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If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.


I thought this only applied to Daniel Figurelli.

Congrats Tim! As mentioned, I think he had a chance at hotter but still bravo.

 

 

12 hours ago, luke duke said:

I thought this only applied to Daniel Figurelli.

 

Say what you will about Tebow, but I assure you the world would be a better place by far if Figurelli were more like him.

33 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Say what you will about Tebow, but I assure you the world would be a better place by far if Figurelli were more like him.

I don't know that gay Figurelli would be any real improvement over the current edition. 

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I don't know that gay Figurelli would be any real improvement over the current edition. 

Gay Figurelli might actually get his teeth fixed.

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

 

You know, Ive heard the same thing. The guy evidently really walks the walk and is pretty darn inspirational. 

I really didnt like him in college either, mostly because I felt how he carried himself was just another SEC, shameless and disingenuous play for the media. Seems I was wrong.

21 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I agree with these takes. But by all means, keep denigrating the likes of JS1 by using homosexuality as an insult or negative character flaw.

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Tim Tebow has a foundation ministry for special needs people called Night to Shine. https://www.timtebowfoundation.org/ministries/night-to-shine

My older brother Rusty is mentally handicapped and he got to participate in this event a year or so ago. It was absolutely amazing and completely free. He never stops talking about it. Tim Tebow has a real heart for these people...top notch guy in my book.

2 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Man, you must be a blast at parties.

No shit, it's a football message board and the righteousness and awesomeness of Tim Tebow has been crammed down our throats but OatmealRaisinBatshitCrazyCookie says no shit talking for you

 

So congrats to that queer I guess.  

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16 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Man that’s so awesome.

but because we all are pieces of shit and wicked people, let’s make fun of a genuine good guy and call him gay because it makes us feel better.

I’m not making fun of him for being gay. I don’t think being gay is a negative thing. I do think he is gay though, and will gladly mock someone who pretends to be straight to advance his own superstition. 

27 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Okay, I’ll play. Why do you think he’s gay? Seriously, name something other than he hangs out with his bro douche looking friends, is straight edge and you don’t like him or think that’s well-adjusted normal behavior and so because he’s a good guy he must be have the gay.

What? You think I don’t like him? Because he’s “straight edge”? What the fuck does “straight edge” mean?

I think he is gay because he just seems gay. I doubt my gaydar is that good because I’m not actually gay, but in the same way most of the world thoughtRicky Martin was gay long before he came out, I think Tim Tebow is gay. There’s not one thing. It’s a million little things.

No one would give a shit if he came out either, because there is nothing wrong with being gay. However, he chooses to pretend he’s not gay, while at the same time, promoting beliefs with a thousand year history of marginalizing and persecuting gay people. So I mock him. 

 

6 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I agree with these takes. But by all means, keep denigrating the likes of JS1 by using homosexuality as an insult or negative character flaw.

Don’t speak for me. I don’t feel offended. This thread is funny. You are not. You’re not woke, sit down and shut up. 

I don't care if Tim Tebow is fucking five different guys a night. In my book, the man is a saint.

On 1/12/2019 at 7:09 PM, Armybrat said:

What, us straight couples are supposed to have sex after tying the knot?

Once per child, depending on how many children she wants.

Look, just because of most of you guys are repulsive and have no fashion sense doesn't make him gay. The dude's cornholing Miss Universe, show some respect.

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

Look, just because of most of you guys are repulsive and have no fashion sense doesn't make him gay. The dude's cornholing Miss Universe, show some respect.

Lulz

Man that’s so awesome.
but because we all are pieces of shit and wicked people, let’s make fun of a genuine good guy and call him gay because it makes us feel better.

Yeah, what kind of piece of shit would attack people and call them names and shit on the internet?
Wait....is this your way of encouraging us to run for President?
4 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Man, you must be a blast at parties.

do you sit in the corner at parties and call people gay in your head?

 

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Don’t speak for me. I don’t feel offended. This thread is funny. You are not. You’re not woke, sit down and shut up. 

it’s so much harder to like you when you say things like “you’re not woke”

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah, what kind of piece of shit would attack people and call them names and shit on the internet?
Wait....is this your way of encouraging us to run for President?

Glass houses, bro

Are the wedding rings going to be made out of the foreskins of small Philippine children? 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

For the record, I don’t think Tim Tebow is gay. I think he’s mostly gay.

I don't even know that it's mostly, probably more like just his penis. Maybe the anus. I don't know but probably just bits and pieces. 

I don’t understand what it is about him that gets people so worked up. I couldn’t care less about his sexual orientation, who he’s dating, or who he hangs out with. If it wasn’t for this thread I wouldn’t ever think about him, and would very rarely ever hear or read about him.

10 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Look, just because of most of you guys are repulsive and have no fashion sense doesn't make him gay. The dude's cornholing Miss Universe, show some respect.

Out of rep, but this is gold and deserves multiple repostings.

 

11 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Look, just because of most of you guys are repulsive and have no fashion sense doesn't make him gay. The dude's cornholing Miss Universe, show some respect.

Tim Tebow wouldn't have sex before marriage.  That's super not cool with Jebus.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Tim Tebow wouldn't have sex before marriage.  That's super not cool with Jebus.

For Christian girls, anal/blow job/hand job =/= sex.  

They explained this to me many times.  Successfully, I might add.

Or stated another way:

Anal/blow job/ hand job does not equal sex.

Churchy girl out front shoulda toldja.

lots of Tebow noise in this thread

 

I'd just like to say that she is hot and I'd pee in her butt

15 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

lots of Tebow noise in this thread

 

I'd just like to say that she is hot and I'd pee in her butt

Sneaky bastage, you're talking white pee, ain't ya?

39 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Or stated another way:

Anal/blow job/ hand job does not equal sex.

Churchy girl out front shoulda toldja.

Username check out in some respects, but not in others. 

Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

Username check out in some respects, but not in others. 

I should actually be Chad von Fuckskimcblowyhandjob.  

But great-grandpa shortened it to "Fuck" when he came over from the old country.  Right after knocking up the manor lord's daughter, I may add.

And that's how the Fucks came to Texas.

 

On 1/13/2019 at 10:21 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

So you don't know what you are talking about and are just being homophobic and ignorant. 

You know it will be funny if scientists do a study and it tells us that cock tastes delicious.  Then you can tell us you just had a sweet tooth.

On 1/13/2019 at 10:21 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

So you don't know what you are talking about and are just being homophobic and ignorant. 

This might not be the right website for you.

12 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

This might not be the right website for you.

Might not? I’m going with definitely not, but that is for both parties benefit.

Oatmeal about to send some blinking envelopes to you jerks! 

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Probably the first time I’ve seen someone white knight a dude

This thread almost makes me sympathetic for Tebow.  What an abomination.

42 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It's like her feet were made from a Bodark tree.

bois d'arc?

11 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

bois d'arc?

She probably likes Michael Damien cookies, too.

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10 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

bois d'arc?

Bowed arc? Osage orange? Take yer pick. I say bodark. 

Are y'all really talking about womens' feet now?  Cochinos.  

On 1/15/2019 at 7:08 AM, Landomatic said:

This might not be the right website for you.

this isn’t the right website for anyone. 

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

It's like her feet were made from a Bodark tree.

*Bois d'arc

Edited by Chad Fuck
Y'all are fast.

38 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Are y'all really talking about womens' feet now?  Cochinos.  

Fence posts.  Get it together.

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