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lol

“Dan’s fist anal”

Nice.

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I always thought @Brisketexan and his ledge talk was just hyperbole and sanity would soon be restored. Then I learned that there exists in the year of our Lord 2021 a Blink 182 cover band. Y'all scoot over and make room on that ledge. I'll bring the whiskey.

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Crenshaw is my rep.   I've made it a weekly habit to call both his D.C. and Kingwood offices to remind them that he's a hack, shill and disgrace to the uniform he used to wear. 

Is there still a banner fund? This seems like a good opportunity for shenanigans.

23 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Is there still a banner fund? This seems like a good opportunity for shenanigans.

A variation on this:

 

So here's the deal with the event.  It's being run by the campaign not as a Congressional event.   It was also supposed to be at a property in Humble (Balmoral) but apparently the HOA was not interested in such an event.   So they had to move it to another property owned by the same people. 

Tickets start at $25 and run all the way up to $5,000 for a cabana.  Dan has learned grifting very well.

Also of  interest...   His campaign office has a P.O. Box address listed in Brookshire.    It's not even in his district.

A variation on this:
 
Based on Mac's post, I think "You paid too much to be here." is appropriate.

Dan didn't show up for the Juneteenth vote.  Whoever is running against this asshat needs to talk about how shitty he is.  

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dan didn't show up for the Juneteenth vote.  Whoever is running against this asshat needs to talk about how shitty he is.  

All that'll do is garner more votes for him.  

51 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dan didn't show up for the Juneteenth vote.  Whoever is running against this asshat needs to talk about how shitty he is.  

If your representative is a shitty person your district is full of shitty people.

Fixed it for Dan.  Pls tell me Abbott is doing something similar and has Rolling Stones cover band. 

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7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If your representative is a shitty person your district is full of shitty people.

And if your Senator is a shitty person?

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

And if your Senator is a shitty person?

Then you have a shitty Senator.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

All that'll do is garner more votes for him.  

Oh, I don't know about that.  There are a lot of people in his district that hate him.  

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32 minutes ago, Bookman said:

And if your Senator is a shitty person?

If your state has one asshole senator, then your state has one asshole senator. If your state has two asshole senators, your state is full of assholes.

11 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh, I don't know about that.  There are a lot of people in his district that hate him.  

Not enough apparently. 

If your state has one asshole senator, then your state has one asshole senator. If your state has two asshole senators, your state is full of assholes.

Fist assholes, billowy assholes, or regular assholes?
4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

If your representative is a shitty person your district is full of shitty people.

Hey now.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Kingwood is really Aggy.

Yes, yes it is.

4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

If your representative is a shitty person your district is full of shitty people.

False. He is my congressman and Montrose is awesome. 

4 hours ago, brown water said:

Fixed it for Dan.  Pls tell me Abbott is doing something similar and has Rolling Stones cover band. 

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"fun surprises" eh? secret donkey show or stripper stage? 

7 hours ago, brown water said:

Fixed it for Dan.  Pls tell me Abbott is doing something similar and has Rolling Stones cover band. 

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Wait is this real?

6 minutes ago, lmao said:

Wait is this real?

it's real and it's spectacular

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I feel like surly needs a guy there in a pedobear costume crashing the crenshaw catastrophy

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Kingwood is really Aggy.

No it's not. Kingwood is awesome.

3 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

No it's not. Kingwood is awesome.

Kingwood sucks donkey dicks. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Kingwood sucks donkey dicks. 

No way. Kingwood rules.

7 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

No it's not. Kingwood is awesome.

Kingwood is full of aggy.

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Kingwood is full of aggy.

Like you could even know that! Kingwood is cool, y'all are trolling me and getting my goat.

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13 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

No it's not. Kingwood is awesome.

Man, fuck Kingwood. I hate being in the same district as yall living over in Spring Branch. The gerrymandering in Houston is fucking obscene.

17 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

No way. Kingwood rules.

No, Kingwood sucks donkey dicks.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No, Kingwood sucks donkey dicks.

Just say you don't know anything about it instead of lying.

31 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Kingwood sucks donkey dicks. 

 

29 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

No way. Kingwood rules.

username checks out

Other than a few golf courses, Kingwood is poverty The Woodlands. 

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16 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Kingwood is full of aggy.

Katy - Cypress - Spring - Kingwood 

The Aggy Curtain of Misery 

Fixed it for Dan.  Pls tell me Abbott is doing something similar and has Rolling Stones cover band. 
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Hanging out in La Marque in July with a Blink 182 tribute band and a cash bar is the kind of party Crenshaw voters deserve.

And of course [mention]DonkeyCigars [/mention]loves Kingwood.
16 hours ago, Captainant said:

Man, fuck Kingwood. I hate being in the same district as yall living over in Spring Branch. The gerrymandering in Houston is fucking obscene.

Living in Montrose, I can’t believe I’m in the same district with either one of you.

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Lol, stanning for Kingwood. It's unremarkable and is entirely indistinguishable from every other strip mall suburban vomit as all other areas of Houston more than 10 miles outside the loop. Except Kingwood is older. Strip Malls with a fuck ton of Old Navy/Ulta 3/DSW Shoes and crammed with delightful eateries like Chilis, Texas Roadhouse, Gringos and maybe a Pappadeaux or Pappasitos if you're feeling real bougie. But there's a price to pay for that kind of fine living, so unfortunately that kind of grandiose lifestyle means you might have to commute into Houston for 90 or so minutes of your day for work. But the good news is, you get a school system that ranks decidedly beneath Katy, Tomball, Pearland, Fort Bend, Klein, Magnolia...well shit. And lets not forget that it's completely full of Aggy. Then again, Donkey is Aggy, so of course he's smitten with the area. 

Sorry macanudo. 

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10 minutes ago, royiv said:

Living in Montrose, I can’t believe I’m in the same district with either one of you.

Lol I moved from a midtown apt to spring branch and stayed in the same district. Thisisfine.jpeg

25 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lol I moved from a midtown apt to spring branch and stayed in the same district. Thisisfine.jpeg

worse is when you move from the houston burbs to the austin burbs and stay in the same district

 Texas Roadhouse, is not horrible

Gringos, same as above

but there's a reason neither have a location inside the loop, hell inside the tollway i think

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 Texas Roadhouse, is not horrible

Gringos, same as above

but there's a reason neither have a location inside the loop, hell inside the tollway i think

Lots of things in this world aren't inherently terrible. That also doesn't mean I'm going to go out of my way to suck them off the way dipshit is sucking off Kingwood. 

"Adequate under the right circumstances" shouldn't be considered high praise by anyone, and yet here we are...

isn't there a texas roadhouse on that big chain restaurant row on 290? 

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

worse is when you move from the houston burbs to the austin burbs and stay in the same district

Fucking THIS. I can't believe McCaul is my rep, living in north central Austin and sharing constituency with KATY voters.

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