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Imaging being brave enough to serve your country in the military, being deployed for combat duty and  being injuried in combat, but being too chicken shit to forcefully denounce a draft dodger that calls you, and your fellow servicemen “losers and suckers”.   Amazing balls!

I agree with Stassney.  Joint ads are good, all the way up and down the board.  Add in state board of education candidates too as well as locals.

 

Make the ads about how they will help people, not overpower and intimidate them.   That ad looked exactly like a trailer for a coup attempt movie.    Cyclops should have named it "Texas:  Banana Republic, Chapter Final"

So did Crenshaw see some unfavorable polling numbers or did Trump's comments about troops being suckers finally nudge him toward the edge?

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10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

So did Crenshaw see some unfavorable polling numbers

There's your answer.

this astros game is full of crenshaw bullshit sOcIaLiSm! ads.  sima?  nah.  i dunno, maybe people watching astros games in the middle of the day aren't her voters. 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

this astros game is full of crenshaw bullshit sOcIaLiSm! ads.  sima?  nah.  i dunno, maybe people watching astros games in the middle of the day aren't her voters. 

You mean a ton of Hispanic people? I feel like those could be her voters...

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You mean a ton of Hispanic people? I feel like those could be her voters...

No--I think he means fans of a team that can't win honestly and instead resorts to cheating.

52 minutes ago, elfenix said:

this astros game is full of crenshaw bullshit sOcIaLiSm! ads.  sima?  nah.  i dunno, maybe people watching astros games in the middle of the day aren't her voters. 

I imagine he has a large advantage in money so he can pepper the air with ads where she has to be more selective. crenshaw will win unless Trump pulls him down in terms of Trump losing Texas.

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

No--I think he means fans of a team that can't win honestly and instead resorts to cheating.

ouch

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Why would anyone donate to this guy, this is what they spend money on

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did i just see an ad from dan featuring some karen on medicare whining about sima having government take over healthcare?

dan seems to have caught covid-15. 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

dan seems to have caught covid-15. 

Nice. 

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On 9/29/2020 at 5:25 PM, elfenix said:

this astros game is full of crenshaw bullshit sOcIaLiSm! ads.  sima?  nah.  i dunno, maybe people watching astros games in the middle of the day aren't her voters. 

So they're all pro Biden since he mentioned cutting oil and gas subsidies, because socialism.     

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hahahahahaha...I'm laughing with Molly.

 

I think even Fitlump has a photo with him, sans mask.

Saw a Crenshaw tv ad earlier tonight. He basically was claiming to be protecting everyone’s healthcare. I would be curious for him to name 1 thing he did to protect healthcare. 
He's been keeping an eye on it.
On 10/24/2020 at 5:06 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hahahahahaha...I'm laughing with Molly.

 

pass me some

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Dan isn't going to fare well if this battle continues. On another note, does anyone else hate the way the pols keep doing this back and forth on social media? On the one hand, I understand why it's done, who it's for, and what it's about. But I don't like it. I still follow it because it has consequences, but it feels wrong and not the direction leadership should be taking.

Based off of this tweet:

 

Holy shit, they literally cut out all the black and Mexican neighborhoods. The only thing that little sliver of central Houston (richy Whites) has in common with Humble is their white skin color. 

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30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Holy shit, they literally cut out all the black and Mexican neighborhoods. The only thing that little sliver of central Houston has in common with Humble is their white skin color. 

Crenshaw's districts takes the most liberal white area (Montrose) and adds it to the suburbs. great way to dilute liberal voting.

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54 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dan isn't going to fare well if this battle continues. On another note, does anyone else hate the way the pols keep doing this back and forth on social media? On the one hand, I understand why it's done, who it's for, and what it's about. But I don't like it. I still follow it because it has consequences, but it feels wrong and not the direction leadership should be taking.

Based off of this tweet:

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Crenshaw's districts takes the most liberal white area (Montrose) and adds it to the suburbs. great way to dilute liberal voting.

And he has 2 office locations, both well north and outside the beltway.  .   Why wouldn’t he have one in humble and one in the southern part of his district?   Oh yeah he is a partisan piece of shit that only cares about 55% of his constituents.  
 

 

Law professor might know a little bit about it 

You could argue some of the more vague implications of liberty found under the Ninth and Fourteenth amendments, where some find the right to an abortion and contraception, or even the peaceful assembly clause of the First Amendment, would protect the right to gather in one's home but there's sure as shit nothing in the Fourth Amendment that does.

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Who could've ever predicted that a presidency, that was kicked off by birtherism, would end up here.   This is truly the perfect bookend to the Trump presidency.

This is your base now Dan-o

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Hobo Rand Paul cracks me up every time I see this picture

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Who could've ever predicted that a presidency, that was kicked off by birtherism, would end up here.   This is truly the perfect bookend to the Trump presidency.

This is your base now Dan-o

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Hobo Rand Paul cracks me up every time I see this picture

Cletus with his welding glasses stuck in his shirt is the one that cracks me up.

On 11/24/2020 at 2:36 PM, DanRydell said:

You could argue some of the more vague implications of liberty found under the Ninth and Fourteenth amendments, where some find the right to an abortion and contraception, or even the peaceful assembly clause of the First Amendment, would protect the right to gather in one's home but there's sure as shit nothing in the Fourth Amendment that does.

It's penumbral.  Like the right to birth control.  Oh, wait.  Or abortion.  Erm.  Or maybe cornholing in the privacy of your own home.  Hmmm, well.

The best is the woman in the Bush shirt who thinks she's making a profound political point. "Miss me yet? How's that hopey changey thing working out for you?"  Obama was 10 x the President that Bush was. 

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:


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This reply is great  

 

11 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This reply is great  

 

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Michelle Malkin?

*eyeroll*

Her parler account has Del Bigtree, the antivaxxer opportunist, and 'echoes' with articles such as 'what would a President Kamala Harris mean for whites?' on it. Their replacement swamp is very Mordor.

 

The twitter spat will probably die out over the weekend, though.

This sums it up. Fuck around and find out

 

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

When you've lost Kaitlin Bennett

 

Anytime I see a Kaitlin Bennett tweet, I always look through the replies for someone reminding her that she got so canned at a frat party, she passed out and took a massive shit in her pants.

12 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

This reply is great  

 

i'm so confused

 

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Hobo Rand Paul sounds like a cool garage band name. 

Can't decide whether the leopards eating faces meme or the sowing/reaping meme is funnier for this. 

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