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On 1/11/2019 at 9:50 AM, Incredulity said:

.........both names hyphenated.

 

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I prefer,

"No matter how sick of her shit you are, someone somewhere thinks she looks good"

11 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fence posts.  Get it together.

sister twister

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

You realize you are either a fucking idiot or a troll? You are insulting everyone on this board either way.

36 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Which is it, though? You can't talk outside of both sides of your mouth. Either it's insensitive and homophobic and misogynistic and hetero-normative privilege to label someone gay who doesn't openly identify as gay (especially when labeling him that as an insult or to "humble" him or whatever it is you weirdos are doing), or it isn't and it's fair game to call anyone you don't agree with, like or think looks or acts gay, as gay.

It's especially weird to me when the self-identified non-hetero-normative people on this site join in on the bashing. Seems like it should be a little more nearer and dearer to their hearts, but what do i know.

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

21 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Yep. As does basketball:

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28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

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I heard a rumor that this thread was in the Lulz forum, but then I remembered how it was actually a beating and I knew it must not be true.

2 hours ago, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

Gay or not, I give no fucks.  What I cannot forgive is wearing your own football jersey in public 10 years after you wore it on the field.  wtf is that about?

school spirit?

4 minutes ago, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

well sure, but wearing your own jersey is a little douchey, no?

Well, it does give closeted homosexuals a bad name.

10 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Well, it does give closeted homosexuals a bad name.

dude, chill.  nobody here is trying to give you a bad name.  

On 1/16/2019 at 9:19 AM, RollLeft said:

Those toes though...eww

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She could carry all of his oranges with those feets...

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I’ve played a lot of basketball in my day, and my feet look nothing like that.

I think this is something else.

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This has turned into a Podiatry sub-forum.

More like a podiatry sub-coliseum. 

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On 1/16/2019 at 10:11 PM, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

well sure, but wearing your own jersey is a little douchey, no?

Certainly, but still much better than a grown man wearing a football jersey with another man's name on the back. 

On 1/16/2019 at 12:14 PM, Fozzz said:

Are y'all really talking about womens' feet now?  Cochinos.  

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On 1/12/2019 at 7:31 PM, Js1 said:

Dp 

He may be into that too

I'm afro-latino. What is guns and ammo. I'm more Junot Diaz than Steve(n) King.
Shut the fuck up rocko you faget ass bitch (REDACTED). Bet you been yawning so much all your mail order boyfriends stick their uncut dicks down your throat while you surf surly using your sock. Fuck you. Bitch.
1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Shut the fuck up rocko you faget ass bitch (REDACTED). Bet you been yawning so much all your mail order boyfriends stick their uncut dicks down your throat while you surf surly using your sock. Fuck you. Bitch.

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Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

Those shirts have a secret ingredient - foreskins.

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 
Uh dudes wear yoga pants and white watches to the gyms...a button down should shock no one.
3 hours ago, futureman said:

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 

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Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

8 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

I erected this piece of performance art near my tailgating spot for the 2008 MNC game and got some strange reactions. 

Very few people appeared to understand my brand of humor, and even fewer helped themselves to any dried fruit.

 

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I really hate Tim Tebow. I'm indifferent to Florida, it's just Tebow that I hate. Everything about him is obnoxious. 

27 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I erected this piece of performance art near my tailgating spot for the 2008 MNC game and got some strange reactions. 

Very few people appeared to understand my brand of humor, and even fewer helped themselves to any dried fruit.

 

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Ok. But where did you get the assorted foreskins?

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

 

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

hides nipples better, apparently

27 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Ok. But where did you get the assorted foreskins?

Publix, like every good Floridiot. 

On 1/17/2019 at 9:48 AM, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

Gay or not, I give no fucks.  What I cannot forgive is wearing your own football jersey in public 10 years after you wore it on the field.  wtf is that about?

I think it is allowed if it is a tailored, Chinese, fake authentic jersey.

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