you were image searching there. 

 

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#309
54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If he has to explain it then you obviously have no fashion sense

That is 100% accurate lol. I’ll admit that. But either way I’m fucking. That’s more or less what I was getting at. I’m not gonna look at horizontal stripes and be like “yeah, you know what. You have no fashion sense. I change my mind”

#311

Not sure stripe direction applicable. 

 

EDIT: Also not sure style means diddle e squat in the specific context of would/wouldn't here.

#313
4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

he’s gonna wind up in norman with lincoln.

#314
7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

It’s ok to be gay. This is a safe space.

lot of gay on surly.  safe to say NMAS is not one of them. 

#319
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t think their mom is Lauren Cohan from The Waking Dead, dude. Unless they’re half British and she had hem when she was like 16. Right down to the freckles on her neck. Not sure what the fuck you were image searching there. 

 

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Well there's no possible way I and the internet are wrong.  It's obvious she's living a double life.

here she is

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#322

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

#325
3 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s gonna wind up in norman with lincoln.

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

#326
2 minutes ago, F250 said:

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

He'll float (the ball 10 yards over the receiver's head) too!

#327
On 8/12/2019 at 10:56 PM, runthebone said:

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

You must not like a big ass. 

I have come to appreciate them, though I did not find them attractive in my younger days. 

It’s not like her ass is this big. 

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#328
5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You must not like a big ass. 

I have come to appreciate them, though I did not find them attractive in my younger days. 

It’s not like her ass is this big. 

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There's a segment of our population that finds that attractive. NTTAWWT . . . Yes there is.

#329
9 hours ago, F250 said:

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

#330
9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

Yeah, I thought he came back, apologized to the team and was seen practicing again.

#331
11 hours ago, Grippe said:

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

This level? Cherry?

#332
18 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I mean...you wanna explain yourself on this one lol? I think they look fine. Anything skin tight looks perfectly fine on her 

he obviously doesn't run the bone...

#334
1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

Apparently he took a day off due to having a heavy menstruation. After taking some Midol and applying a super Tampax he is attending practice again.

 

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#347
1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

that stupid bitch is wearing her bikini top upside  down

Lol, you're right.  

#350
22 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

lol she responded to some woman on there calling her out.  Still undefeated.

cool story, mullet, you piece of shit.  post a goddamn link

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