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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What a chickenshit thing to do, especially for a Navy SEAL, and especially knowing he was being filmed

 

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MAGA going to make a run at primarying Crenshaw next year - this is basically a sampling of the sentiment, that he's a RINO/leftist and needs to be replaced.

I love the Republican civil war, and I love that people like Crenshaw actually think that the GQP has a place for them.

 

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

52 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

Well, it seems that he is Chilean, so.....

53 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

I have doubts that he's Chilean.

I know that chick. She dated a buddy of mine a while back. She's absolutely insane and has serious hygiene issues. I actively avoid her when I see her in public.

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

She's absolutely insane and has serious hygiene issues.

Tell us more about these hygiene issues.

Like chronic ball breath?  Rancid vagina?  Ears that smell like the shit that accumulates between my pinky toe and the next to it in that little crease?  Always smells like Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

Or we just talking like stinky armpits because she uses Tom's deodorant?  

Just now, YGIFS said:

Always smells like Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

Go on....

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

so, a trip out to the deer lease with brisket

Well, I mean...it's not gonna be exactly like last time.  

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tell us more about these hygiene issues.

NM. 

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2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.


Some of the best sex you can have is a very very hot chick that gets out of mental health ‘observation’ and comes straight to your house. Twice 

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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Some of the best sex you can have is a very very hot chick that gets out of mental health ‘observation’ and comes straight to your house. Twice 

Can confirm.

"Uh, is this the residence of a Mr. Lobo?  Yessir, we have a Ms. **** here in our medical care.  She gave us your name and number to contact her upon discharge.  Can you come and pick her up please and help her pick up her prescription and then drive her home?"

-Yes, I know her but I'm not qualified to help somebody with any kinda injury or physical issues.  I mean, she has a roommate and one of her parents or siblings can fly out here to help.

"Nothing like that sir, she was here on a mental health call.  But the therapist has discharged her.  And she's in perfect health physically.  Just a mental wellness incident."

-I'm out front of the building with my hazards on

"But I haven't even told you our facility name or address"

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Could've sworn that patch was on the other eye recently. 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Jesus christ sheeple! Do you not get it! When we use the most energy the sun and wind are helping, but when we need them least, we cannot count on them! Texas has it figured out. The most energy rich state to ever exist has never, not once, let our people sit in the dark. Dino juice is so perfect, we have proven we don't need whale killing wind energy.  

Could've sworn that patch was on the other eye recently. 


“It’s itchy.”


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I thought this guy got run out of Congress for talking about the orgies.

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