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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You think she's sticking around if he doesn't do something lucrative immediately after school?

Moving back in with his parents may be the most lucrative option.  They can continue to tell him how awesome he is. 

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10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Meh, dumbass won the girlfriend heisman though, he probably don't even give a shit about playing football now.

Pix or it didn't happen.

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

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Judging by the tracks behind her she scoots along the beach on her knees (where do I find one of those?).

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

 

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

You think she's sticking around if he doesn't do something lucrative immediately after school?

 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

every insta girl needs an insta cuck, photos n shit.

15 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.  In most states he still needs a college degree to coach/teach high school.  

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Maybe this whole Tate Martell thing is nothing more than a big misunderstanding.

 

He did introduce Surly to...

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On 7/28/2020 at 1:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

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Username checks out.

On 12/4/2019 at 9:43 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is she 40 years old?

Don't hate on her dude. She's only 36 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He did introduce Surly to...

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tan lines. Would not bang /surly

Moving back in with his parents may be the most lucrative option.  They can continue to tell him how awesome he is. 
I laughed way more than I should have, well done sir
On 7/28/2020 at 1:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

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I’d Kiki her passo 


tan lines. Would not bang /surly

I’d rather see the outfit that gave her the tan lines as opposed to that high waisted mess.
53 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’d rather see the outfit that gave her the tan lines as opposed to that high waisted mess.

FINALLY, the Tathan thread has evolved to women's fashion. 

Can we talk about giant sunglasses and unnecessary belts?

I think we need a generic catch all thread for IG sloots and football players.

FINALLY, the Tathan thread has evolved to women's fashion. 
Can we talk about giant sunglasses and unnecessary belts?

It’s ok to be gay, but this ain’t the thread.
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


It’s ok to be gay, but this ain’t the thread.

Sir, you are wrong.

this it the Tate Martell thread, the only thread gayer is the Jimmy Clausen thread.

23 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He did introduce Surly to...

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Here she is with a popular girl* from the JUGGS machine thread

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Kinda like a full circle thing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*my favorite

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boobies

8 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Sir, you are wrong.

this it the Tate Martell thread, the only thread gayer is the Jimmy Clausen thread.

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Don't care what you say about Jimmy, he's a shoo-in for Jimmy Dean sausage commercial, don't even need a costume.

On 8/1/2020 at 8:16 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

would allow her to piss all over me nfg

Encourage. Encourage is the word you are looking for. 

On 7/29/2020 at 1:21 AM, mulletpelini said:

every insta girl needs an insta cuck, photos n shit.

someone needs to take the pictures. they aren't going to shoot themselves. 

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WR?! Man he really should have stayed at aggy. Guy is gonna burn his eligibility transferring around trying to find a better gig and never end up playing a meaningful down.

Is he contending to start in Miami or is he the backup for sure?

I would let her shit in a bowl. I would cut up some carrots and I would dice some tomatoes. I would add some lima beans
Let me skip to the end of the recipe. I would ear her shit as a stew. 
carrots? lima beans?

no hell no. what the fuck is wrong with you? ewwww.
carrots? lima beans?

no hell no. what the fuck is wrong with you? ewwww.

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?


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WR?! Man he really should have stayed at aggy. Guy is gonna burn his eligibility transferring around trying to find a better gig and never end up playing a meaningful down.



yeah he coulda done that at aggy


dumbass.


and he aint tappin no Miami trim. them pics are blo average for miami. seen hotter at Sedanos.

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?


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carrots? thats disgusting. Parsnips are wahr its at man.

and limas? plueese
48 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?

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Fix your Tapatalk sig. 

22 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Dont swing and miss....especially on your third time.

Martell is a broke ass man's Johnny Football.

5 minutes ago, DenverHorn said:

Martell is a broke ass man's Johnny Football.

Without the talent and drive to do two rails of coke before a game for the energy.

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Didn’t go to Miami to play backup - even if it’s not gonna cost him eligibility. Chill for a year and start for 2 when King leaves. Unless Manny goes after a transfer QB again, then hit the portal.

I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Didn’t go to Miami to play backup - even if it’s not gonna cost him eligibility. Chill for a year and start for 2 when King leaves. Unless Manny goes after a transfer QB again, then hit the portal.

He couldn't get the start instead of that God awful QB they trotted out last year, and was promptly benched for a grad transfer QB this year. His days in Miami are done. 

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Never forget

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yea Sam doesn't secretly suck cocks (and openly suck ass on the field) so he is definitely no tate martel

and you have to either really suck or be a real shit for brains (or both) to be suspended for violating any team rules at a manny diaz coached miami team 

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Never forget

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Hammster was only 9,000 yds & 72 TD's off...  so far.

3 hours ago, DenverHorn said:

Hammster was only 9,000 yds & 72 TD's off...  so far.

RIP Hamm...we miss you.  Tell Richard Simmons hi. 

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

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I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.
He's ass, my dude.

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