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42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maybe he should wear platform shoes ?

they're both wearing platform shoes

 

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Wait, the Seals don't even have a "you must be this tall to ride this ride" admission requirement?

10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

see, jokes like that will no longer work if we switch to metric. checkmate, libtards

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Wait, the Seals don't even have a "you must be this tall to ride this ride" admission requirement?
Mini subs need mini men.
On 12/18/2020 at 8:07 PM, CowboyFred said:

 

NSIAP lol

You had to know he was a little fellah by the way he acts..

Mini subs need mini men.

I believe the correct surly term is manlet.

It seems pretty clear to me that this guy lacks the depth perception necessary to govern.

57 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

It seems pretty clear to me that this guy lacks the depth perception necessary to govern.

Agreed....he doesn't have an eye for governing

11 minutes ago, pacman said:

Agreed....he doesn't have an eye for governing

Seems he’d be pretty good at keeping his eye on the ball 

what he needs to do is focus on the tasks at hand and not have tunnel vision on certain issues. 

that video of him "fighting" antifa is fucking embarrassing. I guess even the SEALS have fucking dorks

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15 hours ago, pacman said:

You had to know he was a little fellah by the way he acts..

little fellah with a little fellah, amirite?

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Seems he’d be pretty good at keeping his eye on the ball 

Can we start referring to him as Ojo Solo?

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On 12/18/2020 at 8:07 PM, CowboyFred said:

 

NSIAP lol

Ben Shapiro looks like the nerdy brother character from Euro Trip.

41 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ben Shapiro looks like the nerdy brother character from Euro Trip.

So he's fondled his sister too?

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

It's not like it was an important or consequential vote though. Presidents are always getting impeached for inciting violent insurrection. This is like missing a vote to fund an overpass in West Virginia or creating a youth exemption from migratory bird stamp requirements. 

23 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

It's not like it was an important or consequential vote though. Presidents are always getting impeached for inciting violent insurrection. This is like missing a vote to fund an overpass in West Virginia or creating a youth exemption from migratory bird stamp requirements. 

Crenshaw has a real eye for what is important in his job and clearly this vote was not of any importance. He has a keen eye for spotting important legislation so we should trust his judgment here. We really shouldn't engage in any eye for an eye with this guy.

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great timing on this one, dan:

 

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

great timing on this one, dan:

 

guess you can't expect someone w/ one eye to read a room.  what a fucking moron.

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i'm starting to think ivy league educations don't actually amount to shit because every time i hear one of their graduates talk i'm astounded at how fucking stupid they are

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

i'm starting to think ivy league educations don't actually amount to shit because every time i hear one of their graduates talk i'm astounded at how fucking stupid they are

I’m inclined to agree. You can hear everything from the sublime to the ridiculous coming from Ivy League grads.

Everyone thinks we suck. Hollywood, pop culture, corporations. But the Klan is going to keep going. We’re going to keep fighting 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

i'm starting to think ivy league educations don't actually amount to shit because every time i hear one of their graduates talk i'm astounded at how fucking stupid they are

 

the hardest part of an ivy league education is getting in 

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He is mad at BIDENS response to Covid, while he never said word one about Trumps response.   That says all you need to know about what a piece of shit Dan is and anyone who voted for him.  All of them fucking suck.  

I hate this title. On her worse day AOC is 5% of the idiot this guy is.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the hardest part of an ivy league education is getting in 

No, the hardest part is not telling everyone you have an Ivy League education.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

He is mad at BIDENS response to Covid, while he never said word one about Trumps response.   That says all you need to know about what a piece of shit Dan is and anyone who voted for him.  All of them fucking suck.  

In Dan's defense, he can't help but see the glass half empty.

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Don’t rush back!
 
His eyesight is still stronger than his integrity.

He's a miserable cunt, but I hope he recovers fully from this deal. 

On 4/8/2021 at 12:09 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

the hardest part of an ivy league education is getting in 

Yep, and some of those that get in are really smart and have undergone a rigorous preparatory education.  And some aren't and haven't.

Remember when Gaetz said he was thinking about leaving Congress to go to Newsmax, and shortly thereafter his scandal popped up?

Now Crenshaw says he’s going to be off of Twitter for a month because he had emergency eye surgery. How long before he is exposed as part of a scandal? Probably as part of Gaetz’s club. 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

He's a miserable cunt, but I hope he recovers fully from this deal. 

I'll gladly be that asshole. 

On 12/19/2020 at 3:46 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

see, jokes like that will no longer work if we switch to metric. checkmate, libtards

Just now saw this.  That's one of the greatest tweets I've ever seen.

On 4/10/2021 at 3:14 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Remember when Gaetz said he was thinking about leaving Congress to go to Newsmax, and shortly thereafter his scandal popped up?

Now Crenshaw says he’s going to be off of Twitter for a month because he had emergency eye surgery. How long before he is exposed as part of a scandal? Probably as part of Gaetz’s club. 

IMO, it's actually more likely the retinal detachment than it would be linked to Gaetz. IIR, he was supportive of Liz Cheney when she spoke up, even if he stayed in the Trump camp overall. I don't think he finds Gaetz amusing.

If there was something other than his vision, then it would be a separate issue I suspect.

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Rep. Dan Crenshaw Linked to Smear Campaign of Female Vet Led by VA Secretary, Watchdog Says
 

https://www.newsweek.com/rep-dan-crenshaw-linked-smear-campaign-female-vet-led-va-secretary-watchdog-says-1553928?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

 

Spoiler

An investigation from the independent government watchdog that oversees the Department of Veterans Affairs concluded Thursday that a Republican member of Congress was involved in an orchestrated campaign by V.A. Secretary Robert Wilkie to disparage the reputation of a female veteran who alleged she was sexually assaulted at a V.A. facility.

The 68-page report from the V.A. Office of Inspector General (OIG) stated that three witnesses said Wilkie informed them that Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) gave him information about the female veteran that could erode her credibility. Crenshaw, a former Navy SEAL, served in the same unit as the female veteran, Andrea Goldstein.

In addition to suggesting a sitting member of Congress funneled potentially harmful and false information to the V.A. secretary amid an endeavor to discredit a sexual assault survivor's allegation, the report detailed the V.A.'s improper handling of the incident

The rest at the link.

 

Did you post the wrong link?  Because that's from December...

Wish I could say I had. I was cross eyed and stupid, which is not uncommon for me at that point in the darkness. 
 

I still can’t figure out why Crenshaw came up on my timeline. 
 

With crest underfoot, I apologize.

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