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45 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

This is so fabulous.... This stud is going to torment you lefties (commies) for years to come. Should be fun to watch.

You must be one of his pupils.

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

eye don't think he politically survives this election, much less for years.

eye see what you did with that

He wins this time but then he has to fight the Texas legislature to do it he to give him a favorable district map. He backs up to Kevin Brady who won’t want to give up his sweet district voters.

1 hour ago, Turkleton said:

For years to come..........

No doubt. He's become a real GOP icon. 

28 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

No doubt. He's become a real GOP icon. 

So do we just get rid of the elephant and replace it with his eye patch?

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1 hour ago, Turkleton said:

Years.........

That’s some 20/ __ hindsight.  

13 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

So do we just get rid of the elephant and replace it with his eye patch?

No.  Have the elephant wear an eye patch.  
 

Justice is blind.  The Republican Party is only half blind...

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No.  Have the elephant wear an eye patch.  
 

Justice is blind.  The Republican Party is only half blind...

 

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This is so fabulous.... This stud is going to torment you lefties (commies) for years to come. Should be fun to watch.
Just tormenting the lefties, why not the righti... oh.
7 minutes ago, tchookem said:
2 hours ago, Turkleton said:
This is so fabulous.... This stud is going to torment you lefties (commies) for years to come. Should be fun to watch.

Just tormenting the lefties, why not the righti... oh.

Years.....

 

is this slapdick really what the (Texas) GOP sees as their party's savior? This fucking hack? Tell me, in these 'years' you are touting, who exactly is the voter pulling the lever for this guy? that demographic is dying (and more quickly than ever thanks to covid). if people get the chance to vote via mail-in ballot in november, I don't see the GOP winning many races going forward, even if your district looks vaguely like a sickle.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is this slapdick really what the (Texas) GOP sees as their party's savior? This fucking hack? Tell me, in these 'years' you are touting, who exactly is the voter pulling the lever for this guy? that demographic is dying (and more quickly than ever thanks to covid). if people get the chance to vote via mail-in ballot in november, I don't see the GOP winning many races going forward, even if your district looks vaguely like a sickle.

This is Perfect......

I'm guessing we have a relative of Mr. Crenshaw on the board.  Or a neighbor.  Or his ophthalmologist. 

 

 

41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Sorry, only one “i” allowed per post in this thread.

One "I" damn it

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

eye don't think he politically survives this election, much less for years.

Remember when Wendy Davis spent the day filibustering and was touted as the new face of the Dems? That was a fun month.

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

7 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Remember when Wendy Davis spent the day filibustering and was touted as the new face of the Dems? That was a fun month.

You wear a pussy hat one time!

42 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

jesus, how old are you?

1 hour ago, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

I'm betting your gpa in school was C-  

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm betting your gpa in school was C-  

Perfect....

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He wins this time but then he has to fight the Texas legislature to do it he to give him a favorable district map. He backs up to Kevin Brady who won’t want to give up his sweet district voters.

its more likely they would give him the more Republic parts of C-7 if it stays in Dem hands.

trade Meyerland for Katy he never loses

2 hours ago, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jesus, how old are you?

 

He calls people "commies."  He's a petulant mush brained boomer.

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

Y’all really need to patch things up.
15 minutes ago, Tom said:

He calls people "commies."  He's a petulant mush brained boomer.

He just can't perceive the depth of the situation. 

6 hours ago, Turkleton said:

This is so fabulous.... This stud is going to torment you lefties (commies) for years to come. Should be fun to watch.

You're so old--still using the word commie to get a reaction even though the NRA and Trump have been caught in bed old.  Old, old, old, senile old.  Like Pandemic bait old.  Clue: the young don't care about the word commie old man.  Should be a fun watch though while I'm working from home, reading about stocks and oil implosions.   

Heard a fascinating bit on the radio--the only thing an incumbent president can sell is more of what they're doing well: will people be better off with new leadership than they are now?  Going to be a difficult sell amidst stock and oil collapses, trillions more debt, an economic meltdown and a pandemic. But I read there are some real dumbf'ks buying, even while being asked to die for the rich.  Going to be an interesting watch indeed.   

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9 hours ago, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

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10 hours ago, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

Would those be alternative facts? 

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13 hours ago, Turkleton said:

Years.........

I'm sure things can be patched up sooner than that.

8 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

You're so old--still using the word commie to get a reaction even though the NRA and Trump have been caught in bed old.  Old, old, old, senile old.  Like Pandemic bait old.  Clue: the young don't care about the word commie old man.  Should be a fun watch though while I'm working from home, reading about stocks and oil implosions.   

Heard a fascinating bit on the radio--the only thing an incumbent president can sell is more of what they're doing well: will people be better off with new leadership than they are now?  Going to be a difficult sell amidst stock and oil collapses, trillions more debt, an economic meltdown and a pandemic. But I read there are some real dumbf'ks buying, even while being asked to die for the rich.  Going to be an interesting watch indeed.   

Come on you commies, wake the fuck up..... This is how you should post^^

Should be fun....
 
 

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On 4/22/2020 at 8:22 PM, Turkleton said:

Look, I know you commies can’t stand facts and reality (racist, xenophobe and all those other phobias you dumbfucks claim), so I understand your hatred toward him. But sorry, he is here to provide facts to the indolents that your party just can’t provide and it will be for years……… Should be fun.

haha you dumb motherfucker lol

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

haha you dumb motherfucker lol

Don't get any better this this, folks. Very solid post.

Years to come with the torment.........

Just now, Turkleton said:

Don't get any better this this, folks. Very solid post.

Years to come with the torment.........

So true so true, the man said, I'm the best aroouund and nothing gonna ever get you down

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

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what's most remarkable about that photo is they're standing shoulder to shoulder. Trump is 8"-13" taller than Putin (no one is sure of his official height). Body language is everything

47 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what's most remarkable about that photo is they're standing shoulder to shoulder. Trump is 8"-13" taller than Putin (no one is sure of his official height). Body language is everything

But dotard’s got at least 100 lbs on that fucker.

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