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Elton John also married a girl once.

She'll be cheating on him within weeks once she realizes he doesnt know how to fuck worth a shit

She'll get pregnant on their wedding night, and then it's manbutthole from there on for Timmy.

I guess he freaked out after everyone saw him with his boyfriend/date during the Sugar Bowl.

Double-hyphen, would not bang

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19 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Wait, there’s a groundswell of people who think Tebow is gay? Why? Sounds like a bunch of haters

your "this is my first day on the internet and what is this" shtick is terrible.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I guess he freaked out after everyone saw him with his boyfriend/date during the Sugar Bowl.

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2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Wait, there’s a groundswell of people who think Tebow is gay? Why? Sounds like a bunch of haters

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Regardless of what you think of Tebow, his wife choice....

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6 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Regardless of what you think of Tebow, his wife choice....

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infield fly?

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better pussy

Just now, mulletpelini said:

infield fly?

Actually home run from first at bat. Yeah, the trajectory looks jacked.  Maybe it's an error on the caption or they were playing on a T-ball field.

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

infield fly?

Nothing to fill the glove with.

Tropic Thunder/What do you mean "you people?"/Tropic Thunder

 

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7 hours ago, midtown said:

She'll be cheating on him within weeks once she realizes he doesnt know how to fuck worth a shit

Oh he knows how to fuck. Guy's assholes is his specialty. 

Other than hanging out with Mehringer during the Sugar Bowl, I have no problems  with Timmy. He seems like a genuinely good guy. 

I think if you're a gay man and a Christian you have to get married to a woman before it's considered okay to buttfuck dudes. Sex was meant by God for the enjoyment of those tied by the holy bonds of matrimony. I may have that all wrong.

Tebow is gayer than really gay Ted Cruz.

Bernard

If you really think about it, her butthole is probably exactly the same size as a dude who hasn't been buttfucked, so there is probably not much difference.

I bet hers is prettier though.

Dude from bachelor and Teblow should just come out and get it over with.

Tebow has had some mighty fine looking beards over the years.

The Oat doth protest too much.

 

Is Oatmeal Tim’s beau?

 

Just asking questions.

 

If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

He's going to be disappointed to find out she doesn't have a penis.

She just finished her reign as Miss Universe in Dec 2018. Perfect gig for her. She can keep being in the news, networking, pretending to be his wife, get US citizenship. I wonder if there is a baby clause in the contract

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

I hope you're trolling.

 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

so much repressed gay in here

Doesn't seem all that repressed, actually. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

. . . until he tries to circumcise you. 

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . until he tries to circumcise you. 

it’s hygienic!!

On 1/11/2019 at 7:07 PM, El Diablo said:

I think if you're a gay man and a Christian you have to get married to a woman before it's considered okay to buttfuck dudes. Sex was meant by God for the enjoyment of those tied by the holy bonds of matrimony. I may have that all wrong.

What, us straight couples are supposed to have sex after tying the knot?

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What, us straight couples are supposed to have sex after tying the knot?

God can do a lot of things but you're asking a bit much. 

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

Holy fuck you’re a boring troll. Buzz Killington over here. 

Dp 

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